The picture you have frozen at the beginning as very cute.

Why are they giving the slashers more ammo? You just need to be in the same bloody room on this site and they'll blast the slash out in a matter of seconds.

As foe the review: I love these v-logs, so much hate and bile for these piece of shit movies. Bravo!

OH GOD HOW THE FUCK DID SHIA KILL STARSCREAM?!?!? BITEY RAGE!!!!

With... things... thingies, that wen boom, the Transformers made just for him he only used this once. For no other purpose than give him something to do...

My theory is one of two

A) The slashers are absolutely correct and they don't give a damn.

B) They're doing it on purpose. Potentially to amuse themselves.


_I_ find it funny.

Given the way the two of them are acting together, it looks like the slashers are probably right; either that or they're deliberately baiting them.

Deliberately baiting. I've noticed a substantial amount of slash baiting ever since Suburban Knights started.

Phelous & the Cinema Snob did a little Spooning with Spoony spoof today. I think this is turning into a massive running gag.

Bharghav & Doug, Mathew & Doug, Mathew & Luke, Phelan & Brad, Lewis & Mickey... I love it because it's so Kevin Smith.

Diamanda would probably like to get in on this, as she's openly gay.

They ARE dating AND having fun with screwing with the shippers. Seriously given the above mentioned tradition of ship baiting it would come naturally that IF two reviewers started dating they would leave it ambigious.

Hard to screw with shippers if a relationship is confirmed. (& unless it's G-rated & listed as humor, I ain't'a touchin it). Can't see how Nash & JO work out when they said they don't even live in the same state. & there was some rumor about Lupa & Apollo. Still, most of the shipping is boy-boy. who started that anyway? Spoony or Doug?

Hey, who was the random guy who played Lindsay's husband in "A Nostalgia Critic Christmas?" I've never seen him in anything else.

Still, most of the shipping is boy-boy. who started that anyway? Spoony or Doug?
Four words: Nerd-on-Critic-Action.

So you blame James Rolfe? lol.

I'm not sure if you're trying to discourage or encourage the fic writers.

Diamanda would probably like to get in on this, as she's openly gay.
Well she did do a Dramatic Reading of one of the fanfics pairing up her and the Chick and Marzgurl, so yes, she does enjoy the fanfic. She finds it amusing.

I thought she was bi....whatever.

Slash... with people of the opposite sex?

How boring.

Effing THIS. I wanted to yell every time I saw the term used wrong. And I'm not even a slash fic writer!

Look up the term "slash" in Urban dictionary and figure out why that's not applicable here, guys. =_=

Yeah, I'm going to have to second this. The word you want is SHIPPING, guys! Slash is specifically same sex.

I third that; slash = yaoi. I also toss in that Todd was thinking of Lupa the whole time.

I think the term we're looking for is "shipping".

two of my favortes critics do a review together. They should have done a crossover though.

the 1st movie had a HUGE whole in it.. Ok so Shia Labeouf grandpa had the glasses that were suppose to be a map to the energy cube thing that all the transformers were looking for right? So they made a huge deal about the glasses and Shia Labeouf's character being the only one to save the planets cuz he knew where they were. Well they didnt even use the glasses to find the cube and the government had it the hole time and practically gave it to them. Plus the the secret military guys said that the energy of the cube was hidden so well that no one on earth or alien would be able to find it which was true cuz they couldn't find it. so even if they used the glasses it would have been useless anyway making Shia back story A big hole in the story all together.

When I saw the trailer to T3, where the astronauts are jumping about on the moon, they walk into the spaceship and the camera pans over to a yellow transformer with a beard looking thing on it's face I thought to myself "It's fucking Unicron"...

Then I looked again and realized "fucking bullshit", you see, Unicron is supposed to be big enough to eat planets, he's a sentient planet cracker.

And yet, he's small enough to fit into a space ship, which is small enough to land on the moon which is smaller than Earth itself which is smaller than Unicron himself.

I got up from my couch, screamed the words "no" and "betrayal"

I'm not going to see that fucking movie.

Not to say the other two pieces of shit didn't make me do that, especially the first one; that hack fucking shit stole it's script from Small fucking Soldiers, scene for fucking scene.

Fuck Bay, I hope he rots in hell.

... Unicron's not in this movie.

So? What's your fucking point? I wasn't talking about the fucking movie; I was talking about the trailer.

I agree to a point you know the funy thing is that yellow robot was repainted red for the movie so either they changed thier minds for what color he'd be or they ententionally did that to misslead people!

... The trailer didn't claim that Unicron was in the movie.

Your point is nonsensical.

Alpha Trion also had "facial hair."

For Elisa's benefit

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/ Carly


Nothin' like the supermodel wench, is she?

I love how Lisa just butts her way into the review because she's so angry about the movie, lol.

Why do people hate these films? It's Transformers. Alien robots transforming in to vehicles, good robots vs. evil robots, world crisis, chase scenes, fight scenes, interesting characters, cool music, esc. My friends and everyone I've come across also love this film. As much as I enjoy "Revenge of the Fallen," I agree that "Dark of the Moon" outdid that film big time.

Dude, I don't get the extreme hate either. To me, it just seems people let their hatred of small details cloud their objectivity to an extreme.

Maybe because they suck.

Suck? You mean like vampires, right... ALUCARD? I'm sorry, that was a cheap shot.

Maybe because they're not actually about any of those things?

Sorry, but Transformers: The Shia Lebouf Chronicles just doesn't do it for me. Gotta have some sort of standard.

Wow looks like Todd's either involved in some kind of slumber party situation or an episode of three's company.

They did this just before painting his nails & putting curlers in his hair.

Now picture that while he's got a bandanna over his face.

That's kinda hot.

Not necessarily the curlers and nail paint, but the girls having their way with him while he has a bandanna over his face. Naughty... :-o

Even though Michael Bay has said this is the end of the trilogy, it is by no means the end of the transformers movie franchise. When a new character is introduced whom we've never seen before (I am not talking about the girlfriend) it leads the way for a new film. Yes the first two films had characters in it who we have never seen in any subsequent films, but they were characters who had more than 5 minutes screen time, and were part of the thin plots.

This one minor military character that was introduced during the final act could end up being a main character I think in subsequent films, and getting rid of Shia Lebouf's character entirely a la 'Pirates of the Caribbean.'

And now there are rumors Jason Statham may get involved in future Transformers films, but that's only partially because of his current girlfriend: Surprise Duckface.

I've also been hearing this will be the last Michael Bay-directed Transformers.

Please have Nella talk about the movie!

Yes please do!

Lindsay and todd are spending aloooooot of time together. Not that that's a bad thing

She is SOOOOOOO drunk

Todd you lucky bastard!

My thoughts, exactly.

Poor Nella. :(
I have a couple of friends who can't watch 3D movies either because it makes them sick too.

This is very much a Michael Bay film. So many plot holes, explosions, and shaky cam angles.

My friends thought it was watchable, and enjoyable if you didn't care about your brain. Other than that, yeah, Michael Bay Summer Blockbuster. It's not a classic by any means; it's a popcorn movie.

Are they dating or something? :I
Because I'm not usually the one to say it, but they look cute together, haha. :3

I love that Elisa's drama face in this video is better that most of the acting in any of the Transformers movies.

I think nella shoudld do her own segment that would be nice.

I concur. I love Nella's take on things. I tend to agree with her quite often.

Todd's big pimpin' it.

Is it me or does lindsay look like her and todd just had sex. Are they dating?

Why do men always assume that men & women cannot be just friends?

Oh well, every time 2 male reviewers do a crossover on a hotel bed, people are thinking the same thing. They're just more blunt & open about it when they're opposite genders.

You don't generally see one of the male reviewers HANGING ALL OVER the other in their crossovers. (Unless it's Spoonin' with Spoony, but we know The Spoony One is irresistible to everyone.)

I've never understood why so many of my fellow women feel the need to touch people when talking to them, it falls somewhere between threatening & repulsive; Think of the filthy germs. Some guys do it, & that's even worse if you're a woman. It would actually be pretty amusing if the men did hang all over eachother. Hypocritical double standard? You bet! ^_~ Mwahahaha!

What hotel is everyone staying at this time? I'm positive you guys aren't in Nevada this time; too green.

I saw something that literally made me sick to my stomach. Some horrible anime called "Galaxy Frauline Yuna." But Nella could have gotten food poisoning from theater drinks. That happened to me once.

Well, I personally like to touch everyone (male and female). I like Greeting everyone constantly with bear hugs. Overall, I like to think that the characters are dating. Todd's character/NChick's character are dating, but not the actual actors.

Nella forever! :D

Meh, I don't even like it when friends & family accidently bump into me. I'm no Adrien Monk, but I can sympathise.

Lisa's & Nella's characters should chase after some reviewers. I'm hoping Lisa is the crazy stalker type who makes random cameos in videos in the window & is gone in a flash of lightening, like an angry Gaz.

Update: If their characters are dating, then why is Todd still pining over Lupa? (See the after-credits of "Welshy: Killjoy").

Nother Update: It's a chain; Lindsay calls Todd, Todd & Nash call Lupa. But who's calling Lindsay & Nash? Who does Lupa call? We have not achieved clusterf**k status yet. (See Team Nchick: The Little Mermaid).

I don't usually pick up on this stuff, cuz I'm denser than lead, but there is a definite "warm and fuzzy" factor in this vid that doesn't feel like it was put on for the sake of lulz.

Everyone covered Alice: Madness Returns because it ruled, & everyone reviewed Transformers 3 because it sucked. The only way for a movie or game to be truly worthless, unentertaining, & unmemorable is to be mediocre.

This is like watching Kung Thai Ted; the mouths & voices don't sync. It could just be an issue between Chrome & Blip; I had this problem yesterday with Linkara.

I love Lindsay's skits and usually I love her critques of movies. But listening to her say that she thought the Transformer movies were okay at any point was just sad. The plots of all movies were rife with holes, the characters are barely one demensional, the robots are interchangable and not unique unless they are racist stereotypes, and they are all clearly movies that are designed to entertain people with little to no attention span.

You can call it a 'popcorn flick' all you want, but a popcorn flick should at least entertain, and this movie did not. I could read random words from the dictionary and it wouldn't be a story, but it would be more coherant and have less plot holes then this garbage.

I'd rate this as one of the 20 worst films to hit theaters on wide release. Abysmal.

John Malkovich should be more ashamed of his participation in this then Jeremy Irons should be of his in Dungeons & Dragons. D&D was a better movie in all ways, and everyone knows how terrible that was.

The TF trilogy and it's director are detriments to society and must be disintegrated. It is logical.

I'm sure you're engaging in some sarcasm, maybe not. In any case, I'd like to see where disintegration equates with logic.

Starscream gets killed by.. who?

Oh, fuck you Michael Bay!

I think that's funny that everybody gripes that Sam shouldn't be in the movie because he doesn't do anything, then when he does something, you cry "Fuck you" at the screen. How typical.

Taking down STARSCREAM by himself? A human?

There's doing something, and then there's jumping into "God-Mode Activated" territory. Pick which this would be?

With AUTOBOT weapons, yes, I'm presuming that's possible. Or was that not obvious enough? I swear, sometimes it seems like some of you are content to disregard certain details when you want your position strengthened.

Besides... Starscream is arguably a raging idiot and a jackass. A point you don't want to argue with a Transformers G1 fan.

A crazy, murderous jackass 10 times Shia's size.

Who's payoff after 3 movies is getting punked out by the kid who got smacked around by that little Surgeon-Bot thing in the first movie.. whatever.

They weren't going to get my money anyway, so I shouldn't even be that annoyed. Must remember to skip it when it hits video.

And I'm guessing you want to also argue the implausibility of Sam Gamgee defeating Shelob with nothing more than a sword? Whatever. My point is you're arguing about implausibility... in a movie about giant Transforming robots.

Two lucky shots, wounding her so she retreated to slowly die elsewhere versus scaling a giant robot and blowing its head off. Fantasy versus "realism-based".

"My point is you're arguing about implausibility... in a movie about giant Transforming robots."

I'm dumb enough to still want consistency. The highly-trained armed soldiers got massacred in the first one by drones, yet the whiny pissant takes out the 'Con's 2IC. At this rate, Daniel will punch out Galvatron if they make a 4th.

Maybe this bears repeating, but those were AUTOBOT weapons designed for human use. If Sam made the weapons himself, then it would have been bullshit. I'll tell you how I see it: Sam has finally deciding to stop being all whiny and man up. I'll tell you a sad truism. In war, it doesn't take great strength to pull the trigger, only the will to survive.

Still can't see anything small enough for him to carry having the power to do much, but that makes sense. Giving it to the soldiers sure would have more sense, but hey.

You're Michael Bay, aren't you?

No, Michael Bay would never come up with something that clever and you know it.

If I see that movie when nimoy says that line im going to yel KKHHAAANNN at the top of my lungs until either I run out of breath or they drag me out and im going to keep yelling as they drag me out

Do I really have to go into this all again? Okay... Dark of the moon highly improved itself over the other films. I enjoyed it, I was minimally annoyed, and highly entertained. It had more substance than the other two story-wise, and that's ALL we should have been asking for.

Dark of the moon is about as close to G1 Transformers as we will ever get until the franchise is rebooted.

I must commend the complainers though on some level, because without them, Dark of the moon wouldn't have been as half-way decent as it was. Again, yes I admit it had problems, but in my opinion they were so few and far between that I as a G1 Transformers fan and a casual movie-goer can easily overlook them.

The EXTREME hatred for Dark of the moon is completely unwarranted. Let me put things in perspective: I deeply hate the Star Wars prequels(probably more than most other movies) but even I don't have the cajones to say they're some of the worst movies of all time.

What's with you fanboys bitching about Leonard Nimoy saying the line? I think it's funny that Ma-ti and Doug said the EXACT same line in Suburban knights! What about that? No, I guess it's okay for you guys larping in a silly adventure movie to do it, but not okay for a big Hollywood blockbuster to do it.

Not much of a Trek fan, but I'll take a stab at this.

SK used as part of the two scenes they did in tribute, while TF throws it in without context, simply because they hired Nimoy.

If it were an original line, it still wouldn't make sense. "I'm evil now! Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few!" Dude, you're about to slaughter and enslave billions of people, to rebuild a planet for 15 robots. That's pissing all over "the needs of many", to satisfy a few. And I doubt Bay is smart enough to have meant the hidden hypocris.

I say ya'll should do a Nella by herself review of this! It'd be entertaining!
I give this movie a pass just because it was better than 2 but that's it! If some one was willing to possily go to jail(Because I know Bay's the type to sue) and re edit this movie when it comes out on DVD to remove a majority of LaPoof's scenes, all of his parents scenes, and alot of the bad comedy. Too the point at least where the Transformers at least got equal or more screne time to the humans I'd be happy to say this is a great movie!
My favorite robot from the old cartoon got shafted too! Soundwave got a good few scenes but he got killed off awefully easily and he was freaking silver too!
In the old animated movie Optimus did show Megatron mercy and that's what got him killed in it. Megatron was injured and asked Optimus to help him and when Optimus offered him his hand(as in to lift him up) Megatron pulled a pistol from behind his back and shot Optimus in the gut area and Optimus with the last of his strangth tackled/threw Megatron off the top of thebiulding they were on and that's what mortally wounded him enough for Starscream to attempt to kill him later when they retreated.
It was very out of character for Optimus to just strait up murder both an injured Megatron and Sentenal. Now, if it was like the 86 movie it'd been believible but in this 3rd movie it was like Optimus turned into freaking Liam Neeson at the end of Taken! "It's just business! Nothing personal!" "It's personal to me!" (double tap to the head)
Sorry for the rant!

Poor Nella :( I really wanna hear what she has to say.

It's okay Nella, we're all here for you. Rant away!

I'm pretty much where Lindsay's at with this movie. Yeah it's terrible by a film standard, but it's still kind of enjoyable as a "Watch random crap be destroyed" summer-flick.

Also, am I the only one that noticed the ridiculous concept of the pillars? Only Sentinel Prime can activate the pillars to do blah-blah-blah no one really cares. But when they get knocked over and turned off.... Fucking Patrick Dempsey picks it up and activates it again?? What the hell happened to no one but Sentinel knowing how to use them?

Random: Where'd you find that LOVE shirt? I absolutely must find one for a girl I like.

I would like to see a follow-up where Nella gives her perspective.

But yeah, I'm with Todd, just because it's less shitty than the last, still doesn't make it any good, the characters are completely unlikable, the robot design is just ugly (when Bay bothers to include them) the plotline it stupid and essentially the same as the last two and there's still racism and sexism to go around.

I notice you guys didn't mention the overbundance of the military in this one thatsome otehr critics have pointed out though.