Vampire Vlog - Breaking Dawn Part 2

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  • lamecasuelas
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    i hope this si the closest time i'll get to see that movie,great as always!
  • johannantoinette  - more obscure and not so obscure stuff?
    So are you going to do more classic looks on vampire films like Vampire circus, Vampyr and Nosferatu? Pleeeeease do! I love this show!
  • Sockpuppet  - Seconded
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    I agree, I'd love to hear our Maven's thoughts on the Hammer and Universal classics
  • fremenchips
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    great review as always, if you're going to do more vampire literature could you do Salem's Lot by Stephen King?
  • akarlpana
    Hy Maven! I agree with u. The fight scene ... oh my god I was like O.O really in shock hahaha actually I really enjoy it !!
  • YouAskedForIt
    Do a review of the Sam Neil vampire movie that came out a few years back!
  • Cirrra
    Daybreakers! :) Hell, yeah!
  • qazox
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    By MLK day our national nightmare will end! (except for the DVD/Blue Ray release around May 2013; the Twilight Collection next Christmas, and the special 10th anniversary editions in 2019-2022...)
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Strong Bad was made just for this quote
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    "IT'S OVER!!!!!"
  • Furrama
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    Bella Swan vamps better than you. ( Stole that from Cleoland.) And gets everything with no effort.

    And burn crystal, HOW DO YOU BURN CRYSTAL?
  • Veran
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    Maybe they diamonds. Diamonds burn just fine.
  • unc
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    Ah, Twilight. The series that still gives me hope, that no matter how awful a writer I am, worse people have had success.

    Now that it's over (fingers in ears *lalallalala*), please do show of something something more vampirical, like Forever Knight :D
  • cvrpapc
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    rofl.

    Twilight has to be the worst fucken tripe since ...I can't even think of anything in recent 25 years that was worse...maybe Showgirls? In and Out? The January Man? No, I don't think Kevin Kline is a bad actor but good grief does he choose bad movies -- Wild Wild West...Vicious Creatures (ugh).

    Anyways, I mean, even VC Andrews novels had some redeeming qualities in between the torture and incest. These are just...bad...bad...bad. I know if there is a hell...it will be a movie theater with me tied down Clock work orange style forced to endure the twlight saga for the rest of eternity. There haven't been any decent vampire ficks since Dusk Till Dawn or Blade 1. Okay, I liked Dracula: Dead and Loving it. I can't think anything else. Oh well...
  • Eruvadhril
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    I think the film-makers wanted to throw the pathetic anti-climactic canonical ending into sharp relief, by showing what a decent writer with the first idea of how to write a compelling narrative could do with the same material. There may also have been an element of "Look, see? We CAN write and shoot decent material! Please don't write us off just because we've got a Twilight film on our CVs! And now back to your regularly scheduled risk-free dull-as-ditchwater anti-climax."
  • PaladinDemo
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    Screw the rumors. It's over! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
  • armagod679
    Why would you make more of this nonsense? Everyone outside the demographic of 11-17 year old girls (and a few of their mothers) dismisses it as shit, so why would you keep it going?

    Actually, after listening to three different reviews from five different people, all of who said to see this movie, I am really, really tempted.
  • PontyMython
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    because everyone -inside- that demographic is willing to pay lots and lots of money for anything with "twilight" stamped on it
  • cvrpapc
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    ITS A TRAP!
  • suicune690
    Wow, I burst out laughing when I saw the clip of Bella running to sit in the chair. There SHOULD be a Benny Hill remix of those scenes.
  • EvilAshTwin
    I guess you didnt hear theyre thinking about using the dirty R word.

    Yes,thats right, the movie studio hasnt ruled out the possibility of simply rebooting the movies in a couple years.
  • LittlePancake
    Makes sense Bella would deal with it so well, becoming a vampire. I mean she was barely human to begin with.
  • BookwormAgenda  - The Future of Vamps
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    Okay, if you all want a good vampire series then go out and read HOUSE OF NIGHT. Seriously, we need to get the word out about these books, because they are giving some reputation back to vampires after the entire Twilight disaster. If you truly love vampires READ THIS SERIES.....
    Go! Go out and read them now!
  • Hentai Slayer
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    I would rather watch Maven than any Twilight movie.
  • tecpaocelotl
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    I will not give money to Twilight.
  • Mortabius  - About Vamps
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    God i cursed the day the twilight series came out,they took the biggest crap on vampire lore ever! interview with a vampire is how things should be,anne rice wrote great books. Real vampires don't sparkle. Enough said!
  • Veran
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    Yes, indeed. The real vampyres. Pesky things, those. Keep stealing my beer, for some mysterious reasons. Or that's my theory anyway. Sticking with it. Good theory.
  • tecpaocelotl
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    I hope vampires go back to the roots.
  • Veran
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    "Vampyre government?"

    Hmm... isn't that, you know, every government?

    Feh. I tried watching one of those movies. I gave up after 15 minutes. Was boring. Not even funny-bad.
  • Swarmcrow
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    what is next for vampires?...
    with some luck maybe a vampire movie that is also a Good Horror movie and not just a popcorn movie
    or (and this is just wishful thinking) an adaption of bram stoker's Dracula that actually deserves to have "bram stoker's " in the title........( stupid Francis Ford Coppola D:
  • Sarioya
    Oh man... I can't wait for the Rifftrax of this movie...
  • Makiki  - Maybe this is the new literary frontier
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    Maybe we're witnessing the mainstream birth of a new form of literature.

    Consequence free, plotless, wish-fulfillment "stories" have been percolating through fan fiction for years. It's obviously what many people want. Hell, didn't Twilight start as a fanfic for another property? Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

    Anyhow, my point is the success of "Twilight" and the prevalence of all Mary Sue fanfic demonstrates a sizable audience for stories in which a super-relatable main character gets everything she wants, all problems are illusory, there are no villains, and everyone ends up happy.

    Yuck.
  • cvrpapc
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    fanfic.com --coming to a barnes and noble near you lol
  • SRanger1071  - Can't brush aside my concern
    Yeah, I read the book too (deepest shame), and I know the baby is supposed to age rapidly in the book, too. But she was only supposed to get to physically 4 years old. In the movie we see her go from newborn to seven? That kid is going to have SERIOUS psychological issues! And that's without even thinking about Jacob's pedophile love for her!
  • CyborgPrince
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    What's next? Well I think they're making a 50 Shades of Grey film. Great...

    We all know it started out as a Twilight fanfic written by a woman in her 40s, which then got published as a novel, but with different names to avoid a lawsuit. So don't worry. There will still be plenty of shit series to go through in the future.

    Also, I'm still convinced that the personalities that Stephenie Meyer gives her main characters proves that she may be in fact a very disturbed, or at least awful person. I only saw the first movie because a friend who's a Twilight fan (though she hated Breaking Dawn) made me. At least the following movies ditched the stupid blue-greyish colour scheme.

    You want to see something funny? Go on YouTube and look up Buffy vs. Edward Cullen. I saw it last year when the professor of my Vampires class at university showed it to us.
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Care of Magical Creatures or Defense Against Dark
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    You had a Vampire class at your university?
    Your college must be so cool.
  • GayGothGuy
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    My favorite part of that, though, is how much I'm sure that Stephanie Meyer would disapprove of all that unmarried hanky-panky going on in 50 Shades.
  • Mulletmanalive  - My theory...
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    Stephanie Meyer is quoted as saying that she didn't know how to end the series. She had a lot of control over these movies [see the wedding ring stuff] for an author, so if she wasn't satisfied with her own ending, when they came to her with a suggestion of this, she probably jumped at it, as long as the "core" of the ending remained the same.

    From the filmmaker's side, they wanted to film something other than stilted dialogue and staring. Can you blame them? Plus, what else where they going to spend the insane budget on? CGI to give Bella facial expressions?

    I thought not.
  • OverratedRiley
    I appreciate your reviews because while it's fun to watch people rip Twilight to shreds, you actually have the criticism to back it up since you've read the books.
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - It's over!!!! (Time for a very poor musical parody
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    (Without you starts playing)
    I am here and I am sane. I can now be the same without you (holds Twilight DVD) without you.
    I will run (Chariots of fire scene), I will dance (Gangnam Style). Let there be no more of this trance. No more of you. No more youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. No more Mormon tween porn stewwwww. (DVD being burned). No more stew. No more you. No more tween porn stew.
  • Arenlor
    I still have the opinion that they are {In|Suc}cubi not vampires. That said, please review real vampire material next. I second the above request for Forever Knight.
  • Perfect-10
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    If there's a TV series and it stars Michael Sheen's character, I'd completely support that!!
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