first comment?
written by Pageyd , September 24, 2008

thank god its about time someone tore this game apart i kinda still with the originals and I like 9 coz its the most similar to the originals but 8 there is too much to it bt it depends on what you want from a game

>X'D
written by Professori , September 24, 2008

Oh my god I almost died at the part where you named Rhinoa and Angelol.
I got physically hurt.

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written by UraRenge , September 24, 2008

wow, I just had a Mazinger flashback with the Quistis missiles.

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written by Geoffrey , September 24, 2008

Agreed with Professori... the part where you name the girl and the dog made me cry out with laughther for like 15 minutes. Just for comparison, I never laughed this hard at any of Doug's videos.

It was fun seeing FF8 again. It was the first FF game I ever played (I've never been much of a Super Nintendo guy myself) and I remember being pretty excited about the game. The graphics were awesome and I was easily entertained at that time. However, after having watched all parts of your review, I now know that this game was evil. Thanks Spoony!

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written by lioneyes26 , September 24, 2008

Whoa A whore and Anal classic .

The funniest spoony video xD
written by Quang , September 24, 2008

Like what the others said, the renaming of the dog and the chick KILLED me XD

continue?
written by Kuraime , September 24, 2008

are you gonna continue this review? It was so hysterical. Even though I like FF8, seeing someone rip it to pieces is awesome. I could watch you run through the entire game, while you bitch about everything. Its just awesome.

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written by dorko4u , September 24, 2008

Wow. This is probably your best review yet. That I've seen, anyway.

I'm GLAD you got on this site!

Oh Spoony.....................You So Crazay.........
written by NegaJoe , September 24, 2008

Yeah, I remember seeing these vids on his website, it felt like striking comedy gold in a mountain. All the Zell, Rinoa, and her dog bits were the highlights for me. I had a feeling he wasn't going to get around to finishing this, imagine covering the ENTIRE game like this, and still keeping it fresh and entertaining. That would be quite a feat. He has about an hour of footage and is maybe a tenth of the way through disc one.....yeesh. Maybe he should do a summary review, like he did with FF7, rather than go through every single second of the game.

I tried to like FF8 when it came out, I really did. The frustrating card game, BAFFLING junction system, and cut and paste type storytelling all piled up into one big headache. (All those Laguna flashbacks confused and bored me to tears). The sappy story finally compelled me to drop it in disc 3 and pick up Chrono Cross, which I liked alot better.

A Whore, that was so wrong yet so hilarious.
written by nsonic79 , September 24, 2008

Well that's what she gets for ditching Emo Git at the Prom! Can't seem to get away from those fuse boxes! Please continue this review series to the end. I can't wait to see what you come up with next.

Wait... that's it?
written by NotPigeon , September 24, 2008

7 parts? Hm, that's odd. I seem to remember there being, like, twelve on the Spoony Experiment site. It could just be my stupid lying memory again, though.
Still, it seems like an odd place to break off, no?

wow
written by wawathewaltzz , September 24, 2008

i finally got to the last video

Zell is Jerkin Off!
written by Spree , September 25, 2008

In the part, when Zone says "Our plan is to...", you can see Zell jerkin off in front of a picture! I'm not kidding!!

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written by Nick3889 , September 26, 2008

Missles and Machineguns out of her boobs NICE

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written by Dectilon , September 27, 2008

"At one time he is outrageously boring EVEN TO HIMSELF that he falls asleep WHILE TALKING!" : D

This series is one of the best things on the internet, easy, and this last video almost killed me. I think I've chuckled once while watching a AVGN-video, but during this video I laughed so hard it hurt.

More please!
written by Jake , September 29, 2008

These are awesome! More more more! Finish the game

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written by loveu , October 12, 2008

to get a totaly different angle hehe instead of whore and anal..... how about nigger and crack, uhh ohh i did a kramer. y give me the seinfeldt defence and revoke my commentating ability

and these vids are really hilarious, iwe seen them over 3 times.. all of them and i cant begin to wonder how much you have left to explore, cus the game really was baad

spoony you are by far the best guy at the tgwtg site........ and did i say the N word.. nope i did now NOOOOBS

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written by GodOfPlague , October 27, 2008

anal cannon = funny

i love you music
written by Nelliekitty21 , November 06, 2008

you always have great music to put with your scenes

xoxo
nellie

good stuff
written by fanbongo , November 14, 2008

I felt the urge to register and comment because i actually watched the entirety of part 1 through 7 (except for that religious rant about pr0n on google images because ha! we all know about it already. lol). I am someone who can enjoy dissing and laughing at what i love. I even love to hate some things in the game, and that is where you came in. You kindly (i know, i'm too kind) pointed out the hilariously stupid things that exists in this game. Despite liking the game myself i thoroughly enjoyed your review so far and laughed my fucking ass off while watching it. Thanks.

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written by Johan , November 19, 2008

I feel that part of the reason you don't like this game, is that you totally suck at it. I mean, your hours spent drawing spells (a task I hardly ever did, playing this game), your fail in fighting tactics when dealing with some of the bosses, and so on. Don't get me wrong, it's one lousy game compared to other FF-titles, but your suckage makes it ten times worse, and it must come of as super-frustrating, when playing sans skllz, man!
that beeing said - - - I am GOD.
I liked this review(s?). You did a good job ranting about them, and in the end, that is the purpose of these internet video-reviews, isn't it? I kinda missed the part in time when this kind of review became more and more popular - I just woke up one day, and everyone with a Youtube-account was dishing out rants about bad products, and throwing in all sorts of cultural references they could in the process. Well, I don't mind, they are really fun to watch.

Keep it up!

Great Music
written by Lustigerpete , December 10, 2008

Great work, man.
Laughed my ass off ^^

Could you please post the music titles you used? I would really appreciate it.
I spent hours trying to find the version of "love train" you used in the train-scene, needless to say i failed...

Seriously this is great!
written by Gammelmann , December 10, 2008

SpoonyOne is god. Nuf said.

And:

I feel that part of the reason you don't like this game, is that you totally suck at it.

Kind of the point?

Genius!
written by Maxwell_34 , December 14, 2008

Hey I'm a FF8 fanboy and I finished the game twice (and liked it), but now thanks to you I begining to see the light and realise the time I've wasted. Still, I WILL NOT be convinced until you continue bashing on this game : free me from my fanboyism!!!

Hope this will motivate you hehehehe!
No seriously, these FF8 rants are excellent, don't stop.

pussed out
written by carfo , December 20, 2008

pressure from his fans caused him to discontinue this series. too bad, too, because this is his best work.