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written by UraRenge , September 24, 2008

even back when I first saw this review, I knew somehow that you'd make a reference to the Opera Scene.

Cloud as a gigolo?
written by Quang , September 24, 2008

That's messed up o_O

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written by tbussard , September 24, 2008

If we were allowed in high school English to write essays like this, I'd have never gotten lower than an A in my whole life.

Speaking of English class............
written by NegaJoe , September 24, 2008

Funny story.......FF 7 came out when I was in 7th grade(weird), and during one of my English classes, the teacher told us to put away our textbooks. He then proceeded to hand out copies of pages from the OFFICIAL FF 7 STRATEGY GUIDE.......and we took turns reading from these pages out loud..........True Story. I think the teacher caught someone reading the guide in an earlier class, and had that kid make copies for the whole class to read, to embarass him I guess.

I did learn something from that english class though............how to get past that first reactor in the beginning of the game.

FFVII girlfriend
written by nsonic79 , September 24, 2008

Sorry for not choosing Aerith, I only had eyes for Tifa back then. Way to go in stepping up on what is truly the saddest scene from the Final Fantasy series. I knew Spoony could cry. The Don Corneo stage was one I think I was trying to forget along with the blaring oversights that shows from FFVII not exactly lasting the test of time game wise. Being a fan of FFVII, I can relate to what you speak of.

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written by vonFiedler , September 24, 2008

Who the fuck is Aerith?

I lol'd
written by Reanchi1988 , September 25, 2008

I laughed when Aerith got killed..HAHA PWNED BITCH!

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written by Jake , September 26, 2008

I knew I wasn't drunk enough to think that this was a separate review. Back to the topic at hand!

Yeah...so...
written by AzureDarkGod , October 27, 2008

I agree for everything you said, except for the Vincent Valentine stuff. Do you know that, in some cultures, vampires do not drink blood but simply suck people's souls out? Not that he does that either, but it's just to say that he doesn't have to drink blood. Has for the game Dirge of Cerberus, the only reason people think it sucks is because it's a third person shooter, which people don't want to have when they're thinking about Final Fantasy.

But, otherwise, you said the truth.

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written by GodOfPlague , October 27, 2008

A nice sign in front of cloud saying I am teh Heteros in the pimps chamber would have been hillarious.