The opening/warning promised some good stuff, the whole "dinner/tea" thing was nice as well, it felt like a perfect climax.
It started all very calm, peaceful, harmoninc and qiet...but all of a sudden you introduced the audience to your "real idea of an act" and you kept climating to the highest high!
this was a superb sketch, absolute great job. Votes: +9

This is the best Aristocrats joke ever!
Every single joke is hilarious and they made me laugh really hard!
I really like it and I watched it 14 times already!
Votes: +14

I watched about 100 times, and I still laugh.
Hahaha...classic! Votes: +4

Not the most disturbing. It was way too funny to offend me Votes: +7

Dude, you're sick. But it's one of the best aristocratic jokes I've seen. Cheers to a true artist Votes: +3

Hilarious.

My favorite bit about this particular Aristocrats joke is that it starts out very sweet before perfectly segueing into all the filth. Up until that first throat-slitting, it really did feel like a father trying to pitch an act.

That said, the introduction really dragged on. After so many minutes, I was like "Will you just get to the joke already?!" Also, that tag about Richard Attenborough was worthless. You should have cut it off after "The Aristocrats!" like the joke always goes.

Oh, and that "shit-faced" joke involving the poo-encrusted, blackface, cadaver marionette was brilliant. Votes: -2

Ever since i saw this video i always tell this version of the joke. Votes: +2

Best Aristocrats joke I've seen.

The part where you "Shove my hand up her ass. And then we have a good old puppet show." was probably the best part aside from the circle-fuck at the beginning. Votes: +0

One of the best thing a lucky guy like me can find on the Internet. Votes: +1

i'm jewish and i love the ending Votes: +3

I've played this quite a bit- still love it. Gotta disagree with James about the Richard Attenborough tag at the end being worthless. I love that bit- good ending. Although, I'll never be able to watch Jurassic Park without giggling again. Poor Timmy... Votes: +0

i loved the end. I GOT SHIT FACED HAHAHAHAHAHA....omg im going to hell Votes: +2

This is probably just about the funniest things I've ever seen. Votes: +0

I got shit faced! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Omg im going to hell... Votes: +2

Man, I had to write an english-test two days ago and the text was about richard attenborough. I had to laugh so hard and after the test I explained what Mr. attenborough can do... Votes: +2

Mother Fucking hilarious!
EXCEPT...
you forgot the snap (a la Drew Carey)

That was a great joke. I'm gonna go watch the DVD again. Votes: +0

Is your name actually Frank? Votes: +0

Btw, I noticed at that for some reason it did not load the last 18 seconds for me, what exactly happened? Votes: -1

Amazing. Simply amazing. I am certainly going to show this to my friends! Votes: +1

Man, this is funny. Votes: +0

funny very funny Votes: +0

perfect dude
Votes: +1

Well, that wasn't the most disturbing version I've seen (Bob Saget's version takes that spot) but this one was the funniest Votes: +0

Oh My God Were Going To Hell Votes: +0

Takes alot more then that to offend me. Well dome. Love the agent. Goes from mortified to inquisitive in a heartbeat. Votes: +1

that kept me laughing for hours, i bet this is gonna be worse that (yes i said it) the duck tales theme song, this is gonna appear in the back of my mind at the worst moments, and im gonna laugh at it. perfect dude Votes: +0

dude, you are on sick son of a bitch, god bless you. I especially love the ending, especially the fiddling Hitler, that was funny. I wish this would actually be turned into a play, I'd probably be laughing uncontrollably on the floor, shitting and pissing myself with laughter. You sir are a fucking artist, your parents should be proud. Excellent sketch, keep it coming. Votes: +2

Shit man, laughed my ass off halfway through and had to rewind. I'll buy you a shot once I meet you in Hell. I've got a friend there and he says it's really very nice. He said that they trick all the dumb-shit losers beforehand into going to Heaven so they don't have to filter them out once they reach Hell. Genius. Votes: +0

hahaha why hadn't I seen this?! ...Well, I guess I have now, and I must say... FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! I'd pay with my whole bank account to see that. Votes: +0

i go to see it. its very creative but what would happen if they wanted an Encore Votes: +0

good question. Votes: +0

or even a sequal Votes: +0

It was funny. Not bad, not a comedic masterpiece. Just good for its' style. Votes: +0

Oh my god! "I got shit-faced, AHAHAHAHAH!"

Dude, that always cracks me up to the point that I almost think that I'm gonna laugh up my lungs.

You're maybe going to hell for this, perhaps we're all going to hell for laughing at it. But we've all gotta laugh sometimes.

Rock on, dude! Votes: +1

when am i be alwoed to see it?
hahaha Votes: -1

Wow...dude, you're sick. You're sick and I love it! XD I have been waiting for someone to put Jesus in the joke forever! I even loved the beginning with you setting the atmosphere, and the little joke at the end was great too. Dude, you kicked ass! XD Votes: +0

there was almost the same thing as this done by gilferd gottfreied, but the whole thing was about sex only, and the whole family was doing each other, and the punchline was the same Votes: -1

At the end....when he said "im going to hell for this"
he should have turned towards the screen and said
"And you are all Coming with me....MUWAHAHAhahaaha"
thus breaking the 4th wall Votes: +2

must have taken you a long time to think that up! Votes: +0

That's got to be the best idea for a play ever.
With each second I laughed harder and harder. Votes: +0

I'm GOING TO PUCK Votes: +0

but since i'm atheist i don't believe in hell...

man, that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!!!
it's quite disturbing, but it's hilarious...

guy with the glasses, you're awesome!
and demented too... Votes: +0

jesus got pwned Votes: -1

WOW... still...a classic Votes: +0

I don't know anything about this Aristocrats thing (I remember something about Aristocats - a disney movie about homeless cats, was it?) - but this is fuckin' hilarious. The type of humor that offends everybody everywhere is always the best, haha. Votes: +0

i.....can...barley...stop..laughing ....to type ....this ....comment ...
LMMFAOROTFLOL Votes: +0

I think I should be really worried about my mental health. But I am not. I loved the part when Jesus comes to room... And eventually starts to fuck the corpse. The question is: Do we have a twisted minds because we laugh to this or does the maker have a twisted mind because he got idea to make this....? Votes: +0

You are going to hell. Votes: +1

And that's exactly what makes this among the funniest Aristocrats jokes of all time! Votes: +0

I feel offended.

That just means it worked. Votes: +0

And i thought it would end up with him having eaten the wife and the kids...

But yes.

You will go to hell and you will have your balls getting juggled by Saddam and Darwin. Yes Darwin. This Motherfucker had it coming with his evolutionary theory...
This reminds me of your dogs... they will get raped by Itchy and Scratchy. Twice. Votes: +0

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! Votes: +0

FUCK ME THAT WAS FUNNY! Votes: +0

O_O' ............. FUNNY AS HELL Votes: +0

I'm Jewish and my favorite part was the ending Votes: +1

Ok this HAS to be like one of (if not THE) funniest things on this site... no matter how grusome (sp) it is. Votes: +0

At least he knows he is going to have is very own special place in hell.

awxsome video, me and everyone else who laughed will join you in your special place. Votes: +1

It is disturbing, but also funny! Gave me some really akward visuals.

I wonder what you must do in order to come up with this stuff. Votes: +0

I'll see you there in hell, man. I laughed so hard. xD Votes: +0

Haha, the dirtiness of the joke caught me off guard. I mean I knew what the Aristocrats joke was, but the opening made me think you were going to do a dry satire and never actually do anything dirty.

It turned out to be the best, certainly not the dirtiest, but definitely the funniest. Votes: +0

Though I think the ending could have been improved by having the survivors of the Holocaust all get into a pyramid, Chinese Olympic Gymnastics style, have you, the fiddling Hitler, and Richard (Idon'tknowhowtospellhisname) take out M16's, and mow them all down, then have Hitler jump spinning into the air, also Chinese Olympic gymnastics style, and land of your shoulders, as you all go "TA-DAAA". Votes: +0

The facial expressions in this sketch were hilarious.

My favorite part was when That Guy With the Glasses sung "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General. Votes: +0

lol oh my god i'm going to hell lol Votes: +0

*falls out of chair laughing* THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! AND I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEE THE ENDING!! "Oh god. I'm going to hell." OW!! OW!! SIDES HURT!!

genius!! pure genius!! Votes: +0