Epic Fail #16: Clone Love
Written by Sean Fausz Monday, 16 March 2009 23:27
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03.16.2009 - 19:53 | DeathByMetal08 - 5/5
Christ! My little brother drives me nuts when he plays his Wiggles CDs! At least he dosent have that techno mix...
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03.16.2009 - 19:54 | TheDramaticMonarch - Bouncy Bullets?!
Oh my...a package of both Fail and Nightmare Fuel all rolled into one, specifically with those freaky puppets! Though #4 was definitely a whole new level of creepy "fan fiction".
Now I'm really worried that the bizarre Diarrhea song will get stuck in my head before I fall asleep!

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03.16.2009 - 20:22 | ChaosD1
That Diarrhea song is begging for a remix.
Maybe something mixed with the Pepto-Bismol song...
It'd be a hell of a lot better than Lady GaGa.
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03.16.2009 - 20:28 | Jester
How old is the "I have a bad case of diarrhea" aerobics clip? I had that as a ring tone almost a year ago.
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03.16.2009 - 20:40 | Kimarous - My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
That Jesus vid...

To quote CDI Ganon: "IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!"
To watch that video, it was 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember not to behold such a sight ever again!
Also, I'm a Christian. The sheer agony of that spectacle overrode any sense of blasphemy I would conjure up.
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03.16.2009 - 20:48 | LUrabbi
I'm a Christian too, and I found the Jesus video offensive just as much for its disturbing stupidity as for its ignorant blasphemy. And was that Shrek in a Santa hat he walked past? What the heck was that about?
Anyway, you know what's really sad about the Japanese diarrhea song? As a people, they're still 100 times smarter than the American public will ever be.
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04.12.2009 - 08:34 | madkap42
Oh, geez. I recognize that Shrek guy as one of the street performers from the Chinese Theater in Hollywood. Meaning that Fake Jesus was doing his thing up and down Hollywood Boulevard.
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.
*goes into a dark corner and cries while listening to Celine Dion*
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03.16.2009 - 21:26 | NowCompleteWith
The Jesus video ranks rather high on the FAIL scale. It's also funny as hell, and a rip off of the play Closer. Why? The play ends with the character Natalie Portman played in the movie, walking down a New York street looking all hot, but not paying that much attention. This leads to her getting tagged by a bus. This ending was left out of the movie because it's fucking hilarious!
Good work as usual Fausz.
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03.16.2009 - 22:01 | Brelm
That jesus part was the funniest thing I've ever seen. it was so much win it inspired me to make an account here just to post how much win it was.
The christian above me needs a sense of humor and needs to get that stick out of his bum.
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03.16.2009 - 22:03 | HopeWithinChaos
Funny or not, that video was indeed fail. it took an entire religeon and the premise he returned, and then raped it with an old song and him getting rampaged by a Bus.
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03.16.2009 - 22:18 | Vivo
I'm sorry but that bollywood clip was full of epic win! Often times in bollywood you will find the "hero" character performing unbelievable stunts and destroying the opposition, (or at least it used to be like this). Its not really meant to be taken seriously, its just how it is in bollywood.
By the way if anyone is wondering what the guy is saying; its "Hey, if you come any closer I will shoot you! Hey, listen to me!"
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03.16.2009 - 23:03 | samanark
I saw that Jesus thing a long time ago (at least two years); it's hilarious.
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03.16.2009 - 23:21 | krakendwaggin
least that 'fan fiction' one was made in ms movie maker and ms paint, at least you can laugh at its sheer shittyness, but if I ever ever find any actual written stories like that....ugh, its not worth being scarred for life even thinking of it
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03.17.2009 - 00:15 | BlueGemini
"I have a bad case of Diarrhea"
"I have a bad case of Diarrhea"
"I have a bad case of Diarrhea"
Errgh! Its starting to get me

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03.17.2009 - 02:38 | Quma
can't you keep your personal religous beliefs out of your comedy, kinda ruins it for me.
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03.17.2009 - 05:30 | HopeWithinChaos
it was a set up. not necessarily reflecting my beliefs. i apologize if it came out that way
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03.17.2009 - 03:41 | MaidOfAwesome
There's a Happy Video Game Nerd now? What is this, the seven dwarves?
That whole video fanfiction was... painful. Severely painful.
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03.19.2009 - 13:47 | Fudge2Good4U - Well,
HVGN has been around for a while, anout a year and a half, but he does admit about being a rip off and such, but I don'tt find him that bad honestly.
Anyways that video was disturbing as hell, i mean... JESUS!...Oh yeah and that Jesus video...
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03.17.2009 - 03:44 | Shinigami
How could that Jesus video be fail? It was clearly funny. Clearly some people just take religion too seriously.
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03.17.2009 - 04:35 | Tempy
Oh my...the fanfic. What is wrong with people? D:
And I've seen those Japanese vids before. Gawd dammit they are annoying!
hehe I found the Jesus vid amusing...till he stripped down...cos after that I just wondered how embarrassing that would be to do on a busy sidewalk while dressed up as Jesus.
Buuut that's just me. I can take a religious joke. And not all can, nor should they have to really. But there have been a lot worse offences towards the prophets and deities of other religions (and Christian religion). Compared to those this was rather mild and amusing.

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03.17.2009 - 05:36 | Chechi25
where should I even start!!! I mean the stunt doesn't compare to the songs and the fanfic...
AND THAT VIDEO OF JESUS! heck that guy insults not only one religion but several!
This sure is epic fail... except for the stunt, the stunt is so bad it is good XD
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03.17.2009 - 05:39 | Cferra - re:Maverick21 wrote:HA!! i told you he would use the jesus vid i showed him, chris.
oh and awesome vid hope.Fine you win this round, Mav. But, the other one you showed me? Yeah he isn't going to use that one.
Good vid, Sean.
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03.17.2009 - 06:03 | Omochao
i cant believe you didnt show the 'ahoy there me hearties its my pirate party' part of the wiggles song!
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HA!! i told you he would use the jesus vid i showed him, chris.
oh and awesome vid hope.