3 Ninjas

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Comments (246)
  • ilTGWTG

    wow that was hiiiilarious

    pretty bad movie huh

  • Gene

    I remember this movie, looking back on it makes me again realize how i wasted my childhood

  • sinner619  - Amen

    Same here.

  • the turk  - .

    lol the bit about the ninja answering the telaphone is hilerous

  • Saizuchi

    Sweet early review

  • escapadeq  - Gee..

    I used to like this movie when I was a kid. Now seeing your review as an adult, it IS full of crap that I hadn't noticed before!

    Review: hilarious as always!

  • Coldguy

    3 Ninjas strike back has one of them using a gamegear to get points and beat up the bad guys...yea they are all that bad.

  • elephantom  - Eksplenaeshun

    CAKE=Piece of cake. Took me a while too. ;D

  • Herald7

    Yeah for some reason I only just now got the "cake" comment, lol. I guess because it's not really popular slang anymore. ;)

  • sonofthatguywiththeglasses

    i knew it from the start

  • Quang  - Well

    I used to watch this movie alot when I was small, but then ofcourse, as being a small kid, I couldn't notice these lame scenes.

    I believe NC made these reviews for humorous purposes, rather than intentionally ranting about them.

  • Duvalier

    Totally agreed. The philosophy behind most NC reviews is just not taking it seriously. He's intentionally being a little over the top as a stereotype of some critics. I mean who else would make fun of a parody movie like "Last Action Hero"? :P

    Well, I'm starting to sound pretty serious myself, so I should probably return to fanboy mode now. :D

  • forgottenmemoriesfm

    YES!! so true

  • Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers

    Word! 8)

  • Lordifani

    Hilarious, as always! That movie looks REALLY bad.

  • Shinigami

    Another horrible piece of s*** movie watched to the end and reviewed by NC. TMNT was great and Home in Alone was bad so you might had thought that crossing thease two might had had made avarage movie but no. Result was much worse than Home in Alone. And yes, I saw them both at same year they come out in movie theater.

  • DarioPhantom  - Oh my...

    I cannot believe how bad this movie is...ugh....

  • Lucy C

    Cake. :D
    I never saw this movie, and am glad.
    Spelling mistake = 'Tochstone'

  • CannonGod

    Yeah there's a typo at the end, but should be easily fixed :)

    Another great vid NC. Don't change your style!

  • nfreak141

    Another bad Ninja movie. >.<

    What is it about ninjas that spells "Overrated by child audiences?"

    Great review. (And THAT'S a incomplete sentence that actually makes sense. :))

  • Gweedo

    Awful movie. Am I wrong or grandpa is Egg Shen from Big Trouble In Little China?

  • MrThumbsup  - Cake?

    The cake is a lie.

    Just wanted to go ahead and be the first one to eventually say that. Gimme apoint if you get the reference.

  • Caliban Don Flamingo

    Man I used to like this movie when I was a kid...I haven't seen it in a while and I never realized how shitty
    it was. Thanks for raping my childhood Nostalgia Critic!

  • ThatFellowInTheCoat

    Hilarious review.

    I haven't seen 3 Ninjas, though, but I highly doubt it's as bad as the shit-fest known as Surf Ninjas.

  • Gentleman

    Y'know, in almost every single NC video I've seen, the NC always says "Y'know" at the start of it! ;)

  • Ty  - dude...

    You misspelled "Touchstone Pictures" at the end.

  • Kurvos  - I haven't seen them... luckily

    Yeah, I have just heard of them. But the title and the cover was enough for me to get that these movies sucks. When you can see on the cover how bad a movie is, that's crise!

  • ClumsyJohan

    Cake :P

  • DarkTom

    Oh shite, I saw this movie in the cinema, in sweden. :o

  • skateman555

    "You're supposed to wear that at night!"

    "What's the point of hiring a ninja to answer the telephone?"

    "Cooked cabbages."

    Genius. I don't think that guy with the glasses will ever jump the shark.

  • Bordeaux  - Cake.

    I would vote for Bacon.... just... just a celebratory "Bacon."

    Well done, NC! And early too! :D

  • Flaric

    For some strange reason this movie had a "16+" rating in Europe. - While movies like "Alien" movie had a "15+" rating.

  • Alice_Cooper988  - Next video

    Great video... ;D ;D

    Next video 3 Ninjas part 2....


  • BlockJuice  - Haha

    At the end you spelt Touchstone Pictures wrong.
    You forgot the U.
    LOL

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