Batman and Robin
Written by That Guy With The Glasses Friday, 23 May 2008 01:32
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08.28.2009 - 16:42 | TheBoundPoet
Has anyone noticed that the bat credit card read "Batman forever" On it? Yes I know that was the expiration date, but both of those words are in bold. Just being observant.
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11.22.2009 - 22:50 | SamRaffield
lol that was the first thing i noticed when i first saw this piece of shit film
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05.22.2008 - 16:22 | AlbertWikoWonkavitz
The coloring book based on this movie is probably better than this movie. Also, hey! Kentucky Fried Movie! Neat!
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05.22.2008 - 17:09 | KoRnish
That was just awesome... I thought that review of The Wizard was the best, but this one is even better. Hilarious! You're great, Guy. Can't wait for your next review
.PS. Sorry if my english is bad, I'm from Poland.
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05.22.2008 - 17:26 | UraRenge
Wow, your reviews have always been funny, but this is the only one where I laughed to the point that I didn't have much time to breathe in. Nice job.
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05.22.2008 - 17:49 | Lucy C
Oh My God you've done it again.
"Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
".........................................HAAAAAAAALLLLLLLP!" (I cried at that)
"Curses!"
Btw is an MP3 of that song available?
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05.22.2008 - 18:02 | Game_over
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. Too many great things to quote. My stomach is hurting from all the laughter.
Just awesome. Prefect.
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05.22.2008 - 18:47 | ShadowMan
This has to be the best review ever! I did say "Batman & Robin" is a way-too-long toy commercial. I'd say the best part of this movie is the music.
Just for kids. Indeed.
"Biwd Boi!" XD
You rock, NC! o/
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05.22.2008 - 19:06 | Film Brain
I did laugh at this a lot. I thought The Wizard was better, but you did sum up everything that was wrong about this movie.
You're wrong, though. There was one kid who saw this and by the sort of demented logic of a 6-year-old, which I was at the time, I liked it. However, I think I can be excused when I say that's an age when you go for the "Whee! Arnie! Explosions! Batman!" factor. I was, at the time, addicted to anything related to Batman thanks to the fantastic Batman: The Anmated Series. Luckily, though, I did have a cruel awakening and saw this movie for how terrible it was. I turned it off just after that filler-crap motorcycle race that had no relation to the plot. (although, that said, maybe that's a good thing). Now I'm still a Bat-nut, but the only Batman movie you'll catch me with is Batman Begins. Can't wait for The Dark Knight[/b[, either.
So, anyway, after boring everyone with that extended anecdote, posters may proceed to post as normal.
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10.21.2009 - 01:56 | Aces High
Here here, I saw that movie at 6 and I thought it was pretty cool, I think I preferred Batman Forever though, Val Kilmer was a way better Batman than George Clooney
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05.22.2008 - 20:10 | Grimmjow
Its true...this movie its really bad...and when i say bad, i mean BAD...
I think execution its too good for this movie...maybe torture its a better punishment xD
Oh my god...Arnold Schwarzenegger in a batman movie...i never thought i have to see that :'(
Great review i love your movies
keep it up ;D
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05.22.2008 - 20:47 | krizma
that was really really awesome.
By the way, when I first came to the site today, there was another review shown on the home page. It was a review by "That other guy" or something. I don't remember what the review was though. wtf?
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05.22.2008 - 21:11 | Film BrainQuote:By the way, when I first came to the site today, there was another review shown on the home page. It was a review by "That other guy" or something. I don't remember what the review was though. wtf?
It's an entertaining review by Thatguy's brother on Iron Man.
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05.22.2008 - 21:45 | Mattato
Thank God, I was waiting forever for a new Nostalgia Critic.
Funny review, as always. While the movie was god-awfully bad, you did harp too much on the cure issue, which they actually did explain, but I feel ashamed to know the methodology.
Also, you missed a golden point: Schumacker himself apologized for making this movie in the commentary because of how bad it was.
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05.22.2008 - 21:58 | DCII
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you were a class clown and made fun of in school just like me. I'm going to hazard another guess and say that you probably didn't give a crap either. That is the only explanation I can think of for all of the professional zaniness in this review. On to the Uwe Boll movies!
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05.22.2008 - 22:43 | BJB
Best one yet. By miles.
And why were they having a motercycle race towards a broken bridge anyway?
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05.22.2008 - 23:35 | adamjee37
Argh...
I don't know what it is, but the video is still extremely laggy for me. I'm on Firefox, and a DSL connection, but I don't know what the problem is...
I also would like to know why there is no download link on this video...
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05.22.2008 - 23:38 | bassex_shadows
Hilarously brilliant review!
Yes, this movie is really one of the worst and almost kill the image of Batman turning it into this crapfest.
Hope you can erase this awful movie from your mind.
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05.23.2008 - 00:01 | blushappleQuote:I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you were a class clown and made fun of in school just like me. I'm going to hazard another guess and say that you probably didn't give a crap either. That is the only explanation I can think of for all of the professional zaniness in this review. On to the Uwe Boll movies!
What do you want to do? Kill him?
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05.23.2008 - 00:13 | Prodigs
I remember when I saw this I was not only scarred, I was disapointed...that's probably not as bad as scarred, but I still felt let down, as I felt George Clooney, one of my favourite actors, could have been a great Batman, dark and formiddable but also a homage to fans of the old Batman TV series.
Awesome review, I was laughing all through the puppet scene.
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05.23.2008 - 00:27 | krizmaQuote:It's an entertaining review by Thatguy's brother on Iron Man.
Ok... well where do I find it?
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05.23.2008 - 01:17 | Film BrainQuote:Ok... well where do I find it?
Go to the main page, scroll down to new additions. Or wait for the slideshow to move past B&R.Or follow this link:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/component/content/article/40-front-page-scroller/236-that-other-guy-iron-man-reviewBack on topic, TGWTG, what was the puppet's face originally before you magic markered a goatee on it?
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05.23.2008 - 01:20 | Film BrainQuote:And why were they having a motercycle race towards a broken bridge anyway?
They weren't. That was edited down because if the NC had to nitpick every detail, he wouldn't survive. If you really want to know why, the other racers sabotaged her bike so she wouldn't win. Oddly enough, though, the races seemed to be at ground level before...
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05.23.2008 - 01:31 | Amoeba_UK
Absolutely brilliant

I hope that puppet makes another appearance sometime soon!
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