AVGN Wizard Rant
Written by That Guy With The Glasses Sunday, 27 April 2008 01:10
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05.13.2008 - 07:08 | justebelmont
Wow...you kind look like the same way after your transformers review. Take a chill pill bro.
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05.13.2008 - 09:31 | Tizoc
Taht just made me want to watch the one the AVGN did.
And yes, those Lucas jokes are funny.
Oh, and BTW, that sorta reminded me of Monthy Python's holy grail.
Al rato maistros.
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05.13.2008 - 14:32 | Curiosity Inc
I'm not entirely sure, but I think the AVGN just got solidly PWND. I don't like using net-speak often, but the term absolutely applies here. The AVGN just got ripped a new asshole.
Absolutely hilarious.
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05.14.2008 - 02:10 | Makawee
I hope the nerd will response to this someday, that would be really cool. Anyway, hilarious vid!
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05.14.2008 - 06:41 | Miguelitro
Writing that insult would take 4 lines at number 10 font. But is the best insult ever
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05.19.2008 - 04:43 | xH1Mx
I bet AVGN was just toying with him. after those rant videos i think he decided he would play along. But nothing beats NC. His reviews are better than IrateGamer (is he even funny at all?) Awesome Video Games and Angry Video Game Nerd himself.
Btw how long did it take you to come up with all those insults?
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05.19.2008 - 06:24 | benzaie
HEY this final montage is pretty damn funny, and we can actualy see that you master How to do a generic holywood movie, and that might be handy in the future

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05.22.2008 - 00:35 | VaultComplex
I like how you used "Big Nose" as one of the insults. Is that a Roxanne reference?
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05.28.2008 - 06:02 | Bordeaux
Wellll... I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery. But still. Eat him.
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05.29.2008 - 14:06 | House
Okay, let me see if I got this straight. You think that the AVGN is a...
"...dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big nose, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bee-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plunging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carniverous mail order prostitute...ASSHOLE!"
...right? I need to be accurate about quotes.
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06.09.2008 - 18:56 | Spectere
House: You forgot "sewer sipping" between "uncircumcised" and "whore mongering." For shame.

Other than that, nice transcription!
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06.12.2008 - 01:31 | Divock
The AVGN has finally responded! LOL!
And as a comment on this movie: I think you should try and break the world record for the longest insult! HILARIOUS! ;D
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06.12.2008 - 02:49 | jkthedj
The So-Called "Nerd's" Response for all the world to see...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FHWunsTLYa0
P.S. NC Can STILL Kick his ass any day, and we'd still pay to see it.
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06.13.2008 - 03:21 | Game_over
AVGN fans just flaged and forced the deletion of this video on Youtube. Second time I'm saying this. Just wanted to make sure.
James, keep your fans under control.
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06.13.2008 - 07:17 | God
LMAO!! Best part of this vid was when he said AVGN has become the irategamer and you hear the boos.. No one sucks as bad as the irategamer LOL
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06.13.2008 - 20:56 | wanyal
Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal over nothing.
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06.14.2008 - 01:42 | chibiace
my last post didnt post, but good job, I can see it is kind of a joke becuase you used his I love the power glove...its so bad...but really, fanboys hate when you "Call out" Their beloved thing, I am a nerd fan, but I wont go out of my way to flag all your videos or what not, I may have another person I need to keep tabs on
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06.14.2008 - 02:03 | Curiosity IncQuote:Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal over nothing.
Dude, it's a joke. Do you really think NC was serious when he said that the AVGN could conceivably rip off the NC with only 24 hours?
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06.15.2008 - 07:19 | CaCtUs2003
You dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horsefaced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, head-jabbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hole-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore-mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-ordered ASSHOLE!!!
This may not be entirely accurate, but it's as close as I can get it.
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