GREAT!
written by Doug , May 13, 2008

WOW!!! JUST WOW!!!

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written by Nick , May 13, 2008

The best insult EVER.
It's so... hilarious..

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written by Pablo De Santos , May 13, 2008

Taht just made me want to watch the one the AVGN did.

And yes, those Lucas jokes are funny.

Oh, and BTW, that sorta reminded me of Monthy Python's holy grail.

Al rato maistros.

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written by Makawee , May 14, 2008

I hope the nerd will response to this someday, that would be really cool. Anyway, hilarious vid!

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written by Miguel Angel Rangel , May 14, 2008

Writing that insult would take 4 lines at number 10 font. But is the best insult ever

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written by mew4ever23 , May 15, 2008

Wow.. best insult ever. How long will the feud go on?

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written by Reynaert , May 17, 2008

I wish I could repeat that insult xD

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written by Tifa , May 17, 2008

i wish i could insult as good as you.

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written by Benjamin DANIEL , May 19, 2008

HEY this final montage is pretty damn funny, and we can actualy see that you master How to do a generic holywood movie, and that might be handy in the future

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written by Chris Tilton , May 22, 2008

I like how you used "Big Nose" as one of the insults. Is that a Roxanne reference?

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written by Rebecca , May 28, 2008

Wellll... I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery. But still. Eat him.

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written by House , May 30, 2008

Okay, let me see if I got this straight. You think that the AVGN is a...

"...dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big nose, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bee-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plunging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carniverous mail order prostitute...ASSHOLE!"

...right? I need to be accurate about quotes.

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written by tapirtoon , May 31, 2008

Thats the most Adjectives iv'e ever heard in one sentence.

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written by Spectere , June 10, 2008

House: You forgot "sewer sipping" between "uncircumcised" and "whore mongering." For shame.

Other than that, nice transcription!

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written by Divock , June 12, 2008

The AVGN has finally responded! LOL!

And as a comment on this movie: I think you should try and break the world record for the longest insult! HILARIOUS!

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written by Game_over , June 13, 2008

AVGN fans just flaged and forced the deletion of this video on Youtube. Second time I'm saying this. Just wanted to make sure.

James, keep your fans under control.

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written by God , June 13, 2008

LMAO!! Best part of this vid was when he said AVGN has become the irategamer and you hear the boos.. No one sucks as bad as the irategamer LOL

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written by chibiace , June 14, 2008

my last post didnt post, but good job, I can see it is kind of a joke becuase you used his I love the power glove...its so bad...but really, fanboys hate when you "Call out" Their beloved thing, I am a nerd fan, but I wont go out of my way to flag all your videos or what not, I may have another person I need to keep tabs on

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written by Curiosity Inc. , June 14, 2008

Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal over nothing.

Dude, it's a joke. Do you really think NC was serious when he said that the AVGN could conceivably rip off the NC with only 24 hours?

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written by CaCtUs2003 , June 15, 2008

You dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horsefaced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, head-jabbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hole-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore-mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-ordered ASSHOLE!!!

This may not be entirely accurate, but it's as close as I can get it.

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written by CaCtUs2003 , June 15, 2008

Shit, didn't realize someone else posted it already. . .

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written by Ghostmayhem , June 15, 2008

I actually put that rant as my ringtone.
It's awesome...

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written by Ricardodude , June 16, 2008

That seemed awfully like Chevy Chases rant, in National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation.
Especially the part:
"perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless"
is this some sort of homage to that or something?

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written by urnge drank , June 17, 2008

Nice one; you two are great! Dear lord, Irategamer is the biggest bitch on the internet. He had best be one dedicated troll! I mean, the guy totally rips off AVGN's act 'cos he sees it as a way to make money, and then comes out saying he never played a video game, was NEVER A GAMER until he bought his whole collection on eBay in the past couple of years. And here he is reviewing shitty old games like he grew up with them like James Rolfe did. And after all this revelation... he still has his own army of fans! Tasteless, 13-year-old simpletons with nothing better to blindly follow.

And I even watched the guys' videos. He's clearly trying to steal Rolfe's style, because his swearing and rage has no heart to it. It comes out dry and nonthreatening, forced even. It's very pathetic; I really hope he's a troll.

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written by Iconbuster , June 17, 2008

Hey Urnge where did you see those comments made by the Irate gamer. I'm going to go look for them, but just incase i don't find them, can you tell me where they are I like to hear them. If its a video it may be chris bores best video. lol

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written by Horribafuckus125 , June 17, 2008

JESUS CHRIST does nobody get this is a JOKE? my god. i can't believe how many people are taking this seriously. chill the hell out everybody

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written by Ibrahim , June 22, 2008

you offended me *hides his nose in shame*

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written by Ibrahim , June 22, 2008

don't worry-just kidding. Ibut I really do have a big nose on my face.

I give this 11/10

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written by Mattshadowslight , June 24, 2008

00:56 - 1:38 OMFG! I COULDN'T BREATHE! I WAS CRYING!!!

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written by ashfoxx , June 24, 2008

OMFG! Burn Irate gamer BURN!

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written by Dove , June 25, 2008

The AVGN has a sick and twisted mind lol

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written by ZeusGodz , June 25, 2008

NC vs. AVGN... excellent. I like them both quite a bit, and was just recently introduced to the NC. I have to say that I like the NC's stuff quite a bit because of the mass amount of content. AVGN has his once every two week thing going on it seems, and every now and then you grab something interesting on Cinemassacre. NC has tons of content and he produces it quicker.

All I can say is that NC's RSS is on my Google homepage. AVGN is not. Both highly entertaining however.

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written by Horribafuckus125 , June 25, 2008

"He has reviewed movies before. You obviously havent looked at his website. He reviewed TMNT 3. Fag"


ok so by him not watching a video makes him a fag? WOW makes "perfect" sense. and by taking the time to make register a profile and comment this crap REALLY proves your a cool guy.

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written by sigmafan , June 26, 2008

I love the rant. It's filled with the gusto that we expect from the Nostalgia Critic. Like I said previously, this feud will rule and improve both parties.

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written by shelleybee , June 26, 2008

So this is what started the "war". The Nostalgia Critic is hilarious. ^.^

Now obviously AVGN's elite fanboys don't realize that this is satirical, and need a life. Enjoy the arguments while they're had, and get a good laugh out of it. ^.^

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written by jhhoover , June 29, 2008

dont u think it could of been a coincidence?

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written by ClumsyJohan , June 30, 2008

wow......you really know your swears

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written by Nostlgiafan2 , June 30, 2008

LMFAO! I LOVE WHEN U INSULT HIM!!!

Well Said
written by Sandheaver , July 06, 2008

That definitely had a kind of poetry to it, and that insult got to a point where his voice was almost like music. But, geez, where did he come up with all those adjectives? I've never seen (or heard) such an extensive list of vulgarities (if that is a real word).

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written by Xayez , July 14, 2008

I like the AVGN and all his vids are hilarious, and even a fan like me would admit the possess NES and the battle was all overdone and over the top. But the wizard was appropriate for that review as it did show the game he also happened to be reviewing.

Anyhow, that was THE MOST EPIC, backslapping, gut busting, balls kicking, brain tearing, lung popping, penis grating, buttcheeks boiling, hamster sniffing, titty flicking insult ever! Well done to ya!

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written by Hartsoul , July 28, 2008

That insult took more than 40 seconds to recite.

You are my hero.

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written by DarkTom , July 29, 2008

Wow, waht a troll.^^

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written by Poof E Hair , August 07, 2008

Wow...I can't imagine the NC in a diss-off!

Actually, I thought the Wizard was a stupid movie to start with, so its pretty great that its getting twice the disses.

lol Irate Gamer reference
written by AVGN , August 09, 2008

. i hate that guy.

~im not james

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written by ozsem , August 11, 2008

Irategamer reference was fab. Ouch also.

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written by blushapple , August 13, 2008

WOW this guy is pretty butthurt that the AVGN is 1000x more popular and funnier than this retard will ever be. GG

Wow. You don't seem to understand a joke when you see one.

lol
written by Yablo , August 27, 2008

i must say i love both you and the avgn

I'll admit....
written by pinkwerewolf , August 28, 2008

I'll admit, if I didn't see the challenge that you posted to the AVGN, I would never had known about you O_O.

I am glad that all of these people decided to be fruitcakes and compare you so that you may blow up in AVGN's face. Because of that, I am now entertained by a wonderful new talent!! Indeed, I feel that the two of you are very different, and others should not compare.

that was.....wow..
written by Marth20 , September 08, 2008

That was the LONGEST insult i have ever heard in my life!
i mean omg we've never seen this side of you!(its still funny though)

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written by Chrisi_Angell , September 10, 2008

THAT WAS THE LONGEST AND BEST INSULT I HAVE EVER HEARD AND WILL EVER HEAR!!! GOOD GOD THAT WAS EPIC!!! And again I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard!! You are my god!!

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written by Dack , September 13, 2008

That got downright rhythmic midway through.

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written by fire lord lionheart , November 17, 2008

Did he just say "Hugo Chavez"? Okay, that's an automatic 500 points

Aaahaha!
written by AtlasRedux , November 27, 2008

Gotta love the "conflict" between AVGN and NC ^^
They are both ranked as #1 ( hard to decide ) on my top list of internet-humor, even though NC is clearly a better actor ( and gets a great plus for the hilarious and excellent Bum-reviews ).
Oh, and don't watch this with a couple of beers inside. Laughing is unavoidable.
Great video, yet again!