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Saturday, 20 September 2008 01:26

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written by Dack , September 20, 2008
Hm. From pink-clad, Oprah-watching, balloon collecter comprised of rainbow confetti, to Schwarzeneggian tittymonger.

Duke Nukem II: He's back. From hetero camp.
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written by pidgezero_one , September 20, 2008
I lol'd. Hard. Can't wait to see more of your vids!!! smilies/grin.gif
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written by Seph , September 20, 2008
Love it! I too grew up with the duke when i was a kid. Though I never noticed the pink shirt or the balloons...Still was a fun game though. I liked DN2, I thought it kicked arse, but when your a kid i think mad weapons and shooting the shit out of everything was the bomb XD

Fantastic work goggle boy....erm i mean That Chick with the Goggles (My bad, been playing Banjo Kazooie lately
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written by Ternel , September 20, 2008
I loved duke...Dr. Proton must be stopped!

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OH about the moon base...
written by Ternel , September 20, 2008
The moonbase is episode 2, not Duke Nukem 2.

Back then a game owuld have multiple episodes and not really direct squeals.

There are a total of 3 episodes if I remember right. I still have em too =D
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Duke Nukem is a Wussy
written by Punky , September 20, 2008
wft?! balloons?! LOL awsome job Krissy u rock as always! ^_^

PS- OMFG DON KINKADE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! im calling him right now!! smilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gif
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written by Shinigami , September 20, 2008
WTF? Balloons and Energizer bunnies? Dark chapter of DN saga. I mean c'mon, that surely is not that macho chick magnet that we learned to know him as from DN3D.

But anyway, good job. I actually never thought I would see preview of old PC-game from you Krissy. You just didn't look like chick like that who would had played games all her life.


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written by mukamuka , September 20, 2008
Duke Nukem Forever comming 2009.... o yeah i got balls of steel.or, or its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and im all outta gum.or or hmm... smilies/cheesy.gif this ones one of my facorites. Your face ,your ass whats the difference smilies/cheesy.gif i love this guy.
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written by Gothsheep , September 20, 2008
Where's your moonbase? It's in episode 2. Probably will get a lot of this, but I'll explain anyway.

Old shareware games like Duke Nukem, Commander Keen, Jill of the Jungle, Doom, Wolfenstein 3D, and Raptor (Just to name a few) did this trick where, they would release all their games in parts. Three parts, usually. The first, you could get for free, wherever you got your shareware from. They would always end on cliffhangers, and to get the whole game, you gave the company money, and bought the other 2 episodes.

Other than that, fun review! Always wondered if someone would do a video review of the old shareware games I grew up on, like Commander Keen and Duke Nukem.
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written by fuXor , September 20, 2008
hey I could've sworn I saw you on ScrewAttack at one time!
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written by InsrtCoins , September 20, 2008
Very funny, actually. I enjoyed it. Tip, though. Saying that it was technically advanced for its time without providing examples of its innovations means little. I trust you know what you're talking about, but I didn't grow up on Duke Nukem, so I would have been interested to see some of its innovations. Good review, though. I'll look forward to more in the future.

Speaking of Duke Nukem, it seems like we've been waiting Forever for that ne--*is slapped by internet*
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written by Quang , September 20, 2008
Why is Duke Nukem groping Lara Croft's boobs? o.O
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written by Gothsheep , September 20, 2008
Because he can.
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written by ScottishInsomnia , September 20, 2008
what i actually shouted at my computer:

"watching Oprah???? NOOOOO DUKE WTF ARE YOU DOING????"
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written by Cauchemar , September 20, 2008
Wow... 180° turn.
They kinda made same with him as they did with Conker the Squirrel.
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Balloons!
written by Tomas_Z , September 20, 2008
Great Vid! Loved it! Oh and what the hell is with the Oprah thing!! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Tineafa , September 20, 2008
Actually there was Duke Nukem Episode 2: "Mission: Moonbase" and Episode 3: "Trapped In The Future!" which both followed a similar scheme to the original. Duke Nukem 2 was essentially the fourth game in the series.

You can download them and a number of other games from that year from here: http://thepiratebay.org/torren...mes_-_1991

p.s. Admins: If my linking to that file is seen as a problem, please remove the link from my post.

p.p.s. Ecco The Dolphin kicks ass. The first game was especially good as the ring jumping thing upset me in the second game. Either way, looking forward to your review! Hope it's as good as the last two.
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written by Marioman , September 20, 2008
Blimey i love that game.

also, the music wont play because it's a Dos Game and it needs a Dos audio card because their fussy bastards those dos games...
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written by Tineafa , September 20, 2008
Marioman, may I suggest using VDM Sound to run your DOS game exes? http://sourceforge.net/projects/vdmsound/
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written by Sl0th , September 20, 2008
Duke Nukem... I remember playing both the first and second games. And of course, Duke Nukem 3D. I ought to play through 3D again some time. I haven't played that in ten years at least.

Definitely a nostalgic set of games for me. And assuming it ever is released some day, I know I'm going to end up buying Forever. If for no other reason but to find out what took them all these years to make.
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written by Grimlock , September 20, 2008
There is moon base if you bought the Duke nukem 3d game when it came, you get both duke nukem 1 and 2 in it.

What you just played was stage 1 of Duke Nukem 1 there are 2 more stages in the game (never completed the second).

So Duke Nukem 2 makes perfect sense.
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written by Aziere , September 20, 2008
Now I'm confused. Since Ecco: The Tides of Time is the second Ecco game, are you not reviewing the first? Or are you reviewing both? Any reason for excluding the third? Or is it just because it's a different dolphin?

OT: Why did everyone suddenly turn female? Lindsay is the nostalgia chick, Krissy reminds me of Benzaie... will we see the female equivalent of That Dude In The Suede next? (ugh)
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written by BabyImplosion , September 20, 2008
nostalgia critic sure knew what he was doing when picking the nc chicks.

great review. duke nukem looks like a swell guy, i'd like to have his name
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written by KnowItAll , September 20, 2008
and a horrible memory it shall be indeed
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written by Advocat , September 20, 2008
Heh. It was kind of good, but, to be honest, I played it after experiencing the awsomeness of 3D graphics and never really wanted to familiarize it.

But the review - great job smilies/wink.gif. You girls really know how to do your job.
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written by Cferra , September 20, 2008
Hey! Can't wait for the Ecco review. I played both games so much and they were pretty good and scenic.

As for Duke Nukem....don't ask me why baloons were used. I dunno. Good review!
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written by ThatAussieGuyWithGlasses , September 20, 2008
I think that the nostalgia chick is better than that chick with the goggles.
nostalgia chick is much more intense.


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written by baba44713 , September 20, 2008
Umm.. Krissy? here's your Duke on the moonbase:



I think Proton is a bit harder to beat in this one, too! smilies/smiley.gif
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written by KingKombat , September 20, 2008
We can also now call you the AVGC

(angry video game chick)

Dont take that the wrong way, we need one of those desperately.
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written by KingKombat , September 20, 2008
My favorite part:
"He has to be the most fun guy in a wheelchair i've ever beat up....WAIT--"


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THE MOON IS A LIE
written by saiyamanerik , September 20, 2008
XD F-IN' GREAT! Especially the "Ignore that" scene!
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Duke ukum 1 ep. 2 MoonBase
written by VoidKeeper , September 20, 2008
well we all have read it in oher coments but I feel I need to adress this too smilies/tongue.gif
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written by CultconXIX , September 20, 2008
Thank gods I started with DN3D. You poor thing...
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written by The Random Guy , September 20, 2008
OMG! not the dolphin one smilies/cheesy.gif
great review
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written by Rollo T , September 20, 2008
I think that the nostalgia chick is better than that chick with the goggles.
nostalgia chick is much more intense.


You're entitled to your opinion, but intensity doesn't really translate out into comedy potency. If Krissy doesn't shout at the camera or get in your face that doesn't mean she's any worse. It's her style, and it should be respected. After all having energy doesn't mean someone is better. By that standard Dane Cook is better than Mitch Hedberg. And we all know that's not true.

And why does a comparison need to be made to Nostalgia Chick? They're different people ya know.
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written by pidgezero_one , September 20, 2008
Speaking of Duke Nukem, it seems like we've been waiting Forever for that ne--*is slapped by internet*

Oh, you! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Dr Dib , September 20, 2008
I remembered playing Duke Nukem as a child on the PC, and always thought that I never did because all the videos I was shown of him were in 3D. I do remember playing those Duke Nukems as a child though. I think I played the sequel and never got past the first stage.

Anyway, today when I hear Duke Nukem I think of the villain from Captain Planet.
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written by Jasbond , September 20, 2008
Good work TGWTG!
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written by Unl1v3d , September 20, 2008
Laughed so much with the Ignore That xD
Anyway, Duke Nukem it's the fuc*ing shit, I still play the Duke Nukem 3D from time to time, it's so...manly! lol "Shake it baby", instant classic smilies/grin.gif Is there still anybody out there waiting for Forever? I know i am (probably going to die before playing, but I'm keeping my fingers cross smilies/tongue.gif)
Great video, can't wait to see the next ones in higher quality, continue with the excellent job ThatChickWithTheGoggles (love the intro, really nice!)
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written by genocyde83 , September 20, 2008
I still have this game somewhere on that ancient 3.5 floppy disk. LOL. Yeah this was just like the good ol Commander Keen game. In fact I thought this was a competition for Keen. They had the same elements and keen collected pepsi while duke collected Coca Cola. Hmmmm. Never really thought about that until just now. Awesome vid girl. You kick ass.
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written by ASP84 , September 20, 2008
great review! balloooooons.... damn... you're reviewing Ecco next... lol looking forward to it
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written by madthad0890 , September 20, 2008
That was good start. anf btw...SHES HOT!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by mtmt888 , September 20, 2008
smilies/grin.gif u r cooler then the uther girl.......smilies/angry.gifmmmmmmmmmmmmmm///kiss
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written by NegaJoe , September 20, 2008
I had headphones attached to my computer when I watched this video, and there was this loud PING during the intro. Damn, I felt that in my eyeballs. Gotta watch out for that next time.smilies/sad.gif

I had never heard of these Duke Nukem games, and I guess that's a good thing. These games take his current image and turn it pink with glitter everywhere, I mean he is just **Fabulous**.........not that there's anything wrong with that. I like Oprah too..................(sigh).........great video Krissy.


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written by TheDramaticMonarch , September 20, 2008
I can definitely tell you were in your element in this video because you had such a fun, natural ease throughout this video and it was quite entertaining to watch.

My only real memories of Duke Nukem are of the "Lara Croft groping" images but you can't help but giggle over the pink-decked beginnings. Real men do wear pink and watch Oprah after all. smilies/tongue.gif

Awesome job!
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written by Rhomega , September 20, 2008
Wow, no wonder the games before Duke Nukem 3D got so little mention until now. Looking forward to Ecco. I think you're kinda hot too...

Oh, and real men watch Oprah...and wear pink...and cry.
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written by RySenkari , September 20, 2008
I wonder if this video might be why Duke Nukem is beating Niko Bellic in Character Battle VII today?
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written by m60berserker , September 20, 2008
Great review! It was very funny! I can't wait for your next video ^^

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written by Altorin , September 20, 2008
nice first official video

you needed to add the M Bison OF COURSE!! when you first mentioned Proton wanting to take over the world

it's a Guy With the Glasses meme that really makes me laugh

I even said it outloud when you said that.

anyway, I didn't vote for you in the nostalgia chick contest, but I'm glad you got your own show, and will be an avid viewer.

Good luck smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Thrakkesh , September 20, 2008
Extremely nice work. Absolutely inspired choice (serious nostalgia here, I remember playing that game back in grade school) and you seem a lot more comfortable.

I enjoyed it very much, and will now become an avid watcher. Hooray!
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Good job!
written by Sockpuppet , September 20, 2008
I look forward to the Ecco the Dolphin one. I actually had that.
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written by jbombmustang70 , September 20, 2008
DUKE IN PINK! AHHHHH! I used to play this all the time, I forgot about the pansy pink though. Great job on the video, keep up the great work!
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written by pidgezero_one , September 20, 2008
What's with all the people trying to perpetuate competition between Lindsay and Krissy? They're both great! smilies/sad.gif
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written by Mark Fanboy , September 20, 2008
Nice review, good to see where the DN franchise began, even nicer to see that it evolved (Aren't they making a new version?), and nicest seeing it reviewed by such a cutie pants in goggles! smilies/grin.gif
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Ballooney!
written by Listior , September 20, 2008
Fine review, damn funny. And you sure set some things straight about Da Duke. I think we needed to see this. And guys It's okay to cry! Oprah will help us.
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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , September 20, 2008
I really liked the video, although I think you missed a great opportunity for an "OF Course".
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written by DarkHarpuia , September 20, 2008
DERPDERP

Whoa, I had no idea Duke Nukem started like that .__.
Anyway, It was a fun and awesome video :3
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Apogee makes me happy.
written by VengefulRonin , September 20, 2008
You best be joking about Jill of the Jungle though, that game was a nightmare x_x
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written by neddx , September 20, 2008
You wanna know what happened?! Duke grew a pair of balls! Who would
have thought Duke would have such a color scheme and instead of hot
girls to boost his health he's got balloons and purple flags. I guess you
gotta start somewhere. Anyway this video was awesome. I can't wait for
the next one.
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written by tim333 , September 20, 2008
I like Krissy's videos, she puts a lot of personality into it. Look up her "Jill of the Jungle" video on youtube.

Ecco 2 sure holds a lot of memories for me. Looking forward to that one.
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written by Deadpool12 , September 21, 2008
Cool. It was one of the first games I ever played. Great Review Congratulations.
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written by Joe nothin , September 21, 2008
There was a moonbase. A really big one, and it was a pretty cool game, too.

See, since these were shareware days, it was all episodic games. You'd get the first part free, and then you'd have to buy the other episodes. So you only got to play episode one, but 2 had a moonbase and 3 was on mars or something, and it was pretty cool too.
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written by TheNumberOneShmuck , September 21, 2008
Ecco II? Wicked. Can't wait.
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written by mushroomjay , September 21, 2008
Oh hey, a gamer-girl who puts the gamer before the girl.

At least she's not an attention whore, like a good 98% of them on CS...
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Great review!
written by Geoffrey , September 21, 2008
This brings back a lot of memories from "the days". It's really too bad 3D Realms messed up the Duke by postponing "Forever" (and Ever and Ever and Ever) for about 10 years or so, because when 3D came out, the Duke was definitely the coolest character in the world. I fear Forever will be a major flop and will destroy the franchise forever.

Can't wait for your Ecco-review! I played that game quite extensively when I was in my New Age phase smilies/smiley.gif.
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written by Misfit Slacker , September 21, 2008
Man, I didn't really read right when I loaded this video. I assumed it was going to be for 3D (which I actually never got around to playing), but then I realized it was PC. It's been many'a age since anyone could remember the old PC VGA games and was ecstatic you did a review on this. It was silly, but addicting as hell. Thanks for reviewing it, definitely brought back a bit of nostalgia.
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written by planetrilgar , September 21, 2008
That was a sweet review and you're pretty darn cute smilies/wink.gif
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written by Greyarch , September 21, 2008
Balloons ... pretty flags ... sparlkly diamonds ... A pink outfit ... Queer Eye for the Duke Guy ... Seriously, what the ... I ... I ... WHAT ...

Oprah? Seriously. OPRAH? -_- God I'm so happy I never played that game before I played the newer Duke games


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written by Axelander2 , September 21, 2008
HEY! at the title screen it says, Duke Nukum!!! What's with that?
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written by Force Captain Adora , September 21, 2008
Helicopters want you dead. A-hahaha, excellent work!
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written by TheLynx , September 21, 2008
Chick with goggles, that is a grate vid.
I love your humor, and you are an original.

The only thing I would like you to change till the next movie is the background. It dulls down everything... If you want to continue to use the same wall and color, maybe you could put something more in the background, a picture or poster or something, so everything isn't just green.

Grate work.
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written by Rash , September 21, 2008
This was a nice little review. I'm glad that someone enjoyed Duke Nukem enough to bring it into the spotlight.

Of course, I'm almost offended by your lack of knowledge for Duke Nukem episodes II and III. These episodes are arguably better than the first one and definitely shouldn't be missed. Download them as soon as possible. They hold up relatively well as nostalgic sidescrolling platformers. As for Duke Nukem II? Well, that game's one of my favorite PC titles of all time. It had a ton of memorable music.

Regardless of the GBA port of Duke Nukem II, I actually think that the "old Duke" who watched Oprah is a better character than the "new Duke" from the likes of Duke Nukem 3D (even though I think Duke 3D is also a great game in itself). To be honest, I'd love to see them make more games similar to Duke Nukem II both in style and presentation of the characters and stages.
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Few flaws, but a good review.
written by AngelHalo , September 21, 2008
My only problem with this review is that you forgot about the fact that Duke Nuk"u"m (lol) has three episodes to it (much like the first Doom did, or Wolfenstein with six). The second episode being Mission "Moonbase". Other than that, this is a good review.
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thanks everybody!
written by sakiimi , September 21, 2008
I was aware that there were more than one chapter... just, not back then. When I was little I went out and got 2 thinking it was supposed to be a direct sequel. That's sort of why I did it the way that I did. I presented the way I felt when I was little. But honestly I never got to play the other chapters... I'ma get that FREAKEN MOONMASE!! smilies/cheesy.gif

On quality. Worry not, I shot this one back in my parent's house with my crappy webcam. Now that I'm back at school I can shoot with higher quality and a nicely painted wall (that I have to finish painting D: ) but that's how much I loe you guys~! lol

At any rate, keep the critiques coming. Help me to help you lol smilies/cheesy.gif


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written by CoolIT , September 21, 2008
The stereotypical guy thing I have to say is:
Pretty girl playing videogames before me ?!? Now that's COOL.
I know that joke has been used and re-used, but I M.Bison's OF COURSE! after the bad guy ruling the world quote would have made me laugh.

I have played both Duke1 and 2, they are pretty decent and I have to say this is a pretty good review with good humor. Great job.

As for beating up guys on a wheel chairs... I hope you tried Rise Of The Triad AKA ROTT (3d person shooter Also made by apogee)... It's got some amazing boss fights... And yes Guy on wheel chair shooting rockets at you.

Again, Very nice review and seriously looking forward to more classic videogame reviews !!
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Classic Gaming Info
written by CoolIT , September 21, 2008
For those who are interested in replaying classic 486 Games that kick ass...
(Wont post link since I am too lazy to read rules regarding it but...)

Google dosbox to run them sweet old games such as rott, death rally..
Google "Freeware games" (most of them are now freeware)
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written by TheJoker666 , September 21, 2008
loved it, but just a few things that picked my bones,
It's Lara CROFT, not Craft (i'm a nerd who loves boobs, i HAVE to call that out) and i wish you had more WTF moments rather than just WHAT? moments (get angrier, it's the opposite with the hulk and internet funny critics, we LIKE them when they're angry!) but i think i saw you on screwattack once... hmm, which makes sense, cuz avgn and NC are technically buddies that just act like they're enemies (OFF SUBJECT) *IGNORE THAT* lol, but altogether, nice review
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written by Masamune , September 21, 2008
Hey, Goggle Chick. Congratulations on your debut.

One thing I would say is, you looked a little bored. If you're bored, then we're bored. You need to keep us interested in why this game sucks. smilies/wink.gif
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Wow. Really? Wow.
written by Lone_Snipa! , September 21, 2008
I'm sorry but if you really thought that Duke Nukem 2 was the sequal to the first Duke Nukem game... I'll have to laugh. The review wasn't bad. But it wasn't for me.
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way better then the other chicks video
written by Lazypug , September 21, 2008
you are very funny and i hope to see more of you
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written by CAPTAIN N , September 21, 2008
I think these girls both have potential. Why not pick both of them. i liked their work equally. plus that, they both made something unique
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written by stansimpson , September 21, 2008
Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!!
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written by D.Glover , September 21, 2008
See, the floppies were actually full of porn, the radios were constantly playing "Adult Midnight Theatre Radio", the balloons were full of erotic candies, and Duke Nukem just so happens to enjoy flags. They make him giddy inside.
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written by KronosIII , September 21, 2008
A hell ton better then Aussie and his reviews. The audio would be a better or more control of your mouth. But its all still golden. What I would like is a rating like a 3 out of 5 something like that. Great work and keep them coming.
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I loved this game!
written by Spongeman25 , September 21, 2008
The game is awesome, the review was well done. Just.. don't do that thing at the end where you act like you shoot the screen. Still good job!
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OK I'll chip in a bit more
written by baba44713 , September 22, 2008
I think what bugged me about this video is the apparent lack of research. I didn't get the feel that Krissy actually played this game a lot, and especially not that this is a game "she grew up on". I mean, it's pretty hard to miss the fact that this is Ep.1 and the Moonbase is Ep.2, and when she tried to be funny about how Duke Nukem 2 isn't in Moonbase at all, it just came out like sloppy research to me.

Overall the video ain't bad, but it seems like it was made BEFORE she was chosen for this site, especially because it ties with a previous review she did and someone linked to before, the one about "Jill of the Jungle". Now I can't say I didn't enjoy the feature, nor that it isn't funny, but I think one must have a feeling that the reviewer DOES know what he/she's talking about, and Krissy came off like she has just installed DosBox, played through what is essentially a "demo" of an old Duke game, missed completely the whole episodic thing (which was SO common back in the days and would be hard to miss for anyone who GREW UP on those games) and decided to make a review. Which kinda isn't, like, exactly what this all "nostalgia" thing should be about.
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written by shameonpretzel , September 22, 2008
WHERE'S MY MOONBASE??!!

I vote next internet meme.
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Nice surprise
written by Thesadman , September 22, 2008
Wow! You know I gotta admit I wasn't that impressed by your entry to the competition, but this was truly hysterical, yay and looking forward to more.
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written by RedRat , September 22, 2008
xD I liked it.
But there is aa Duke Nukem with a moonbase... the first Duke Nukem game(or Nukum in the first) had three parts.
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Krissy steals my heart yet again...
written by Rollo T , September 22, 2008
Can someone explain what part of the video I was supposed to laugh at?


You want someone to explain comedy to you?

That aside, I loved this video Krissy. No, not loed. This earned that damn V. There's so much charm to your work, and for some reason I feel vaguely like I played this game. While everyone is busy flaming over you missing the Episode Two garbage I was enjoying the jokes. I mean come on now, you managed to fit Don Kinkade into a video. That is perhaps the most impressive accomplishment in terms of video editing on this site. How's that for insanity?

But really, this video is great. I love the balloons extra at the end, and there's a lot of laughs to be had. But the most enjoyable factor of this entire presentation was one thing.

Ecco the Dolphin.

Sure, it may -technically- not have been a portion of this video, but the sure fact that you played the greatest game about a deep sea mammal every lends further credence to why I loe you so much. I absolutely cannot wait until that review. I may have to settle for a Krissy Quickie until that comes on. Ha~Ha Double Entendre...

Really, great review Krissy, and I'm looking for to the next like you wouldn't believe. My only complaint was that the motion hurt my eyes, but I think Vesperia is to blame for that. Excellent work Goggles!
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blip tv is slow. Why on earth did you change did they pay you for that?, Lowly rated comment [Show]
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For the whiner above me
written by ScottishInsomnia , September 22, 2008
http://thatguywiththeglasses.c...ver-update

read it. itl answer your questions. dont be such a douche on the site. slow loading is better than no loading.
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written by admin , September 22, 2008
OK, this question goes to the administrators of this site. Did they pay you for changing from Revver to Bliptv . Because if they didn't, why on earth did you change video hosting site? For God's sake, everyone is complaining about it, and you seem to be doing nothing.
Add another idiot to the banned from commenting club. THANKS FOR THE BOLD SHOUTING. I also like how you quoted 'free'. Maybe I'll just 'ban' you from the site altogether, because your bold ranting really made me want to help you. Besides do you see that most of the new fucking videos have a link to revver below them? Oh, wait that would require you to read something, as does the post above. If the video isn't on revver yet, there is a damn reason. Also not EVERYONE as you say is complaining about it. Most people have no problems, and I'll repeat what I said above.. I PROVIDE A LINK TO THE REVVER VIDEO WHEN IT IS AVAILABLE ON THERE.
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written by ScottishInsomnia , September 22, 2008
nice to see the flamers being weeded out so quickly.
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written by The Random Guy , September 22, 2008
Add another idiot to the banned from commenting club

your bad to bone smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Gothsheep , September 22, 2008
I was aware that there were more than one chapter... just, not back then. When I was little I went out and got 2 thinking it was supposed to be a direct sequel. That's sort of why I did it the way that I did. I presented the way I felt when I was little. But honestly I never got to play the other chapters... I'ma get that FREAKEN MOONMASE!! smilies/cheesy.gif


Sorry, just speaking as my overly analytical self. I can't tell you how many times I pointed at my screen during a TGWtG movie review and said, "Wait a second, they explained that part in the movie!"

As for a critique, the only other thing I would really say is that you seem a bit muted though most of your review. The best parts of your review are when you're relaxed and more animated. I'm not saying 'be more like that guy', you've got your own style, I'm just saying that you seemed a bit nervous and reserved. At least that's the feeling I got. You're great on the camera though.
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written by mfbabin , September 22, 2008
it's good, i guess. It's just not my cup of tea. this is mostly because
a) your voice is kind of whiny, but not realy. My ears are just sensitive, that all. Hell, i can even hear the tv's high pitch thingy allthe time, and i mean, OWW
b)The Nerd is better.
On the plus side, I think you should do E.T. AVGN won't get to it 'till...ummm...probly 2010. Beat him to to it! smilies/cheesy.gif
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O Oh!
written by MexBandito , September 22, 2008
Is not that i want to be a pest (even if i am) but i think theres a piss off frech guy.