Biessman. My God.

... sorry. XD

Tuvac is a dick.

So, almost everyone on Voyage, save Seven, is a asshole...

THIS SUCKS!

"Man this sucks!" XD

Ah, Biessman. Great stuff as always, Lewis.

You should always trust people with porn-stashes.

Yup, really enjoying these. Keep it up.

All right one more will do...THIS SUCKS!

Thanks for the trip down memory lane there Link.

"I'm a quantum torpedo ready to blow, man!"

No action but lot of talking is this episode.

NOOOOOOOO! KEN!

Who the hell is Ken?

Yanno... it may be just me, but I seem to remember that in Next-Gen, you couldn't beam into or out of a Borg Cube...

If we can get Mr. Pornstache to say "This sucks!", complete victory.

Heh, Linkara, if you don't like small crawly things, you should play Klingon Honor Guard. No small creepy crawly things at all.

You remember wrong. Beaming into and out of a Borg Cube is standard operating procedure.

I wonder how much Tom Wilson got paid to say "This Sucks". It's so misplaced.

Probably a paycheck to 'em all. Well, except Jeri Ryan.

Wow, I've never hated Tuvok so much.
And I watched the show.

Dick.

See, Tuvok was one of the better characters on Voyager. I'm just shocked he's such an asshole in this game. XD

Yeah that shocked me as well.

he was being a tuCOCK!

ok sorry, really horrible joke!

Was The name on the locker Biessman K.? Was Ken his brother? Wow...some emotion for a dead sibling.

Lol and the best thing about this game is that theres actually a comic to THIS story... if you dont believe me the last mission is going to be at the "Forge" please Linkara after you played this game please rewiew the comic as well

To elaborate on their relationship, Biessmen (his first name is Kenrick, if I remember it right) and Kenn were best friends long before they even joined Voyager in the Marquis merger. Hence why Biessmen is so pissy; his closest (and only?) buddy got OHKO'd by a random drone.

It's Kendrick, but you were pretty close.

I feel unclean for thinking Seven really filled out that Hazard Team uniform well....

What happened to Janeway's hair? It was never that poofy in the show. It looks like she's got some big hairy earmuffs on or something.

MAN THIS SUCKS!!!

had to throw that in

as for Seven... Don't you think it's quite inconvenient to wear HIGH HEEL boots while beeing on this kind of mission? I mean, just look at the floor on the Borg cube. Well.. maybe she was trained to run in these

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I feel unclean for thinking Seven really filled out that Hazard Team uniform well....

IIRC, there are only 3 different animations that cover the skins for all the Voyager crew. Male, female, and hers.

Am I the only one that thinks that armourer guy saying "I've been working on Seven's i-Mod" sounds dirty?

Biessmann saying "this sucks" is sort of cool, but he goes back to being infuriating later on, especially when they start ripping off Aliens.

I can not stop saying it // Damn you biessman!!!

-M

Seven of Nine was really added just for fanservice. And I speak both of the show and this game.

Seven was a great character, and very well acted/written, considering she did seem to be blatant fanservice. Of course they also went a bit overboard and Voyager turned into The Seven of Nine Show, but really, they could've picked a worse character for the show to revolve around. Like Harry. Or Neelix. Or... Naomi Wildman.

It's kind of weird how Janeway, Torres and most of the other girls have polygonal Tomb Raider 1-style chests, but Seven's are nice and rounded. Actually it's not weird at all, it's perfectly unsurprising.

Pretty much agree with you on all points there, dude.

Also with Linkara that Tuvok was one of the better characters on the show. The first time around, back when the show was still new, I couldn't stand Tuvok. Maybe one of the writers on the game probably felt the same way and projected his perceived asshole-ish-ness onto his video game version, lol. But the next time I watched most of the series, when it was on Spike TV, I learned to appreciate just how well written of a character Tuvok was.

Well with that said I'm really enjoying these videos, Linkara. In a way they really take me back and remind me of my old N64 days when I was playing Star Wars Shadows Of The Empire.

Looking forward to the next installment!

You should also review Star Trek Elite Force 2 as well. Complete the franchise!

I have to say, I went into this series with a bit of doubt as it's a bit different than the Linkara I'm used to, but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I'm really enjoying the series and they're just getting progressively funnier as they go!
The bit with Biessman at the beginning was absolutely hilarious for some unexpected reason, and I actually went back and watched it again.
Great job!

I thought Janeway didn't like being called "Sir."