Damn you cock blocker! I thought this game was going to be good, but yet you denied ENSON MONROE!

What was Chang looking at? :huh:

The few generic crew mates standing around looking like they're talking?

Sounds exciting.
Or maybe he was wondering what the type of pie was.

As I once heard, originally the goal of this mission was not to take the turbo lift to the mess hall and fail at scoring with any green women, but was a far more dangerous quest.

To find the Mystic Wristwatch of Coldguy. A relic, lost centuries ago, that was once said to have incredible divine powers, to alert the bearer immediately to the posting of new, highly entertaining videos. They say the one who first owned it, was no less than as a god!

Green women, my god.

freekin amazing, I could watch stuff like this all day (actually this is what i did do with my day since discovering it)

Damn you Neelix (or however it is spelled). I still have this game too. I so wish you had free reign with the weapons, it would have been messy though! Awesome review as always Linkara!

Damn you Neilix! You and you shitty tasting pie of shit!

Is Neelix really that annoying?
I can't recall too much of the show from my childhood.

Anyways, you're doing great, Linkara. Hope you get the volume restored, soon... my ears get blasted out when the cutscenes come on.

You also said the line that annoyed the guy who did the Swat game! Now you are going to get it Linkara. Beware of Spoony!

Poor Ensign Monroe, so despondant over his lost opportunity with Telsia that he was considering jumping into space. Damn you Neelix, DAMN YOU!

That was just great. Expesially MONROE jumping and dancing.

TEH PAD IS IN EF2!!!!!!!!!!!

NIce short circuits reference

Well, if Neelix didn't cock block you, surly the aperance of the giant ship of doom would.

Ensign Munrooooo and his questionably designed photon torpedo launcher to the rescue! Maybe rescuing the crew from Soverign's little brother will help him score

Sigh.. the game must not be over because usually the hero gets the woman at the END of the game.. and Neelix just proved that.. the bastage!!

You should have used the photon torpedo launcher on Neelix. BTW, it's been years since I played this game, but IIRC you could actually follow Telsia into her quarters. I think she disappears when she gets in there, but it's a room you can't normally access. Also, have you been watching sfdebris' Star Trek reviews? I noticed you mentioned that "magic meeting room". And like I said in the earlier video, the pad easter egg in in Elite Force 2, I misremembered.

Wow, Neelix is a cockblocker. Loved your videos, Linkara. I loved the jumping around in the gunship and you're ranting about getting icecream after your "failed" date with Telsia.

B)

Don't worry Monroe, you'll have a second chance with Telsia. :)

No, you can't follow Telsia to her room, but if you check out the cabin that she takes a long look at, you notice that it's Munro's own cabin.

If I recall correctly, it's been years since I last played this game...

NEELIIIIIIIIIX!

hey linkara... you think elite force was "bad", try elite forces 2...plenty of laughs there

Damn it Neelix! ...

Next thing we'll see is a drunk Munro singing "I'm all out of love"

Well, at least gaining the ability to jump with superhuman capabilities helped with the ruined date.

You make Star Trek look goooddd ^^

Have you ever gone into Munro's quarters? its one of the random doors in the hallway leading up to the mess hall, some funny stuff in there lol

There there. You could always have Neelix be vaporized in the free roam voyager tour! >

Thanks for the update this is my favorite let's play, because its the only game on the site that I've played before.

I really can't wait for the last mission I couldn't do it as a kid unless I had cheats on.

Also noticed the swat let's play reference, good on ya.

couldn't see anything when you got on the giant dildo ship

The whole "Murphy's Law" thing threw me off for a second; according to the in-game profiles, Telsia's surname is "Murphy", adding confusion not only as to what the hell Csatlos is talking about, but why the hell her teammate Chell didn't comment on this fact.