Thank you Linkara, now I know what not to do when crafting my own stories about sultry teenage super foxes
Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #1
Written by Linkara Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:27
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Comments (134)
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03.30.2009 - 20:32 | soldierstar
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02.07.2011 - 14:45 | ladydiskette
After this comic failure I can see why he tried to turn to (and I use the term loosely) "self-help" books which just prove to everyone that the writer himself needs more help than the people he is intended to write for.
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But I would expect this garbage from Gary Brodsky...Thank you so much for brutally trashing this crap of a comic.
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Where can I buy your comic? I found it as a downloadable PDF, but does it come in the old style, hand held comic?
Thanks, a fan,
Jonathan
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03.30.2009 - 20:56 | Celebrindal
hehe, another classic video. Made my day.
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To think I could feel this dirty and uncomfortable just from watching a [i]review[/i] of the comic. If I feel this bad, what must it be like to have had to actually read the thing? Linkara, you put yourself through way too much crap.
Gah, I need a shower..
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03.30.2009 - 21:31 | Roach
"My God, we can make Hardee's into edible food!"
Hilarious.
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03.30.2009 - 21:50 | Filby
Aw, yeah. This is the one I was waiting for.
Some works of fiction are so poorly-conceived, so incredibly offensive, so mind-bendingly [i]bad[/i] that they warp the space-time continuum to the point that they're actually good. This one goes beyond that all the way back to bad again.
And thanks for exposing that misogynist scumbag Brodsky for what he really is.
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Okay.....I read a lot of comics and I am not afraid to say that some of them where Adult in nature....but non of them was that stupid. People, if your Superhero comic is stupider then a pron-comic, then you have a real problem!
I really wanted to punch the Screen at the page where one of the girls says "Comon, these are just Enlisted Men"...are you fucking kidding me? Enlisted Men are the bane of the Armed Forces, they keep everything running, they do all the hard jobs, give them some more respect!
Anyway, yes the comic was very damn sexist and that without being a porn-comic. Congrats, Gary Brodsky, you are the living personification of what all women hate about men.
At least this thing lasted only 2 issues, that talks volumes about how many people actually bought it.
Great review, as always.
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03.30.2009 - 22:23 | freemonty
Linkara, your rant about the dog crap-into-anything machine was sheer [i]gold[/i]. * Like so many excuses to give a superhero powers, the potential for an even more impressive story is wasted on a story that quite frankly gives tripe a bad name. So little forethought was put into it, for a moment I wondered if I wasn't watching an episode of Star Trek!
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My apologies to Star Trek, no comparison to this comic could possibly be construed as "fair".
To say nothing of the sexism. That stuff just speaks for itself.
* Pun wholly intended. :evil:
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03.30.2009 - 23:00 | Chosen Zelos
Charm the Pants Off Any Woman! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD ... I think I have that book. Weird. o_O
(is kidding (maybe))
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*knocks you out; takes the opportunity to steal my calculator back*
You know, I love your informative and insightful style. This comic was just so bad, it was hard to even be amused by it. Most of these comics I can just laugh at how ridiculous they are. This...was almost infuriating. How does crap like that get made?!
Still, YOUR jokes were clever as always.
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[quote=DanManX] Most of these comics I can just laugh at how ridiculous they are. This...was almost infuriating. How does crap like that get made?!
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I suggest the alchemy machine transformed a large pile of dog poop into this comic instead of gold, which would be even more like real science, as that then the materia didn`t transform into another sort of atomic structure, but just into a new shape.
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03.31.2009 - 00:12 | Husky
"Hey, that was supposed to be the GI Joe music!"
Great Moment :lol:
Also, i don't really get how that machine works...so it turns dog poop into gold and gives women superpowers..."oh, but that's way too theoretical! Let's see if it can give zebras wings and turn radios into ice-cream..." Now, that's SCIENCE!
While I'm at it, can anyone tell me why they tried dog poop first? Is that just standard airforce operating procedure?? When are they gonna test that new cat vomit powered bomber???
My brain hurts...
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yeah, the number two of your WTF Moments list.
One of the stupidest ideas ever. Alchemy machine that turns... oh fuck it. As a scientist I know this is impossible. I mean yeah, it is in fact possible to turn materia into other materia (in the Swiss they were able to turn Iron atoms into this of gold, but therefore they needed a (Teilchenbeschleuniger) and enough energy to simulate a small big bang. And even the results... a few atoms not more.
Edward Elric would just snap by seeing this "shitty" transmutation and the breaking of all natural and alchemistic laws.
The comic itself... as you say just stuid. But the artwork in general is also just blank. Look at the girls themsel, not only this thing with the hairs, but the faces also aren`t looking naturally and almost disfigured in my eyes, if you then try to look at their eyes. The story... what story?
As you say it, this comic sucks and he is just an insult against women.
But in contrast to Wonder Woman, this comic didn`t take a famous character and turned him into... Amazon Attack Wonder Woman, but came up with characters, that are just idiotic right in the beginning.
Well, great review, I especially liked the GI Joe part and to your request of killing you I can just answer:
Forget it. You are to good to be killed of.
Well, until next time and good luck.
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03.31.2009 - 01:16 | 12sided
You really have to wonder what it was like in that lab when they got the idea to use dog poop; did they have to send someone out to get some? Did they have a dog on standby in the lab? Why didn't they use anything else they had lying around then go to the trouble of obtaining and bringing in barker's eggs???
Great review of horrible sexist trash written by someone obviously completely moronic.
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[quote=Husky]"Hey, that was supposed to be the GI Joe music!"
Great Moment :lol:
Also, i don't really get how that machine works...so it turns dog poop into gold and gives women superpowers..."oh, but that's way too theoretical! Let's see if it can give zebras wings and turn radios into ice-cream..." Now, that's SCIENCE!
While I'm at it, can anyone tell me why they tried dog poop first? Is that just standard airforce operating procedure?? When are they gonna test that new cat vomit powered bomber???
My brain hurts...[/quote]
The Air Force would never approve of such a thing, I mean, really, what would it good for? How would that protect America from the Soviets? Also, thats not sciences, that's bullshit!
I mean, how do you even sell that to the military at all?
Scientist: "Hey, look, we have created a machine that can transform matter, like dog excrement into pure gold! We only need enough financing for it!"
General: "Aswome! Thats what we need to fight the Soviets! Lets spend all the defense budget on this project! Oh and by the way, can you guys also do twin clones of Hitler as well?"
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03.31.2009 - 01:49 | Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers
What [u]DOES[/u] September mean? :P
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Ho boy if you think this comic is bad for the whole characters looking the same thing, you really need to read the manga [b]RAY[/b]. i was going to reccomend it to you anyway but you just brought up one of the main problems with it in this review. In Ray not only do the characters have the same facial features, they also tend to have the same hair, body structures and clothes (seeing as it's mostly set in/around a hospital). And even worse RAY is a relatively new manga, DON'T THEY EVER LEARN?
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"THEY TURNED DOG POOP INTO GOLD!"
ROFL!!! another great review linkara! can't wait for the next one. :)
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03.31.2009 - 02:32 | DectilonThat general's hands are larger than his head. And I don't just mean he can cover his face with one. It has more mass!
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03.31.2009 - 02:38 | Shinigami
Man that was funny review.
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03.31.2009 - 04:08 | NinjaGodzillagreat review but stuff this bad, i almost feel like it shouldnt be getting any more publicity (even bad publicity)
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03.31.2009 - 04:50 | TheThreadWeaverI think that the narrator is incredibly bored...
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That guy who created this comic was such a douche bag
also was that Benzaie dancing, if so how come you didn't credit him.
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03.31.2009 - 06:12 | Linkara
It was indeed Benzaie and you're right, I really should've credited him, though I admit the footage came from the Dance-Off he had with Angry Joe.
...Which he supplied me with, so BELATED THANK YOU TO BENZAIE!
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03.31.2009 - 06:12 | Cferra
How did I know Ben was going to show up when you mentioned "French entertainment"? Good episode, dude. Seriously...what was the point of this comic that could be best served lining a litterbox or serve as tissues?
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03.31.2009 - 06:24 | adrasl300They dont even look like Teens!!
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03.31.2009 - 06:35 | Jester
Ok, who else thought this was a lame womanizing rip off of the old black and white Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Only me? I guess it's the similar 4 word names.
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03.31.2009 - 07:56 | alexalcan - femminism marches on...and sometimes stops, turns around, sits down and crawls back... we really shouldn't fall asleep on the wheel concerning this.
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03.31.2009 - 08:02 | BananaJane
They're not foxes at all, they're humans.
What a load of crap.
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03.31.2009 - 08:20 | LinkaraWell, I doubt they were going for actual foxes but rather the "foxy" adjective turned into slang.
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