NBComics #1
Written by Linkara Monday, 15 August 2011 22:29
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08.15.2011 - 22:34 | kuijiblob
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08.16.2011 - 01:53 | Forever_K1NG_
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08.16.2011 - 06:18 | ladydiskette
I think the problem was that most of these shows had little to offer in comparison to the shows WB and Fox offered to kids on Saturday mornings.
Hense why they were canceled and it became TNBC for its Saturday Morning Lineup that offered all these...um, not sure what you would call them but these teen related sitcoms that were basically blantent ripoffs (in some way or another) of Saved By The Bell. I used to remember they would advertise themselves as being a "alternative" for teenagers to watch on Saturday instead of cartoons. But to me, the shows were so stupid that even in High School I ended up watching most of the Saturday Morning cartoons as opposed to some of the shows on Teen NBC's line-up.
Also- *sees another flickering 'glitch' during the end credits* Wait...what was that.....OH CHRIST ITS BACK AGAIN! *hides under her bed*
"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take." 0.0'
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08.16.2011 - 08:24 | Drake666
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08.16.2011 - 13:45 | ladydiskette
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08.17.2011 - 14:00 | ladydiskette
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08.17.2011 - 21:19 | Da_Foo
Good review; many wtf'ings abound. But yeah, I saw that glitchy thing, too.
'The Lost Beast'... weird. I think I read something about that in the Book of Rahl, lemme see... Here it is, Chapter of Fate, Third Part:
1. The Hole will find the Lock
2. The Lock will fall through the Hole into the Dark
3. The Hole, too, will fall in itself to the Dark
4. Leaving only the Lost.
If I remember right, the Hole, the Lock, and the Lost are supposed to represent the Inferior (aka the Hole, since the Inferior is incomplete), The Misplacer (the Lost, ere go lost items), and the Individual (the Lock, as to intentionally separate one thing from others) mean some kind of sub-creatures that were one a whole being. They form a sort of being both comprised of and a consumer of negative emotion. So the Entity causes misery or sorrow via misplacement of precious things or people and feeds on it.
Buuut most likely, I'm wrong, and I'm just finding freakish coincidences in my research with what limited information is available on the Entity, whatever it really is. Now, if the Entity DOES feed on negative emotion, THEN they might be the same thing. If I can, I'd like to maybe get some excerpts from that journal Linkara found to cross-reference with the Morimotus Codex.
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08.21.2011 - 09:53 | KingKaor555
I encountered a being like The Entity during my travels in space. The only way I could defeat it was by sacrificing someone. Fortunate, my dark copy from a parallel universe (who showed up after Hypertime ruptured) was there, so I sacrificed him. HE didnt die, so I banished him into an inescapable dimension, like Zod from Superman II, but he recently escaped, like Zod. Buuuuutt, that's another story. But, Mighty Murdered Power Rangers? Man, someone needs to fix Hypertime, or something.
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08.19.2011 - 01:23 | leon101Yep, another creepy message. They're pretty easy to read, just wait for the glitch, then go back to before it happens, and keep pressing play and pause, until you pause it on the message. If you're quick enough to read it without pausing it. Kudos to you.
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08.19.2011 - 07:53 | ladydiskette
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08.15.2011 - 22:35 | SpeedyEric
I also grew up with Fox Kids and Kids WB because of most of the shows you listed. I also never really watched NBC, ABC, or CBS on Saturday mornings, and it’s maybe because they have hardly nothing for what a nerd like myself and others were interested in watching; …well, except for “Gargoyles,” “Ninja Turtles,” the Disney animated shows, “Disney’s Doug,” “Garfield & Friends” and others.
In speaking of books about TV networks, I remember getting an everlasting subscription for Fox Kids Magazine from Fall of 1994 to when it was discontinued in Fall 2001.
6:39- I think they WERE gonna go that direction, but they quickly figured out they were gonna plagiarize DC’s Captain Marvel, but I guess that didn’t stop them from ripping off Krypto the Superdog.
8:00- Didn’t something similar like this happened to you and other TGWTG contributors in “Suburban Knights?”
8:54- This is like the movie prequel comics that I read, but the way they do it here is (that’s right) stupid.
11:31- I would actually watch that, because I know that it’s a comedy.
The giant cockroach reminds me of the one in “Men in Black,” but kid friendly.
I hear of Pro Stars from a reply to my comment for your NFL Superpro review, because I was talking about spin-off characters like NBA Superpro, NHL Superpro, and WWF Superpro. Good thing I never saw this show when it was around, but we have YouTube these days.
24:42- GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE!
25:58- The only one I can think of for the moments is “Everybody’s got aids and $h!t.”
o_O…Mightily…Murdered…Pow er…Ringers? …Um,…good luck on…um. …>=O I MEAN, WTF!?!?!?!?!?
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08.15.2011 - 22:36 | RetroFan88
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08.16.2011 - 15:11 | ladydiskette
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08.16.2011 - 17:09 | pinky75910
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08.17.2011 - 13:47 | ladydiskette
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08.17.2011 - 15:58 | SpeedyEric
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08.15.2011 - 22:50 | Draggonslayer26I never watched any of these NBC cartoon shows and now im glad i didnt my fav shows like linkara where digiemon and power rangers yea! has anyone onehre watcher power rangers samuria it was made my nickiliod sorry for typeo it can't be good
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08.16.2011 - 02:24 | Bayonetta
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08.16.2011 - 07:03 | ladydiskette
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08.19.2011 - 07:15 | QuestionTheMajority
As a kid who watched all of the different networks' lineups, I can say from experience that the NBC Saturday Morning lineup was indeed terrible. Oddly enough, though, Spacecats was the one diamond in the rough. The comic here doesn't do it justice. It was very self-aware and constantly made jokes about the corners often cut in childrens' animation as well as in their own show. In the episode this comic comes from, one of them even points out that anthropomorphic cats dressed in archaeologist gear is a stupid idea and the team leader points out that it will work because they're in a kid's show and villains in shows like that are always pointlessly stupid.
I really wish that show had lasted.
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08.15.2011 - 22:50 | Crossover Princess
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08.16.2011 - 17:10 | pinky75910
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08.19.2011 - 07:16 | QuestionTheMajority
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I don't know if it just goes against how you do things, but have you ever considered reviewing comics you think are good? Just to clarify, I love all of your reviews, when I check for new videos, yours are the first I look for, but being a critc can mean you review something good or even okay once in a while. And you don't have to do it serious either. I love to read,regular novels and graphic novels, but every once in a while I find something about a book that just cracks me up,irritates me, or makes so little sense that it takes me out of the story and even sours the mood a little. What I'm saying is maybe doing a review of a good comic with slight defaults, instead of constantly going to the bottom of the barrel. Just a friendly inquiry.
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08.15.2011 - 22:57 | SlyDante
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08.16.2011 - 17:11 | pinky75910
Linkara has already said that 'Atop the Fourth Wall' is where bad comics burn. He's had rare moments where he has recommended good comics, but he feels reviewing good comics would be boring because he wouldn't have anything to say about them other than they're good.
And he has reviewed comics that are low on the suckage meter and aren't that bad.
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08.15.2011 - 22:55 | SlyDante
- The '80s & '90s did indeed have this weird trend of giving cartoons to basically any celebrity who wanted one...Honestly, after M.C. Hammer, Rosanne Barr, Rick Moranis, Kid 'N Play, Hulk Hogan, & of course, New Kids on The Block, among several others, ProStars probably comes off as one of the SANER ideas.
...Relatively speaking, of course. It's still incredibly FUBAR.
- Okay, if the laser bat is like a bat that becomes lined with lasers like barbed wire, that kind of makes sense. But a bat that SHOOTS lasers?...Then yeah, I'm with you on this one.
- Wait, do you actually remember Spider-Man Unlimited? I never saw it, but heard it had a bad reputation...Is it really as bad as it sounds?
- Honestly, the chairlift in the mall beat out the laser bat for me when it came to stupidity. I mean...WHY???
Anyhow, another stellar review! Can't wait for next week! 8D
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08.16.2011 - 17:13 | pinky75910
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08.19.2011 - 07:17 | QuestionTheMajority
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I was watching that video and i rigured i would put this here since there are afew full pages on that on i think i know how his daughter died maybe she got to missing and worrying about dad and wondered off when the citystarted to shake... just my theory
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08.15.2011 - 23:07 | Impetuously Insane
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08.16.2011 - 01:43 | EvilAshTwinIts ok, it was from Casper the movie, so not many people probably saw it.
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08.15.2011 - 23:12 | Cheshire Kitten
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08.16.2011 - 01:22 | mehjaYes, Makeover Fairy P.I. can only be an improvement to these shows.
Nice to see that not every crap gets exported to Europe. I can't remember ever hearing of any of these shows. Even 90's Kid would be ashamed of this crap (... he would make a good Fairy P.I. sidekick)
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08.15.2011 - 23:27 | TheDVDGrouch
We were a very lucky generation when it came to Saturday morning cartoons. Kids WB & Fox kids were good to us and now look at them. Fox no longer has a kids block of shows anytime anymore & the WB I cant even say for sure what happened to them.
I would blame the internet and the 24 hour cartoon networks but you see how that could be considered a tad hypocritically.
Wow now I feel old. Great review
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08.16.2011 - 03:39 | Moreno XOr maybe we were too lucky yet we were the unfortunate type of crowd who enjoyed the Saturday morning programs from Fox Kids and Kids' WB who then got screwed by the idiots who, even in their prime moments of successes of their respective shows, thinks we give them enough recognition to keep our favorite shows on the air and are needed to be replaced by some lame shows they come up or being cancelled 'cause none of us no longer watches them (rriggghhttt; the obvious reason of why Warner Bros. believes we don't like Animaniacs which it tells me they're denying of the fanbase Animaniacs help built in the 90s and they're were big and popular). Then again, we can't rely on repeated airings of the same shows' episodes to keep the viewers watch the networks weekly/daily.
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08.16.2011 - 05:58 | HanSK
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08.16.2011 - 17:14 | pinky75910
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This makes you feel old? Stating that you didn't watch the main networks but Fox and WB make me feel old, as I never watched their Saturday morning cartoons, as neither network existed when I was a kid; hell, the WB didn't start until I was in college. There were some shows I remember fondly; the Real Ghostbusters in particular comes to mind; but I haven't watched any of the Saturday morning ones as an adult and so have no idea if they hold up.
The celebrity shows I think started with Mr. T and the T Force, but the other big thing in 80s cartoons were cartoon versions of hit TV shows that always added some sci-fi or fantasy element (unless the show was already sci-fi or fantasy, like Mork and Mindy). Shows like the Punky Brewster cartoon, where she befriended a weird magical teddy-bear-like thing, or the Happy Days cartoon, where Fonzie, Richie and some of the others got lost in time. There were also many movie-based cartoons, like the aforementioned Real Ghostbusters, pretty much all based on sci-fi or fantasy comedies.
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08.15.2011 - 23:32 | iamnotincompliance
Wouldn't want to forget "The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries" now would we? Granny as a world famous detective who could solve your every mystery in half an hour?
Yes, I liked that show. DON'T JUDGE ME!
Actually, I was more partial to the CBS and ABC lineups myself, by which I mostly mean "Garfield and Friends", "Sonic the Hedgehog", and "The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show". I don't even remember NBC having a Saturday lineup, and having watched this video, I'm glad I don't remember.
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08.16.2011 - 00:14 | quadrupletreeNBC was one of the first major networks to abandon the Saturday morning cartoon block. In retrospect, NBC's lineup during the 80s paled in comparison to CBS and ABC, but they did have some good programming during my youth, like The Smurfs, Gummi Bears before it moved to ABC, and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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08.16.2011 - 03:40 | Moreno XDon't worry, I like The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries and it was a good show.
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08.16.2011 - 06:51 | SlyDante
Kind of odd that Linkara's list of spin-off detective shows didn't have any other cartoons in it. For that matter, his knowledge of those kinds of shows (even ones I haven't heard of) is almost eerie...o_O
And yeah, I liked The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries as well, at least when I was a kid. Of course, being in the same company as Animaniacs & Freakazoid helped a bit.
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08.16.2011 - 17:17 | pinky75910
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08.16.2011 - 00:44 | HankManHa! I was 4 years old when NBC Saturday morning line-up was canceled. I don't feel old at all!
3:43 Nobody likes you Culkin
8:15 He lost is superpowers in the comic almost as fast as he lost his charm in real life
11:53 That was actually a pretty good impression Linkara
12:32 considering the mother apparently left her child unattended near a chair lift, these probably are the laziest people on the planet.
14:48 NOBODY LIKES YOU CULKIN!
21:37 Dr Cox announced that joke Dead On Arrival
24:07 Okay ummm... This comic looks like a total cat-tastrophy? I've got a bad feline about this?
25:58 I would, but I didn't know she was in Showgirls till you just told me.
26:58 Hooray!
Good luck with Next week's review Linkara. Something tells me you'll need it >)
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08.15.2011 - 23:54 | Relaxo
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08.15.2011 - 23:39 | Foxzet
Hehe, looks like I watched a lot of your favorites when I was a kid as well: Batman, Spider-Man, Pokemon, and of course my all-time favorite, Digimon(Yay that you used the 2nd season title card ^^)
Speaking of, you should really review a Digimon comic some day(I know those existed, at least here in Finland. I'm not sure if it was originally manga, but here it was released in comic book form). And if you want any recommendations, well... Just review any Digimon Tamers comic, they all suck just like the series. I don't care what JesuOtaku says, I still hate Tamers for ruining my childhood and creating Renamon...
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08.15.2011 - 23:43 | Archane
Mightly Murdered Power Ringers...
The Yellow ranger has her brain showing...
The pink Ranger is in doggy style while the red Ranger is stepping on her head and the blue ranger behind a money bag which apparently belongs to the green ranger...
Is that a knife sticking in the title...
What the hell...
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08.16.2011 - 04:47 | Kaibaman
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08.16.2011 - 06:42 | Archane
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08.16.2011 - 08:29 | Drake666
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08.17.2011 - 08:02 | JoeCat
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08.16.2011 - 11:23 | JimmydelaKopin
From what I understand, it's a comic by Don Chin, who was a spoof publisher in the 90's. His company, Parody Press, also spoofed a number of Valiant and Image titles and made an elaborate spoof of the Death and Return of Superman.
How would I know that? Well...someone had to send in that book, heh heh heh...
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08.17.2011 - 01:58 | Semudara
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08.15.2011 - 23:46 | YouAskedForItThe Wish Kid only gets 1 wish a week.
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08.16.2011 - 11:22 | trlkly
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08.16.2011 - 20:31 | YouAskedForItYeah IDK. The show was mainly a 'be careful what you wish for' kind of story, where he learned the adverse effects of every wish he made. It probably would have turned out bad.
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08.17.2011 - 01:59 | Semudara
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08.15.2011 - 23:54 | Sl0th
It's moments like this when I start to question just how I spent my youth.
I remember all of the shows featured in that comic book as comics (I do not, however, remember the jean model interview show... So at least there's that.) I didn't watch enough to remember anything beyond the premises about the show... But I do vaguely remember their theme songs. Once again, my brain proves to be able to remember music for inane intellectual property decades after they cease to exist.
Of the ones featured, that Pro Stars show is the one I remember slightly more so than the rest. But I think that wasn't because I thought it was any good. I think it was because even when my age numbered in the single digits, I thought the idea of three horribly animated sports stars spending their off hours as super heroes was just beyond stupid. It was something akin to watching a train wreck. I didn't want to watch, but I couldn't look away from the carnage. And for some reason, Bo Jackson's propensity for referring to himself in the third person has stuck with me beyond any other aspect of the show, to the point where that's the first place my mind goes when I hear him mentioned.
Don't get me wrong. I liked a lot of shows growing up that, with benefit of hindsight, the most charitable thing I can say for them now is that they were moderately well-constructed commercials for toy lines. But NBC seemed to corner the market on just utter dreck.
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08.15.2011 - 23:50 | Archedgar
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08.15.2011 - 23:52 | honestiago
A teaser comic, huh? I don't like teases that won't let me finish the storyline. Then they make you watch their stupid television show or buy them a diamond tiara and then, finally, you can finish... or not. Fucking teases.
Makeover Fairy, PI? Hell, yeah! I would watch that show every day of my life.
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08.16.2011 - 00:08 | quadrupletreeYour feeling old talking about 90s era Saturday morning cartoon blocks makes me feel REALLY old for the fact that I remember 80s era Saturday morning cartoon blocks.
And at about 25:40...is that supposed to be Screech?! He looks more like Butt-Head. Or like he got himself really wasted before meeting up with Zach and Slater.
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08.16.2011 - 03:54 | Moreno XAs much as the 80s and 90s programming was really were a weird era in many ways, they were, after all, the shows that we can figure that the people in charge of these shows (great shows like Animaniacs and Batman: TAS) really showed they cared and worked hard to present the best quality the can. The majority of viewing compared to today's really is debatable when we - my generation - says today's cartoons and shows sucks while today's generation says our cartoons and shows sucks. After looking at the middle of the argument of this subject, I can say we're all equal and do share similarity with the exception that we didn't have the internet back in our day, and this generation is very lucky to have grown up in this era where they can spend searching on these things. Who knows. Eventually, when the next generation arises and have their shares of programing, today's generation are gonna be in our shoes complaining the same thing and the next. And less we forget, the generations before ours probably went through the same road. Ironic, doesn't it?
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(Messaged received and saved from Temporal Time Displacement. Coded 2017, November, 17)
The Entity, The Entity, The Entity...it came. None are safe. All are lost. Our great Linkara...are only chance. Dead. Quickly eliminated by IT.
Must try and warn those. Found Poyo in the wreckage, with the other bodies. Barely alive. Says there's hope to warn them. Warn the past.
The Entity. No explanation. Horror, only horror. Madness. Mind, weeping, brain, writhering. Blood everywhere, pooling across pavements and earth like soft red rain. I think I'm alone....it KNOWS I'm alone.
Last viable generator. Enough energy, for one last message. Oh Linkara...The Entity is not what you thought. It's many eyes and maws, gaping forever, screaming across the dimensions. All must be used to save us. ALL!!
You cannot fight it alone. Please, you must not.
Fight with all your allies. Let no talent go unused. Energy fading. Mind dimming...Poyo saying time slipstream will open soon, only one shot at this.
It is coming...It has found me. I hear the laughter. The laughter. The laughter. The laughter. The laughter. The laughter. The
(Message Corrupted beyond repair past this point)
*note: This was all just for fun, and in no way reflects the awesome work Linkara has been doing with the Entity story. Just thought it would be fun to get involved as a fan :)*
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08.16.2011 - 00:36 | redhairsword
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08.16.2011 - 09:18 | ThatLong-HairedCreepyGuy
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08.16.2011 - 00:15 | YourMovieGuide
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08.16.2011 - 00:17 | EvilTonWhy the hell does the indigenous Brazilian kid have a Mexican name?
Furthermore, last time I checked, "buon" is indeed a real word. IN ITALIAN!
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08.16.2011 - 00:24 | raven111
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08.16.2011 - 00:23 | 0hai
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08.17.2011 - 17:13 | Dragon_NexusActually, you did have something in your eye. It says Mightily Murdered Power RINGERS.
Even weirder o___0
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08.18.2011 - 05:00 | PLAIt's very apropos."Ringer" means similar. As in a ring going back to the start.
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08.16.2011 - 00:24 | TrencherThis video has a couple of laughs but its funnier when you go after modern comics and not cartoons and psa's.
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08.16.2011 - 00:28 | koudama
must...be..before..jackas s mask