Asthma Monster? Really -_-

Oh shit, that glitch at the ending credits freaked me out. I am not going to lie, it really brought back memories of when I first watched "The Ring" and how the video would glitch and static like that. *shudder*

"I am always watching."

Now if you excuse me I am going to be spending the next week or so hiding in my closet with a cross, a knife, and my teddy bear because I am not going to go down without a fight if The Enity finds me. *starts saying the Lord's Prayer*





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Ahhhhhhhhhhh SOMEONE IS IN THE CLOSET WITH ME! XP

I'd say. I,mean, it's okay to educate child about the effects of certain dieases. But, this is going way overboard.

I'm always watching

yes unfortunately

I also love “Captain America: The First Avenger.” It is a good contender for best movie I’ve seen yet in 2011 right next to “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.”

The shadowy minion in the middle on the cover looks like he’s sporting the Wolverine hair-do.
14:45- o_0 THAT’S the Wolverine wannabe?

4:14- Aw Crap, it’s the Reb Brown Captain America. Now I’m worried if the Asthma Monster will be called a mad dog killer.
10:48- Damn it, comic, just stop. You, and the TV movies, are not made by Marvel Studios.
17:58- Well, Cap wasn’t with The Avengers or fighting terrorists, but fighting regular crime like countless other superheroes. I wouldn’t be surprised if what you said was true.

5:13- It probably has something to do with no guns in PSA comics unless it’s about gun violence.

7:25- This is about as subtle as Batman and Robin appearing at an auction in a neon lit botanical garden for the Wayne Diamonds where Batman uses a Bat Credit Card. …Wait, what?

10:26- This makes the aging compound from the 2nd TV movie seem more plausible.

12:55- In the words of Fatso from the Casper movie, “This sucks.”

Your shouting of “NO” is just like the one Lupa gave in the end of her “Sleepy Hollow High” review. I also hate ending where the makers of the story just gave up, like the one to “Skyline,” and no, I can’t stop talking about the suckage of “Skyline.”

18:26- …And shout “I AM A HEALTHY MAN!!!”

Really? Transformers is a contender for best film you've seen this year? Perhaps you should see more movies.

I have. I picked Transformers 3 as one of my favorite films of the year so far because it brought back alot of nostalgic memories of the original Generation 1 series.

doesn't mean it was a good movie, man.

It's a little something called...

OPINION!

Hi, I'm X, and I'm here to tell you about, opinions!

Opinions are ideas and concepts based on your own personal views of various events, concepts, or even movies, videogames, etcetera.

Opinions are also personal and unique, while it is possible that a person shares an opinion with someone else, everyone will have different opinions on differing subjects.

For example, YOU didn't like Transformers 3, a lot of people didn't, but HE did, and that's his opinion.

So next time you see a statement you don't agree on, remember, That's your opinion! now have a sandwich and chill the f*ck out :D

Thanks, X. Here another opinion of mine: I actually like "RoboCop 3." True story.

Till all are one.

Hi X. I have a couple of quick questions.

Where was anyone acting in such a way that they needed to "chill out"?

Is it okay for people, who are of the "opinion" that Transformers are bad films, to express that "opinion" in a non-hostile manner?

If a person doesn't wish to have their "opinion" challenged, should they refrain from publicly stating their "opinions" in a public forum, such as message boards or comment sections?

well If you're gonna challenge his opinion, then do it with rational and valid foundations, rather than just "watch more movies"

EXAMPLE:

"I like (show)"

If you dislike (show), and you want to express your own opinion, you answer like this:

"I don't like (show) Because of [reason A], [reason B] and [Reason C]

It's called "reasoning".

Oh, and "You should see more movies" Kind of qualifies as a personal attack, since you're trying to undermine his personal opinion with "expertise"

But, hey, I'm a reasonable guy, If I took your comment a little too aggressively, I apologize.

Bottom line: When someone says something you don't agree on, answer with good reasons, or just don't answer!

CLASS DISMISSED.

*note: I didn't like transformers 3 either :P

Captain America:
Yes kids, I used to have asthma. But it was cured when I became Captain America.

Kids:
So you can cure our asthma?

Captain America:
Haha! No. The doctor who invented the cure died shortly after the invention of the "Psych, Hitler."

Kids:
Aw, nuts.

I hate psa comics they take our childhood idols and turn them in to idiots, but for once it sisnt spider men so atleat thats good lol

I don't know what is creepier, The Enitity, or Linkara's little smirk after he says "PSA Hell".....

yeah... I love the psa thing but... this one... aaaarr... have seen bether... XD

Hmmm, never heard that in Capt. America's origin story. But it kinda makes sense to me, seeing how Steve Rogers was described as someone who would be turned down at the Army physicals and not be allowed to go overseas and fight, I am sure if he did have asthma it would be one of those deterrents.


Although I am not really a expert on this sort of thing, I think having asthma back then would prevent you from being drafted into the army I take it?

I know there are some medical conditions that Army Personnels take into consideration as disqualification for being drafted seeing how I remember my mother telling me that my grandpa was one of those people that couldn't join for having flat-feet and a inner ear infection, but I just wondered if back in those day asthma would have been one of those medical conditions that would count

since u just gave us the run down of the frist run no real point to do the frist one lol

i suppose he didn't called the avengers just because if you need help to defeat a villain like this one, then you should re-consider being a superhero...

Is it just me, or in the credits, was there a small glitch? Like a flicker.
And am I the only one who thinks this is a sign that the Entity is starting to get loose perchance?

OMG, The Entity is trying to destroy the show. :O

I'm gonna say this again, the Entity just makes me think so much about SHODAN from System Shock...

SHODAN: L l l l look at y you Reviewer, pppanting and sweating as you s s spew bile at the works of Mark Miller. Hoooooowww can you challenge a p pefect, immortal machine?

Linkara: You may be a stuttering AI with a God complex and Dominatrix personality, but me, AH AHM A MAYN!!! *BAM*

I'm going to repeat myself as well.

So far the entity (specifically the laugh) reminds me of Emperor Percival Tachyon from Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction.

Listen to the laugh. It sounds like an electrified version of Percival if he were stoned.

Nah, the Entity is obviously the Slender Man.

We are all fucked.

But yeah, that glitch at the end made me jump. Good review, on the whole.

Most definitely Slendy.

Frank Miller. Not Mark Millar. Although Linkara should do "Kick-Ass." That comic was pretty terrible. Movie was quite awesome, though.

*throws holy water on her computer* BACK BACK YOU DEMON FROM THE COSMIC NETHERWORLD BACK! D8

If you pause it when it happens, it says, "I'm always watching" it kind of freaked me out.

[q]If you pause it when it happens it says, "I am always watching" it kind of freaked me out[/q]


You are quicker with your mouse than I am because I tried to do that too and kept missing it. Excellent work :)

Dude, nice catch! I just thought it was a glitch, didn't know it actually said something....good lord Linkara, you're in the wrong business. You should be writing horror movies instead, cause that's 100% freaky!

...But please keep reviewing comics. Always enjoyed and loved

I find this totally plausible as I remember being immune to choking in karate class as a kid because I couldn't breathe right anyway.
HAHA YOU CANNOT MAKE ME NOT BREATHE, I ALREADY CAN'T!

You forgot to mention "Make twin clones of Hitler" and "Kill everyone on earth and replace them with clones" but other than that good review and remember, he is coming. Also what were the other stupid plans again? There have been so many I've lost count.

I was sad that he mentioned Doctor Doom's "have Magneto flood the world" plan instead of Doctor Doom's "absorb the knowledge from schoolchildren" plan, which is far sillier. XD

Whenever I see the title I always picture how bad it could get, then I see the review and its always a lot worse.

Asthma monster is truly more fearsome then rock n roll

Great review as always.

*Facepalms* wow, this comic's idiotic. It does have some good PSA information, but the storyline was just so silly...great review.
Oh, and I think the Entity is trying to hijack your credits. You might wanna get that checked. ;)

The reason why Captain America did not call the police or anyone useful for help is obviously because he knows that if he gave anyone the idea that he needed back up against the Asthma Monster, he would be the laughing stock of the Avengers. He'd never live it down.

Captain America didn't call The Avengers because he knew they would just laugh at him.

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

I feel almost offended because I have asthma. Imagine a nerd who has asthma, shocking.

As an asthmatic I feel offended and or prejudiced.

Great review.....I have the strangest feeling I'm being watched.

It always feels like somebody's watching me.

And I have no privacy.

...Wow. The whole premise of this comic is so ridiculous. Granted, I wasn't very old when it was published but I can't remember having asthma being nearly on the level of AIDS in terms of it being something that causes shame and discrimination for having it.

When the video glitches in the credits, pause it.
Mind will be blown.

Man, you're always watching, aren't you?

"Do you think the A on my head stands for ALLERGIES?"

Wouldn't it be better if the villains weren't asthma-themed, instead they just have an asthma-inflicting gas to help them rob banks or invade Earth or whatever? And Cap interferes with their deeds so they hit him with the gas and he's forced to retreat. Initially he wouldn't know what happened to him, and he might even try to hide it out of shame. But then some asthmatic kids recognize the symptoms and convince Cap to get medical help, and as a result he recovers enough strength to stop the badguys. Then I guess the gas wears off or something, the end.

Genious!!!

Indeed, you ought to write comics!

If Hell really were PSA comics as reviewed by Linkara, I'd gladly go!

Wow, what a wasted opportunity by the writers. Should have been the "Asthmonster"!

You forgot the twin hitlers in your list.

I actually REMEMBER reading this when I first started going my allergist. O_O;

And yeah, I have to agree the psa portion was good but oh god that plot was just horrible.

They didn't have to disregard their own continuity to get a happy ending. All they had to do was send The Asthma Monster back to prison and have all the suffering he goes through in it make him realize that making everyone like him is not worth it so he will decide to just take his medication and live a normal life after he gets out. It wouldn't be as happy but it would make sense.

I'd just profered he choked to death if his Asthma was that bad he needed a mask to breath!

Cewl review as always!

5:00 You gotta like the foreshadowing here that Disney would one day buy out Marvel with that little goblin thing wearing a Micky Mouse T-shirt!

10:40 That's one creepy looking rape-face on Capt. there in his pedo-van!

So you do own the 1st comic in this PSA series? Or, were those pages scans from online?

I'd really like to see you do a PSAHell review of the Captain America Vs. Drugs comic. I think there are 2 actually but not sure! I've seen like 2-3 different covers and I don't kno if they're different comics or varriant covers!

I didn't know about Capt's Asthma, but I'd figure his Polio was what was keeping him out of the army in WW2!

Oh crap ... ok congrats linkara I'm actualy scared by one of your villans (not that Vice and Mechakara weren't scary but I regarded them more with a they're cool attitude than a they're scary atttitude). Can't wat to see the end of the entity story. Got a few ideeas about what could happen but I'm saving them for myself.
Anyway keep up the good reviews.

I read this when I was a kid, and my tastes hadn't refined as they have over the years...and even I thought this was stupid.

Hey! He got that helmet from REB BROWN, I'll have you know!