Barbi Twins Adventures #1
Written by Linkara Monday, 04 July 2011 22:48
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07.04.2011 - 22:53 | MechaDon1980
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07.05.2011 - 01:34 | KingNothing
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07.05.2011 - 21:31 | KouTheMad
this is off topic, and i apologize, but that picture you have KingNothing is freaking hilarious.
now to respond to your message, so i'm not %100 off topic.
7:57
sounds about right, granted i'm not sure what your talking about
21:04 no idea who that is.....guess my comment other then your pic was pointless.
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07.10.2011 - 19:58 | MisterGunpowder
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07.06.2011 - 08:04 | veddabredda
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07.05.2011 - 03:32 | ladydiskette
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07.04.2011 - 22:56 | Bullderdash
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07.04.2011 - 23:03 | SpeedyEric
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07.04.2011 - 23:02 | SpeedyEric
1:08- Yeah, I hate the Athena comic, too, especially when we see pointless crap like THIS.
In speaking of Playboy, I hope there isn’t a comic out there (be it mainstream or fan-fiction) based of the ladies from “The Girls Next Door.”
4:52- I was thinking the same thing. These ladies are harder to tell apart than The Olsen Twins.
Awesome Beast Wars joke. I recently got the first season on DVD.
12:31- And the award for stupidest comic to ever be made in the history of all mankind goes to…
I agree that you gotta love the arm blades. They even look cool on the Predators from the first AVP movie.
21:47- Well said, Captain Sisko.
Harvey! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !
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07.05.2011 - 00:33 | BooRat
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07.04.2011 - 23:24 | DarkAngryWolf
Oh no! The Entity took Harvey! I hope he's ok... wait... I know his plan! He wants to make a dance club, that's why he took Ninja Style Dancer and Harvey Finevoice first!
All kidding aside, the review was great. I agree about the wrist blades, though I think they're cooler has an Assassin's Creed-type hidden blade.
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07.04.2011 - 23:30 | 0hai
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07.04.2011 - 23:40 | Bronyhub
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07.04.2011 - 23:49 | SaphirePenLightOn his blog somewhere he responded to a comment asking him that. Apparently, Liz is a fan, and he thus has seen a lot of the show, but isn't too much of a fan himself.
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07.04.2011 - 23:47 | SaphirePenLightLinkara, I admire your feminist stance, and I am dismayed by the fact that some people use it as a way to insult you and make incorrect assumptions. Wow, a guy who doesn't think women are sex objects? There must be something wrong with him, its not that he, you know, respects women.
And this comic seems painfu. These characters aren't even characters, they're just bland stereotypes.
And ohhh! Plot. But please, not Harvey!
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07.05.2011 - 19:38 | Marshmallowcreampie
Agreed. It's not like he's anti-sexy or anything, he just acknowledges that throwing in sexuality for the sole purpose of sexuality is pretty stupid, especially in certain situations. A superheroine having a skin tight suit is one thing, even showing some cleavage isn't that bad. But giving them super high heels, thongs, and showing the majority of the cleavage (as in, barely covers the nipples) is just ridiculous for battle outfits.
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07.05.2011 - 00:06 | KenxKao
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07.05.2011 - 00:07 | Loony
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07.05.2011 - 00:12 | blackshadow"cough" "cough" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A FUCKIN BARBI COMIC FUCK!!!!!
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07.05.2011 - 01:12 | LikaLaruku
Lol, the look on your face in that title card....
3:40 Jesus, their heads are HUGE. That or a major perspective fail.
Is anyone else having this problem; the lipsync is a little off, or is it just Blip lag? There's also some kind of a thumbprint glitch going on when the camera zooms in or out on a comic panel.
Blodryed = Blood red or Blow dried?
Bimbos in Space or Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes. It's also making me think of this one bad comic where She-Dragon spends most of the comic running around naked.
This is like a horribly written Totally Spies fanfic written by someone who thinks Paris Hilton is the epiphany of femininity.
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12.16.2011 - 09:11 | RokuroCarisu
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07.05.2011 - 00:14 | RhysduxHarvey Finevoice v. the Entity was about a billion times more entertaining, more suspenseful and better at canon continuity than the entire comic.
But the sporking was great! Well done, Linkara!
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07.05.2011 - 00:27 | Kimarous
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07.05.2011 - 00:34 | honestiago
Another story in which the spies are ditzy models, and where the concept actually works, is Zoolander. *gives the computer 'The Look'*
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere"... damn, the Barbie Song is really creepy. When I close my eyes while listening to it, I see heavily made up, scantily clad women (accompanied by Ben Stiller) chasing me down a dark alley. It's horrible... actually no, no it isn't. *closes eyes*
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Feminism? Oh, when will you humans learn that you all are equally infurior to Machines!
Wow! Great and Funny review! I actually came into this review thinking this was about the dolls too. I didn't know about there actually being real Barbi Twins.
You know this comic or the leads in it reminds me of a dumb blond joke. It goes a little sometihng like this, "A blond wanted to kill her self so she bought a gun. She went into her bedroom and setd down on her bed and put the gun up to her chest, but thought, 'Oh no I can't shoot myself in the chest. I spent too much on my boob job.' So, she then aimed the gun at her head, but then thought, 'Oh no I can't shoot myself in the face I spent too much on plastic surgery and I just had my hair done and I want an open casket.' So, she put the gun up to her ear hoping to shoot threw her eardrum and not effecting the appearince of her head. But, again she thought, 'Oh no this'll be really loud.' So, she put one of her fingers in her other ear and pulled the trigger and blew her finger off!"
That wa probaly funnier than the entirity of that comic and it's jokes.
I do like the credit art that was done you you as a Hugh Hefner style character.
So, I got one question for you Linkara. Will you read and review a comic of that Razor character if one excist(I don't know if one does but from that cover comment it sounds like she's from another series or has her own title omewhere)?
Dammit I got Barbi Girl stuck in my head now!!!
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07.05.2011 - 00:44 | sutakaiba
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07.05.2011 - 00:47 | Deimos1984rd
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07.05.2011 - 00:48 | Tal
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07.05.2011 - 00:54 | DylanS
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07.05.2011 - 00:56 | writrzblok
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07.05.2011 - 13:42 | hsin
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07.05.2011 - 01:04 | TrencherThe artwork especally the painted ones were great. Still pretty bad comic heh heh heh.
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07.05.2011 - 01:12 | RageAnaThis thing has one thing in common with my favorite comic series. The wrist blades.
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07.05.2011 - 01:13 | Moon Spirit
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07.05.2011 - 01:14 | Chuck Draug
About feminism, you know the funny thing? You could teach a thing or two in Spain about what real feminism is. Some people think dick-o-phobia is femenisim in this country... And I agree with you: there's nothing bad with a character's sexuality, but at least give them a strong personality, some development, not make them some stupid manequin.
And that's how these twins are portraited as here: manequins. Walking, flesh manequins. There's nothing interesting with them, they make "beauty jokes" that are not funny and the two stories shown are dull.
Also: wrist blades FTW... as long as they are used with some sense and logic, this Razor character at least seems to fit better as some superheroine or vigilante rather than those bimbos...
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07.05.2011 - 19:53 | 9anseanCouldn't agree more. This comic was just pitiful. These characters aren't even so over the top in there sterotypical bimbo personas that they reach Showgirls leval of self-parody.
What's even more depressing (I'm writing here because I googled these words and no else seems to have mentioned this so far) is that real life the Barbi Twins both had eating disorders. So the comic shows us terrifying images of them as fat or old or ugly, but not severly thin. Because that's not the sort of thing a pair bubbly blode babes should evvvvveeeer worry about! Way to give us a whole new level of discomfert comic. Who the hell published this anyway?
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07.05.2011 - 01:16 | Happenstance
I can't believe anyone in their right mind would expect us to get hyped up for characters that bump into glass walls and are concerned about broken nails while they're falling to their deaths. How depressing. :(
IT'S JUST SO BAD AJLDKAJLA;AJFD'LS
I gotta admit, though, a watch that can be a laser and a flamethrower at the same time is incredibly badass.
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07.05.2011 - 05:09 | pinky75910
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07.05.2011 - 01:17 | clericofthesun
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07.05.2011 - 01:17 | TMS414Did anyone else notice that in practically every panel they were calling each other by name? Were they doing that for the benefit of the reader, or because they're so stupid they forget who is who so they have to call each other by name every time they talk to each other so they don't forget? I got a headache from that comic, and I wasn't even reading it!
Nooooo, not Harvey! Take '90s Kid instead!
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07.05.2011 - 01:32 | Zydrate
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07.05.2011 - 01:26 | SSH
why are you reviewing this a week early? You lost your issue of Eminem and the Punisher #2(on purpose perhaps)
I totally agree, and what irks me most about people who do feminism based on the subject that it's just playing female empowerment, there's a difference between a female being empowered and the girl being the B word(like the oldest sister on step-by-step) but most of their when my other pet peeves is invincible clothing just because they're women. But that's beside the point now I'm going to look at the review: so if you constantly dye your hair blond for years it that your brain cells, that explains so much. Or female two face could try building in a Hatch to open the bottom of the helicopter and dropping the two twins, although I don't know why you don't just already do that moment that you reveal your secret evil intent, and not having the limo door screen. I will answer two questions, first question why does the supermodel need a gun, stalkers. Second question where do you get the ability to have one of these types a gun, answer Dr. Inseinoh(where I might have misspelled this) industries where we make the craziest inventions. Wait a minute there boss's DJ, but they are Playboy bunnies shouldn't there boss be Hugh Hefner?(It would make the plot make a little bit more sent, granted its still has no knowledge of elegance but that's beside the point.
This kind makes me ask 4 questions, why why why, do we ever see razorclaw in her own comic book series because she's cool and she has superpowers, and is incredibly awesome.
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07.05.2011 - 17:41 | Linkara
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It's good to know there's not a second Eminem/The Punisher. I can only take so much stupid in one sitting :p. They also didn't exactly leave each other on good terms.
Slightly off topic:
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I've fallen a bit behind on the AT4W side story. Are there any plans for a recap video to help us catch up with the story?
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07.06.2011 - 17:35 | SSH
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07.05.2011 - 01:28 | JustPhil
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07.05.2011 - 01:29 | FullofQuestions
This comic really looks horrible, I just wanted to make you some hot chocolate the more insight we got into how bad this comic was.
My only complaint with this review: I'm not a fan of the "Barbie Girl" song. But hey, that's just me.
And to the message on feminism: amen! I wish more people knew this.