Ultimate Warrior's Workout
Written by Linkara Monday, 09 May 2011 17:19
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05.09.2011 - 18:01 | LevelUpLeo
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TitleCard!Linkara is so cute! :D
And squeeeee! Linkara and Dr. Insano finally meet again, I was wondering when Insano was going to find out that he stole Neutro. I can't wait to see what happens next. And what most importantly is so dangerous that it must rely on the alliance of two arch-nemesises to stop it!!?!?!?
I can't wait to find out! *all giddy with excitement*
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05.09.2011 - 19:07 | REVIEWER RICK
13:31 ... Sargent Slaughter! It's been forever since I have seen him around.
Great review of a fairly obscure comic =-)
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05.09.2011 - 20:39 | JRodHacker
FORGET THAT! Here's a better question. Based on the explanation Linkara gave, Warrior thinks that a kitchen sink is heavier than a rock the same size as a adult human!
How can a sink weigh more than a rock the size of an full grown adult! Also, it looked like if it were a person, then it was a somewhat husky person. CLEARLY THE ROCK WAS HEAVIER!
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05.10.2011 - 00:49 | PLA"Rock" isn't specific enough to say for sure. That said, sinks aren't usually very heavy.
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05.11.2011 - 03:13 | trlkly
Maybe he's counting the fact that he had to rip it from the wall?
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Hee hee... so... that Linkara has this CD that he got from his future self that he got from himself. Yikes!
The Ultimate Warrior is insane. I wonder what happened to him nowadays?
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05.09.2011 - 22:21 | rowdycmoore
He legally changed his name to "Warrior" and appears on news talk shows making anti-gay, ultra right-wing statements. I am not kidding.
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05.10.2011 - 03:18 | dennett316
"Queering don 't make the world work".....the man is out of his mind.
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05.09.2011 - 23:29 | mumbls
the necklace from "somewhere in time," anyone?
i.e. he got a CD from his future self that he then needs to give to his past self when he becomes said future-self to give back to his present self who is then his past self in time to finish this review, but i'm surprised that he even remem---*brain explodes*
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He's a normal business person. Really He's completely normal. He has a site where you can talk to him about his old days but from the looks of some of his videos nowadays he seems to be quite sane.
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05.11.2011 - 03:15 | trlklyThe CD thing has got to be a Doctor Who reference, when the Doctor gives his past self a Sonic Screwdriver.
Linkara doesn't usually do origination paradoxes.
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05.09.2011 - 18:12 | Solar1993No Table can hold down the spirit of the warrior. ARRRGHHHH
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05.09.2011 - 18:16 | PlayMp1
Man, how the hell did Ultimate Warrior get picked up for a comic other than the miniseries failure he originally got? And particularly from an apparently good company...
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05.19.2011 - 17:30 | CabbageboyValiant was merely starting out at that point and doing wacky WWF books and Nintendo comics. Eventually Jim Shooter plotted their superhero line and the company became the ultimate fanboy wet dream until the market collapsed and Acclaim ran it into the ground.
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05.09.2011 - 18:17 | Suan19
nice review
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05.09.2011 - 18:18 | HobbsGreat review as always Linkara
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05.09.2011 - 18:24 | TimzorIt's great to see Dr. Insano showing up on AT4W again. Definitely my favorite Linkara nemesis.
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05.09.2011 - 18:29 | Dark Pascual
FEEL THE DESTRUCITY FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS AS YOU TALK TO THE GODS!
SCISSORS 61!!!!
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Well now I know where WWE Superstar John Morrison got his one liner "load the spaceship with the rocket fuel"
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05.09.2011 - 18:47 | TheMentalLizardThe end O.o What was that? Was he stuffing fries into his mouth? o.O
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05.09.2011 - 19:11 | Linkara
Cigarettes. It was an anti-smoking spot he did. XD
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01.08.2012 - 12:16 | With the monies, you can buy upgrades lolSo he's trying to stop smoking by eating the cigarettes?
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05.09.2011 - 18:48 | LauraRiddle
XD Lovin' the title card.
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so let me get this straight in order for me to become a better fighter, I need to train with Sir Robin, and learn how to run away from battlefields, to become faster. And have him teach me the proper ways of swordsmanship. I think I'll take lessons from the guy is just saying it's just a flesh wound.
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05.09.2011 - 18:59 | Salen
I'm sorry, but the Sgt. Slaughter I remember was the one who single-handedly kicked COBRA in the fangs and whipped GI JOE into shape. I don't care what WARRIOR (you have to say that in bold, it's a requirement) thinks, Sarge could kick him around any day of the week...
...Except there was that whole unfortuantely "I support Iraq" section of his career. But yeah, I prefer to remember his days kicking butt with the Joes.
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05.09.2011 - 20:54 | lonewolf23k
I remember Sgt. Slaughter's brief stint as an Iraqi-supporting Heel. Worst. Character. Change. EVER.
What the Hell was the WWF direction thinking with that? The Sgt was always a Patriot and a Military Man through and through! He'd NEVER turn on his country!
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05.19.2011 - 17:31 | CabbageboySgt. Slaughter did in fact beat the Ultimate Warrior for the WWF title at the 1991 Royal Rumble. It didn't last long for the traitorous Sarge however, as Hogan beat him down at WM VII (the same PPV as the Macho/Warrior match noted in the comic).
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05.09.2011 - 19:03 | WiiStation360
Chris Jericho: "I had no idea what he was saying but it sounded cool so yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
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05.09.2011 - 19:06 | sombrafox
Sunglasses and fake beards, this is as bad as pokemon disguises.
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05.09.2011 - 22:27 | YeahnoI don't know why people think that being fooled by stupid disguises was some kind of a a Pokemon invention or that that anime populartized it, even.
It's been done since Hanna Barbera cartoon in the 60's and 70's or since Bugs Bunny was obviously dressing as a bunny in drag or donning a crappy Hitler mustache.
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05.10.2011 - 00:52 | PLASuperman. That is all.
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05.09.2011 - 19:10 | Bigred0427
Edit: Nevermind, Im a moron. Great review by the way Linkara. We got to get you to do a impression of the Macho Man sometime.
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05.09.2011 - 19:17 | sitecow09
more insano? Sweet, more Spoony+Linkara crossover awesomeness! Cant wait for the Ultimatium review :D
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05.09.2011 - 19:22 | hymanDoes the Warrior realize now that he is hopelessly crazy?
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Your impression of Warrior was hysterical! Although I wonder if the "Hyperspace" story line Spoony started is what the 3rd Year Anniversary of TGWTG is going to be about.
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05.09.2011 - 22:41 | Semudara
I hope so. The epicness would make my head explode!
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05.09.2011 - 19:24 | mrskippy
Honestly, the Ultimate Warrior should be a Chuck Norris-like meme, but with more insane punchlines.
It has been discovered that the cure for cancer is the tears of the Ultimate Warrior...
...Too bad the Ultimate Warrior's destrucity crushes statues.
See what I mean? :)
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05.10.2011 - 01:58 | kalinka64
-I heard the WARRIOR has so much power that if his blood gets on you, it melts your face like acid! Needless to say, he isn't very popular at the blood bank.
-The WARRIOR once lifted so much weight, it slowed the earth's rotation by half a second, even though that is against the laws of physics.
-The WARRIOR has dodged so many logs that he is being sued by Green Peace.
-The WARRIOR is so ultimate that the tide rolls away from him twice a day like a coward.
-The WARRIOR once threw a cinder block so far, that it came back and hit him in the head. Convinced he was being attacked, he threw another block even harder in the opposite direction, and it managed to hit him in the back of the head twice.
-The WARRIOR once beat Macho Man Randy Savage by imagining that he had beat Macho Man Randy Savage.
-WARRIOR once skronked so hard that it caused a rift in time and stopped Napoleon's invasion of Russia.
-WARRIOR has only every lost an arm wrestling match once, and it was against himself.
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05.09.2011 - 19:27 | hymanGreat vid, Linkara. But I am surprised you didn't make a Highlander joke about only one being the best.
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Yeah, the Ultimate Warrior should have known who Queen Sherri was, she was the Macho King's MANAGER at the time and was at ringside at all of Macho King's matches.
Then again, the WARRIOR (all caps) never really impressed me as the most observant person.
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05.09.2011 - 19:39 | TheDued92
Good god they made them in the past.
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05.09.2011 - 19:45 | orin3721That was HILARIOUS!! I couldn't stop laughing at your Warrior voice! Great review!
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05.09.2011 - 20:19 | GermnobleYou know, 37 is like 80 in wrestler years.
Sherri only died at 49, (granted it was a drug overdose but still). Most people are lucky to hit 45.
The Warrior himself is only 52. Hogan is only 58. Do you see these guys getting to 70?
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05.09.2011 - 20:36 | SennaViolette
Yet again, I am reminded of why I will never watch wrestling. :/
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05.09.2011 - 22:29 | YeahnoWhy? Because of The Ultimate Warrior?
Even many wrestling fans think that Warrior was stupid and are ashamed of themselves for buying into his idiotic persona.
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05.09.2011 - 20:40 | Jollyjack87
Queen Sherri/Sensational Sherri sadly passed away a few years ago.
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05.09.2011 - 20:46 | SerbianAmp
Do me a favor: watch the anime "Ultimate Muscle." Either you will be splitting sides form laughing, or you'll soon feel your IQ points ooze out of your ears. :P
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05.09.2011 - 20:56 | alexthed
You know, I was going to make some long Ultimate Warrior-style comment, but I really don't have the time for that. Just know that I liked the video - largely b/c any time the Ultimate Warrior is brought up, it's comedy gold - and can't wait for the next one.
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"Follow your heart"? Maybe I missed a line, but how does becoming a body builder when you want to be a wrestler constitute following your heart? He completely changed his goal...
This makes the Ultimate Warrior seems like he has legitimate super powers in a world filled with normal people... but uses it just to SHOW OFF!