Superman Meets the Quik Bunny
Written by Linkara Monday, 02 May 2011 22:07
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05.02.2011 - 22:28 | orin3721
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05.03.2011 - 07:33 | ladydiskette
I would kinda like to see him review the comic book where Superman does revoke his US citizenship someday. Just for the sole purpose of making fun of its stupidity.
Maybe somewhere down the future maybe.
As for this comic: Wow, just wow! Can you say "child geniuses"? because I am dead serious, I have known straight A students in school that couldn't even rig up both a jet/helicoptor/hot air balloon by themselves, I would like to say in this case that maybe one of thier parents probably helped but somehow that is starting to sound very unlikey even as I think up the words in my head.
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05.03.2011 - 12:41 | popmasterruler
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05.03.2011 - 16:30 | DavidprimeOK, Superman is threatening to renounce his U.S Citizen ship on the grounds that the US government are using him as a political tool, Like saying we have superman and he will UP hold OUR Values over yours and that is just not so superman has purposely Stayed out of wars the USA engaged in and the only ones he participated in was ones that threatens the world as a whole, Superman Has to take the Moral high ground so he can not let the Government use Citizenship as a weapon. IF he does it, it's to protect the world as he is more of a global hero. also yes the scrubs reference was very amusing :P
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05.04.2011 - 20:43 | KariBut he wouldn't do that. Superman doesn't think of himself as being from space, he thinks of himself as being from Kansas. How many of us from anywhere have actually turned our backs completely on our countries of origin? I don't mean moving away from, I mean completely deserting. It's not so easy. It's HOME, wherever we go.
While it has to happen sometimes, there are about a thousand things Superman could try before he went that far.
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05.05.2011 - 15:58 | ladydiskette
I guess in my opinion I just think it wouldn't make any sense. Techincally Clark Kent is a US citizen, not Superman. Unless this follows the same timeline verse as the Superhero Registration Act I don't think anyone would have really known that they were one and the same.
But that is just my two pennies worth.
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05.05.2011 - 20:50 | KariYou're saying the whole idea doesn't make sense? I agree with ya there. I'm not sure how citizenship works for multi-identitied people in the DCU. That's definitely a wrinkle.
But whatever guise he's wearing, Superman thinks with Clark Kent's brain if that makes any sense, and that move just isn't like him- when he's written well.
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05.04.2011 - 00:25 | BIRAAfter find out Likara likes Lady Gaga, I will never look him with the same eyes again. Shame on you, Linkara.
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Just because he happens to like an artist YOU DON'T, you can "never look at him with the same eyes again"? Please tell me you're trolling, because I have a hard time believing anyone could be that unaccepting about someone else's taste in music to the point that they would say "shame on you" for DARING to have an opinion.
If you're not at least going to respect someone else's opinion, maybe you should go somewhere else. Because I'm not sure, but judging by most of the comments on the Lady Gaga #1 review, an awful lot of Linkara's fans, including me, like Lady Gaga. You're allowed to not like her, but don't say how Linkara sucks now just because he happens to disagree with you on one song artist. If you can't be considerate, don't comment. Just a thought.
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05.02.2011 - 22:43 | Bullderdash
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05.02.2011 - 23:29 | JRodHacker
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05.03.2011 - 16:19 | dmwdp001
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05.03.2011 - 01:00 | norwegianguy
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05.03.2011 - 15:47 | Isolder74
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05.02.2011 - 22:32 | SpeedyEric
A crossover with a superhero and a food mascot is like teaming up a New York cop with Barney the Dinosaur.
I love your twists on “Because poor literacy is KEWL.”
4:56- I think the creators of Doctor Who should have sued the makers for this comic.
7:30- Yeah. I agree that if this comic had the bunny as a villain from (say) the Second-Dimension, it would be a little better.
12:00- …While making a Mr. Freeze style pun in the process.
17:01- Besides, Zod and company tipped over the Washington Monument in the Richard Donner Cut of “Superman II,” but in the most possible of ways.
Why couldn’t this comic been about Superman fighting a mummy? It worked out well in the old Superman cartoons from the 40s.
Nice job on the “Scrubs” clip, Lewis. =)
Dear lord, this comic is dumber than a video by the Irate Gamer.
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05.02.2011 - 22:42 | SanJ922
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05.03.2011 - 00:48 | BooRat
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05.03.2011 - 03:57 | Melaneus
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05.02.2011 - 22:45 | Crossover Princess
As you can tell by my name, I'm a huge fan of crossovers... This... didn't make any sense to me...
Maybe if it involved chocolate, milk or chocolate milk it could have made more sense. Like a random villain trying to destroy the world's supply of chocolate, that would have made some sense and could have worked, not very likely, but still...
Just helping Superman and very obviously getting in the way... that makes no sense what so ever!
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05.02.2011 - 22:45 | Jegsimmons
from a dude who live in Alabama and experienced some tornadoes recently.
this is some dumb shit!
you cant go in a tornadoes "eye" it doesnt work that way, youll be dead in it or not because the air would be sucked out of your lungs after your skin is ripped off!
also, i hate educational comics....they just suck and make me want to punch kids.
anyway, linkara was dropping some seriously funny jokes in this one! great job!
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05.02.2011 - 22:47 | punksweets
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05.02.2011 - 22:52 | SomeRandomGeek
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05.02.2011 - 22:58 | Ruby Doomsday
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05.03.2011 - 00:10 | Linkara
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05.03.2011 - 07:36 | ladydiskette
Why would there (other than for the sure purpose of the sorry excuse for the puzzle?) be heiroglyphics of the world continents? I mean, not only does it seem out of place, but it would indicate they were made thousands of years ago and some of the continents look like places that back in the time of Ancient Egypt would probably have been not even discovered yet?
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05.02.2011 - 23:15 | FullmetalNinja25
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05.02.2011 - 23:18 | kuijiblob
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05.02.2011 - 23:55 | hadomaru
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05.03.2011 - 00:10 | Linkara
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05.03.2011 - 08:14 | Icedrake201
@Linkara
Talking about not questioning things, why is there a map of the entire world IN A FRIGGIN' PYRAMID? They didn't have any worldmaps like that back then, so this should be the biggest archeological discovery of the century! How should they know the entire layout of the world, without bigger ships?
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05.09.2011 - 21:30 | TheLaughingFish
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05.02.2011 - 23:26 | JRodHacker
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05.03.2011 - 00:02 | BagOfMagicFoodI thought it was like Matilda Rabbit!
Also, we should now say "Because poor literacy is QEWL!"
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05.02.2011 - 23:31 | HarryCane
wow... Just wow.
Its like two seperate parts of my childhood which where never destined to meet have suddenly collided and they continued to Die at the same time. Way to kill two completely random parts of my childhood.
And nice insult to the Lanern technoligy and Alone in the Dark ^_^ Oh, YAY SCRUBS JOKE : D
Great review, and we all fear the wrath which is the Dark, Egyption empire!
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05.02.2011 - 23:34 | brick mooncode
This was way better than Kool-Aid Man. As I see it, the story stars a mysterious buffoonish character called the Quik Bunny, possibly an alien, who recruits several kids and keeps them supplied with a drink called Nesquik that unlocks incredible amounts of latent intelligence. For unclear reasons, he brings them along on a mission to help Superman foil an extremely powerful and elusive villain named Weather Wizard who seems to know a good deal about world landmarks, including some ancient mystical secrets of the Pyramids, yet seems to love annoying Superman by destroying those very same landmarks. After Weather Wizard is defeated, the story closes with the Quik Bunny successfully convincing Superman to drink the Nesquik. Lots of intriguing stuff, and well paced.
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05.02.2011 - 23:37 | Robert the Kid
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05.02.2011 - 23:39 | Microwave Jellyfish
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05.02.2011 - 23:41 | pinky75910
Zapping the Quik Bunny with a lightning bolt? That's pretty hardcore from what we've seen of this character in this comic. I mean, if it worked, he'd really've killed a furry Chocolate Milk Mascot? Notwithstanding, I don't think zapping a lightning rod would somehow reflect the lightning back at him.
Geez. Supes should've just stayed home with the Quik Qlub on the case.
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05.02.2011 - 23:42 | Gethenian
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05.02.2011 - 23:42 | Moon Spirit
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05.02.2011 - 23:42 | Deimos1984rd
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05.02.2011 - 23:48 | Dr Forrester
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05.02.2011 - 23:48 | TheMentalLizardWow this comic is so poorly written. There are plot holes the size of the sun in this thing. And the puzzles are just insulting!
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05.02.2011 - 23:56 | Gurning Chimp
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05.04.2011 - 11:06 | NotACritic
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05.02.2011 - 23:57 | VioletZer0
Okay, I have to admit, I don't get the joke behind the robot that keeps popping up in Linkara's reviews.
I'd love to look it up, but I have no idea what to look up because the farthest I can get with it is "robot that speaks gibberish." I can't hear what exactly it is saying.
Would anyone here mind helping me out?
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05.03.2011 - 00:12 | Linkara
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05.03.2011 - 00:58 | VioletZer0
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05.03.2011 - 01:34 | mystic8877
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05.03.2011 - 00:10 | Flaregun
I love how the claim that "The safest spot in a tornado is in it's eye" is given out like it was an actual PSA or safety tip. It sounds for all the world like those comics that try to teach kids to "stop, drop & roll" in a fire, or not to get in a car with strangers. In fact, the only real difference is that the "eye" of a tornado thing isn't just wrong, it's the most insanely stupid, suicidal thing you could possibly try to do.
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05.04.2011 - 16:29 | sprezzatura
I'm willing to bet that there was some actual tidbit of science that inspired that part, but I'm also willing to bet that it has no application in an actual encounter with a tornado. Sure, maybe it is safer in the eye of a tornado, but you have to freaking enter a tornado to get there! Something tells me a bunch of ten year olds flying a treehouse are not qualified for this kind of stunt flying! Although you never know with tornadoes... according to the principles of Helen Hunt, all you have to do is strap yourself to a pipe with a scrap of leather and you are completely tornado proof!
I truly pity you, Linkara. This shit shouldn't have seen the light of day. Though, compared to last week's shudder-inducing offense-fest (I'm not even Christian - or a devotee of the Greco-Roman pantheon, for that matter - and I found it horrific) this must feel like nothing, huh?
Great review :)