Care Bears #13

Care Bears #13

Written by Linkara Monday, 31 January 2011 21:03

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01.31.2011 - 21:08 | mlsterben

I know how to beat Vyse! Round up a bunch of Care Bears, lure Vyse into a hall of mirrors, and let those Care Bears fire off as many Care Bear Stares as possible. It's unethical, but he'll become a savior of universes! :D

02.01.2011 - 10:34 | Curttehmurt

The problem with that is that Vyse genuinely thinks he's already doing the right thing, to him he's already a savior of universes.

He conquers because he cares, a care bear stare would only make him care more, thus making things worse.

02.01.2011 - 10:51 | ladydiskette

Okay now I am going to have to watch Linkara's shows because not only did I have trouble following what he was saying at the beginning with someone named Mecha-Kara and Vyse...but I actually want to follow it because it sounds groundbreakingly epic!

02.01.2011 - 14:55 | Linkara

Want the link to all the plot-relevant episodes? XD

02.01.2011 - 15:31 | DemonPenguin

Actually, I would like that.

02.01.2011 - 21:12 | ggbhtg - here ya go

On his blog

http:// atopfourthwall.blogspot.c om/2011/01/atop-fourth- wall-storyline.html

There shouldn't be any spaces in that link.

02.07.2011 - 11:41 | ladydiskette

Nah its okay, I am having fun just going through all the episodes myself, I love how you review the comic books with goofy voice impressions and observational humor.

02.07.2011 - 12:57 | ladydiskette

Maybe Linkara, you should team up with Dr. Insano, since the robot is a creature of scientific technology who better to fight science with science than Dr. Insano.

I am such a sucker for those "enemies teaming up against one major villian" scenerios in comic books.

04.02.2011 - 11:23 | Siirenias

You ought to consider splicing all the plot-relevant portions together as a DVD extra.

I'm not sure if you HAVE DVDs, but I'd buy one.

01.31.2011 - 21:23 | Bullderdash

Vyse is far to clever to fall for the care bares stare, or be unprepared for the aformentioned radioactive belly buttons of any ursine nature. I'd suggest having superman give Vyse a Mind erasing kiss.

01.31.2011 - 21:30 | toth88

Loved the redlettermedia reference.

02.01.2011 - 09:16 | Dragon_Nexus

It's a shame that that particular moment appears to be the only thing Mr Plinket is noted for...

01.31.2011 - 21:35 | Animegirl

Poor linkara, i wanted to give you a hug. But anyway, nice review.can't wait for next week.

01.31.2011 - 21:37 | FullmetalNinja25

I remember those stupid Balls....what an awful crossover.

Great video Lewis! :D

02.12.2011 - 05:11 | LikaLaruku

What next? Rainbow Brite & the Creepy Crawlers? :p

01.31.2011 - 21:42 | Crossover Princess

I grew up with Care Bears, it was my thing before I got into Power Rangers (which in turn lead me to becoming an otaku). They were often shown on reruns on the Disney Channel. They always "brainwashed" people by making them care using the Care Bear Stare. Now that I think about as an adult it's kind of creepy and sends a very confusing message to kids.

Well I have to have to say I loved the Mini-Mina joke.

Also I find it really funny that this review came out 6 days after the NC's review of the second movie. Funny!

01.31.2011 - 21:50 | Critic Fan Jill

I'm waiting for Vyce to be revealed as his universe's version of Linkara.

01.31.2011 - 23:37 | Linkara

Isn't going to happen. My rogues gallery would be pretty boring if they were all just AU versions of me. XD

02.01.2011 - 00:38 | Crystal-Heart

Well..technically Mechakara is an alternate universe version of Poiyo(?) with a body that looks like yours..if I remember right anyway..

02.01.2011 - 18:04 | Semudara

You're right! Mechakara is technically an AU Pollo, not an AU Linkara! What do you know, he goofed on his own canon! >_>

02.02.2011 - 08:50 | Rurik

You're forgetting Linksano.

02.01.2011 - 09:27 | JimiSmitz

To be fair it already is.

02.02.2011 - 08:49 | Rurik

I'm going with AU Liz then, or was Judas Liz AU Liz? I kind of figured Mecha-Kara built her but then she could be an AU Mecha-Kara from the universe where you and Insano are girls and... yeah, I could go on all day with insane alternate universe theories... XD

02.02.2011 - 14:15 | mumbls

Judas Liz is an AU Liz, so although Louis did the voice for Vyce (I can tell his speech patterns from being a regular viewer) it should be an Alternate Doug.

02.03.2011 - 13:41 | JimiSmitz

How about he just drops the whole story bit and just sticks to the reviews? Better yet keep it separate for my viewing pleasure.

04.02.2011 - 11:26 | Siirenias

I am sort of curious who shares your preferences. Myself, I'm surprised at how entertained I get with the storyline.

02.07.2011 - 14:17 | S636 - critcfanjill

good point

02.07.2011 - 19:10 | Gift of the Magi

I wonder what would happen if a member of Team TGWTG was Linkara's nemesis.....

01.31.2011 - 22:13 | IisAwesome

care bears bike?... Lewis you should never admit this

ha the madballs are freaked out by the carebears... i don't blame them

if they're apart of the marvel universe then i demand a carebears vs. marvel zombies crossover

would you rather have a crappy character with a specific name or a crappy character who should be badass named "bob"

if the shadow is john smith and the ball is... does this mean... this comic is icky

noheart can grow giant size oh no call neutro

01.31.2011 - 22:34 | KingNothing

A Care Bears comic? Fuck yeah! This is the best idea since the Playstation Move!

I always felt that they should remake the Care Bears, but do it as a parody of itself. It would be the comedy feature of the decade.

(And that Playstation Move thing was a joke. Just like the hardware itself!)

(And that was a joke too.)

01.31.2011 - 22:33 | TheChickWithTheGlasses

Awesome. I somehow remember watching the care bears and remember the madballs toys (though I thought you were older than me; maybe I just liked watching old shows as a kid?). But the care bears, whether in tv shows, movies, or comics, always makes me shake my head and ask, why? Also, is No-heart, stupidest villain ever, Darkheart's father or something? They both have similar intelligence it seems.

Good luck Linkara with your fight against Vyce (of which I eagerly await!)

01.31.2011 - 22:36 | Rurik

The sad part is, those balls displayed more intelligence than most super heroes I can name who all seem to have a habit of beating the hell out of each other as a way to say "Nice to meet you." And yeah, all the villains had names like No Heart, his niece was named Skreechy, No Prize for guessing why. Then there was Professor Coldheart, his sidekick Frostbite, and his Auntie Freeze.

01.31.2011 - 23:26 | SlyDante

Man, the subtlety in cartoons back then was astounding, right?

01.31.2011 - 22:40 | SpeedyEric

Wow. That intro scene was so …Oscar worthy. Man, I can’t wait to see how all of this is resolved. =D

I’ve also never saw the Care Bears series, but I DID see “Care Bears 2: A New Generation,” and thank God the Nostalgia Critic reviewed that thing to shreds.

7:20- The Care Bears see you when you’re asleep. …The Care Bears see you IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.

Nice job of the No-Heart bit.

10:33- I agree. The MadBalls and their puns make the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Mr. Freeze look like the Heath Ledger/Joker.

I really enjoy how you use the Star Trek music in your videos, Lewis. I'm looking forward to see your double feature episode 2 weeks from now.

01.31.2011 - 22:41 | Cory of PRIVATE Corp

As a troper, it's my place to do a little WMGing when possible, and I know how this comic came to be through other means:

1) The aforementioned Nostalgia Critic review of Care Bears II. Satan Sage wasn't pleased enough with his whole plan of using the Care Bears through the means of subliminal messages, and wants to cross the gap by using a comic book.

... Yeah that one doesn't really connect well, but it does involve Sage as Satan and the NC review. But the second one is much more reformed

2) Dr. Insano was behind the comic being on the show. He wants to get revenge on whoever stole Neutro and when he found out that you stole it, he made a deal with the devil and got a copy of the comic.

Again, those are just WMGs of mine, but who knows? I enjoy the review and... seriously, there's a COMIC SERIES ABOUT THE CARE BEARS?! I know that this is going to be bad... I never thought it will be THIS BAD!

And I love your taste in music. It's a CARE BEAR COUNTDOWN!! *starts music*

01.31.2011 - 22:41 | ggbhtg - The war jokes were the best part

I gotta say, it was pretty "ballsy" of you to do a review of this comic. I didn't know you "cared" so much. :P .......I'll just have erased from your memories. Should I call Devil Sage or get Phelous's Sonic Screwdriver?

02.01.2011 - 08:42 | edzoologist

You know, lets mix it up a little. Call Mewtwo from Pokemon the First Movie.

02.02.2011 - 14:19 | mumbls - sonic screwdrivers

How many people at this site have sonic screwdrivers? I know Linkara, Film Brain, and Spoony have them. Who else has one and where can I get one?

01.31.2011 - 22:43 | TheCooper - ......

A Cares Bears Comic Seriously?What can possibly be more squishy and cuddly?

Speaking of which why don't you make Vyce listen to some horrible JB music,once he's distracted kick him in the face!Or better yet challenge him to a drinking game.

01.31.2011 - 22:49 | Bladebrent

ok, you have to admit that just being written by the same guys who did a CHUCK NORRIS comic makes this more epic. I really hope Lord Vyce doesnt have internet up in space or else he probably knows you know his weakness. Then again, he may be wondering how you got such a high quality camera at these angles

01.31.2011 - 22:51 | JRodHacker

Skull on the front of a castle? Sounds like any one of Dr. Wily's Bases! I know you didn't have a Nintendo, but were there any 16 bit Megaman games on Sega Genesis?

01.31.2011 - 23:01 | Animikean

or castle Greyskull!

01.31.2011 - 23:24 | SlyDante

Well, of course they had skull on their castle. You couldn't be an '80s cartoon villain unless you had a huge skull, snake, scary face, etc. plastered all over your hideout. It was the trend back then.

Also, there was only one Mega Man game released for the Genesis: The Wily Wars, which was a compliation of the first 3 games with some new content. Only released on the Sega Channel, though. It's available on the Virtual Console now, I believe.

01.31.2011 - 22:55 | sickdog1028

How much care bear shit is there

01.31.2011 - 22:57 | Draxo

Red letter media reference FTW.

02.01.2011 - 10:39 | Griffinfan90

Wait, what reference? I missed it. >.

02.02.2011 - 14:21 | mumbls - What's wrong with your face?

That line goes back to the review of The Phantom Menace by redlettermedia on youtube. look him up.

01.31.2011 - 22:58 | netoide

Great video! I can´t get enough of AT4W!

Please save this Universe Linkara! It´s not the coolest, but at least we don´t have Superman Prime. XD

01.31.2011 - 22:59 | Animikean

Nice review/sketch

when you got to the dance hall I was expecting the clip from Buffy (movie) where the villain said "Because I, want to dance", but you may not be a fan :P

good luck on the upcoming showdown

01.31.2011 - 23:43 | Linkara

Been a while since I watched the Buffy movie. I should - there's good comedy there. ^^

01.31.2011 - 23:02 | Deimos1984rd

What a bizarre comic. I wonder how Linkara will beat Vyce

01.31.2011 - 23:06 | SSH - care Bears!

I wish the villain of the comic book was interesting, I always wish though that the twist ending what he was really a care bear.

and congratulations it took you long enough to figure out how to win. After all he travels from other dimensions, this ship is out of sync with time and reality, wouldn't that imply to him as well, obviously the armor's the only thing that's keeping him around. And why don't you just get the dragon Power?

01.31.2011 - 23:07 | TheDued92

The Care Bears care to damn much, if they cared less then this comic would never have scene the light of day.

01.31.2011 - 23:10 | Bigred0427 - Worst Villan Ever

Wow, you know you suck as a villan when your'e getting out smarted by teddy bears on greeting cards.

Great review Linkara, exactly what we needed after Cry for Justice.

01.31.2011 - 23:14 | SlyDante

Anyone notice that they make a Goldilocks joke twice (once with Beastly, another with a Madball)? Geez, as if the horrible puns weren't enough to indicate that the writers just didn't give a f***.

Also, THAT'S what a Care Bear Stare does?? Jeez, throughout my childhood I just always thought it was some blast of energy made out of caring blah blah, but the fact that it's some sort of semi-mind control...Man, that's just wrong.

Well, that just adds to the list of reasons why Linkara prefers superhero comics: Proper morals! I mean, it's not like a superhero comic would have heroes that try to achieve victory through unethically altering the personalities of their villains in ridiculous, immoral, contrived manners. No superhero comic would be that stupid, right?

...Why do I suddenly feel an ominous shadow coming from the direction of DC?

(P.S. Unrelated note: How would one properly suggest a comic for you to review? I have some ideas, but I want to make sure they're presented right. ^^; )

01.31.2011 - 23:15 | DoomedTick

Twinkle and Icingdeath? A little bit of Forgotten Realms and Drizzt Do'Urden, eh?
I heard what you said, and it shall not be unheard.
Tautology is redundant.

I am highly enjoying the lore you are creating. It's addicting.

01.31.2011 - 23:19 | Overlord-Flinx - bravo

Don't worry Linkara, I'm sure you can beet Vyce, just remember what you said back durring Silent Hill, no one can beat you!

And has anyone ever told you that you have a good singing voice? "It's a Care Bear Countdown~~"

01.31.2011 - 23:21 | numar - Care Bears

I find it interesting that both Linkara and Nostalgia Critic did something with Care Bears this week.

02.01.2011 - 20:45 | Inkpress00

They care. *sniff* They care. And as we all know, caring is half the battle... wait, no.

But seriously, when I saw this, I was like, "Did I click on the wrong link or something? No? Maybe it's just a theme.

02.05.2011 - 08:02 | 13secondstomidnight

I have a creeping suspicion the Care Bears may be slowly invading one of my favourite websites.

... If this happens, then 1) the report I made to the CIA in early 2001 WAS correct and hence what follows will be serial destruction of all earth's landmasses followed by brainwashing the surviving inhabitants in pink light before the ground opens up and Satan emerges with his 13 archdemons, bringing five thousand years of such death and destruction as has not been seen since George W. Bush was in power; and 2), Yes! I don't have to pay off my still exponentially climbing student loans!.

... Yes, I'd rather the Apocalypse over my student loans.

I am literally still going to be paying for them when I am 40 T_T

01.31.2011 - 23:23 | Ashoten2021

If I remember correctly from the show No-Heart couldn't stand even a few blasts from the care bear stare. Which made him the least threatening villain of all time.

02.01.2011 - 00:21 | NintendoFanboy

Wow. When your claim to fame is "Weakest Villain on Care Bears", it's time to rethink your life.

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