Brute Force #2
Written by Linkara Monday, 29 November 2010 22:08
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Comments (118)
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11.29.2010 - 22:52 | batfan
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11.29.2010 - 22:19 | Jackass Mask
Finally, some shark on dolphin fighting. The absurdity of this comic is almost to much to bear. It makes me think of Power Rangers, but in reverse. Instead of people suiting up and gaining the power of the animals, we have animals suiting up to gain the power of humans. And they each have their own suit color!
Guess that makes the professor Zordon...only sillier. And that's saying a lot when your taken less seriously than a floating head in a tube that gives unfathomable power to teenagers.
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11.30.2010 - 10:10 | Marcwulf
Too much to BEAR? I'm sorry, I had to. There is no resisting a pun that good.
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11.30.2010 - 11:06 | REVIEWER RICK
I'd love to see characters from Heavy Metal ( the graphic magazine ) take on these clowns.
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11.29.2010 - 22:31 | KingGramJohnson
Brute Force: What happens when the Borg go after animals instead of people!
And I only have one thing to say about the dolphin and shark fighting...DOLPHIN PUNCH!!!!
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11.30.2010 - 02:10 | MR_T3D
I think the point that the fricking shark didn't bother to shoot its fricking lazor from its head ought to have been brought up
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11.29.2010 - 22:33 | IisAwesome
screw captain planet this is what gia should have done
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11.29.2010 - 22:45 | IisAwesomethink of all the batman jokes you could have done if heavy metal was called "punk" and it had bees wearing the armor
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11.29.2010 - 23:30 | SpeedyEric
Heavy Metal is nothing but death, and crime, and the rage of a beast.
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12.02.2010 - 01:46 | TragicGuineaPig
The rage of Bees! My God!
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11.30.2010 - 17:37 | 9anseanI was just suprised their wasn't a clip from The Dark Knight when the professor says "Drop the rock." Cut to the Joker saying "Oh, bad choice of words."
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12.05.2010 - 11:42 | sprezzatura
or perhaps, "How about you put down your rock, I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
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11.29.2010 - 22:35 | FullmetalNinja25
This is one of the worst Comics you've ever reviewed, the Dolphin vs. Shark fight not withstanding.
Great video Lewis! :D
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11.30.2010 - 23:05 | montanker
There is no denying the appeal of seeing a robot dolphin duke it out with a robo shark.
On that note: Why the hell WOULDN'T you resort to a cyborg-shark?
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what a weird book. it was funny especially when you went too far to describe how reality works. lol!
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11.29.2010 - 23:04 | Crossover Princess
I was going to comment "Dolphin Punch!" but it as mentioned in the credits so I'm not going to it.
Still, pretty funny...
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11.29.2010 - 23:21 | Bootkiller
I think something else wrong about the cyber-gorilla's face on the cover is that it looks to me like he has a bit of a lazy eye.
Wouldn't it be great if we could stop pollution by shooting it with guns?
Also, sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
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11.30.2010 - 07:42 | edzoologist
Seriously, think about that. Do you know what would happen if we start just shooting pollution with guns? Well, it would do more harm than good. You see, bullets are made out of lead. Lead which is harmful to the enviroment. Mostly to animals, since animals would be attracted to the shiny thing and try to eat the bullets. Nope, pollution takes manpower to get rid of.
Honestly, as much of an annoying character Captain Planet is, I wish he was around to help us with the pollution. Because, you know, he can stop it just by waving his hand around.
Anywho, awesome review. I loved the idea behind this comic. Its kind of like the Deadpool from the Marvel/DC skits on Youtube by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy(whic h, btw, if you haven't seem them, they are awesome). He may be incredibly silly, but it is also ludcrisly awesome. Seriously though, if you haven't seen them, check 'em out. The guy nails everyone perfectly. But no more than Deadpool.
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11.29.2010 - 23:17 | rowdycmoore
Oh dear. 90s Kid found out where Linkara lives now. How long before Liz introduces him to Twinkle and Icingdeath?
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11.29.2010 - 23:20 | sickdog1028
I agree with the 90's kid
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11.29.2010 - 23:27 | SpeedyEricI said it before, and I'll say it again, Brute Force is NO Beast Wars.
4:13- Oh my god, that is so freakin' funny. LOL
5:15- I smell something here, and it's called PSA Hell.
6:55- ...Why do I have the feeling that Soar is gonna be the animal kingdom version of Skynet?
Charlie (the guy with the bad hair) looks like he either entered, or gotten back from, an Annie audition.
During the dolphin/shark fight, I was hoping for a DOLPHINNNNNNN PUNCH!!!!!
19:46- Oh, there we go. :)
13:53- That building reminds me of the flying saucers at the World's Fair from "Men in Black."
16:58- Same here, dude. (I'm air guitaring now)
If there would ever be a Brute Force movie (and I pray to God that there WON'T be), it will sweep the Razie Awards.
20:22- Good form on that joke, Lewis.
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01.17.2011 - 22:02 | gotenks6
Brute Force is not Beast Wars, but the reverse of it. I would love it if Linkara played the theme song for the review of #3 if he decides to review it.
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11.29.2010 - 23:31 | The_Phoenician
I thought you were joking when you said you were going to read Brute Force in the last video.
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11.29.2010 - 23:52 | DanMantotally epic. you're going to take it anymore!!! :)
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11.30.2010 - 02:36 | TragicGuineaPighttp://i55.tinypic.com/ w8rlz6.jpg
(don't forget to remove the extra space from the URL).
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11.30.2010 - 00:07 | BiroZombie
Great review! It's such a stupid comic, but it's awesome at the same time...in a weird way.
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11.30.2010 - 00:23 | Jezzy54
Simon Furman wrote this? Huh. I would've figured he of all people could do more with this premise. But at least it's entertaining, right? Also, the premise of this series seems eerily like that of WE3.
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11.30.2010 - 00:54 | punksweets
Man, Sam the eagle gotten tough over the years.
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11.30.2010 - 01:11 | Ruby Doomsday
Hey, when it comes to saving the environment, I'd take laser-eyed eagles over The Power of Heart any day. No guilt in loving this comic. :)
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11.30.2010 - 01:16 | TheBlackMage
Linkara... you look just like Dee Snider! The resemblance is startling!!
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11.30.2010 - 01:24 | Dansdaughter
When you mentioned the buildings for some reason it reminded me of the seven buildings in Pharos. Man I miss LB
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11.30.2010 - 01:46 | brick mooncode
I've seen a lot of frame-up stories, but only one that didn't annoy me. This was not it.
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11.30.2010 - 02:14 | CloseRangeWeaponsBastard
Ah, the Hitler episode of Captain Planet...remember kids, Hitler's pure hatred caused global warming.
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11.30.2010 - 02:34 | SeraphemI don't think I've ever seen you so excited about reviewing a bad comic before. And I agree the gorilla's face is kinda weird in the cover, but I think it's more the eye's then the mouth that seem off to me.
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11.30.2010 - 02:35 | Deimos1984rd
The whole comic should of been an extended version of the animal-mech fight near the end of the comic, I'd pay to see that.
0_0 I didn't know that captain planet episode existed...where was I?
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11.30.2010 - 18:58 | edzoologistIn a much better place. Seriously, its Captain Planet taking on Adolf Hitler. It was stupid enough when someone with some credibility took on Hitler. But Captain Planet?
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11.30.2010 - 02:49 | Edit Death
I waited the entire review for that Network quote... Thanks for remembering us film geeks.
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11.30.2010 - 03:08 | Shinigami
Althought Brute Force is awesome I still wish that you had made one more Secret Origins episode about Wonder Woman. Why? Becouse she is worth it.
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11.30.2010 - 03:10 | The 4th SnakeI wonder if Batman will appear to fight Heavy Metal in issue 3...
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11.30.2010 - 03:15 | NamelessFoolHe'd be screwed if there were bees in that issue.
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I love Twisted Sister!!!
It's not so much that is is terrible, it's more that the idea is just too silly.
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11.30.2010 - 03:40 | PLAAll the evil sneakiness aside, the gorilla was just violent. Are you forgetting that they live with VILLAINS? Just making things violent shouldn't be too hard, especially if you're a comic book villain.
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Incidentally, while I’ve been enjoying the respite from really crappy comics since the Silent Hill review, it’ll be nice to hear you say “This Comic Sucks” again.