Hardcore Station #1

(191 votes, average 4.85 out of 5)
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  • Jackass Mask
    Yay! 90's Kid is back.

    Wait.

    Is that a good thing?

    And, given his lack of goatee, it is truly him and not some evil doppelganger.
  • hsin
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    its a great thing that his back because he is HARDCORE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUDE =D
  • Al GatorPuppet
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    [color=green]"< Hardcore Station? Hardly! Just another bad comic for Linkara to rip apart! & did 90's kid just finish playing that game he started in his review about a month ago? >"[/color]
  • whatever42
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    Of course he did. You aren't truly EXTREME until you've played a game for about a month strait. :cool:

    As for the comic itself, meh is about all you can say. It was just another EXTREME comic that didn't do well, just like you said Linkara. Funny review, though. I especially liked your name of Space Stalin. =)

    But that's besides the point. Everyone else sees the true evil, right? Think, The Nameless is many in one being, correct? Just like Linkara said, Captain Planet does have great power in the future, but the power is EVILLL! :evil:

    We must stop him now, or the future will never change. *Terminator theme plays*
  • theginga
    DUDE. Totally hardcore.

    ... EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME? ^^
  • mcgoverntt
    Nice man, though the Doctor Who reference got me wondering... Who is your favorite Doctor? Maybe after you complete your Power Rangers History, you should do one on Doctor Who.
  • DWP102589
    The whole "religion indoctrinates people into mindless slaves thing" is a stupid generalization. The religion I follow, the Bahá'í Faith, teaches that one must seek truth independently and with thy own knowledge. The whole indoctrination thing doesn't apply to all religions.
  • KingGramJohnson  - Space!
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    I love space becasue I love grapes! Space, as we all know is made of grapes, hence why it is purple.

    Is General Zhan related to General Zod?!

    Linkara, that was a GREAT Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference! Very obscure, but well placed! I want to thank you for making my day with that simple joke.
  • Remake_Trap
    I wonder if it was named for Timothy Zhan who wrote some of the Star Wars novels.
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Hardcore Station my ass there's nothing Hardcore or EXTREME! About it.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    As a Hardcore Kid, I'd have to say that there is NOTHING hardcore about a naked dickless man wandering around in some crazy smegged up world only to wander into a city of senslessness.

    90s Kid FTW!
  • piratecheese13
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    MY GOD IT'S SATELLITE 5 regeneration spot for 9th to 10th doctor! :gah:
  • Lepton
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    Comic book writers as a general rule seem to be pretty bad at doing social or political commentary. You're right: this guy seems to be doing a bunch of strawmen arguments, and even to an atheist like myself, it's pretty shallow thinking.

    Also, 90s Kid must be pretty hardcore himself if he can play a game for that long! That made me laugh.
  • lighig
    lol i can make linkara say butcher
  • Dark Pascual
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    This is TOTALLY HARDCORE, MAN!!!

    GNARLY!!!
  • Inkpress00
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    Ah, Linkara. You've managed to do it again... make me laugh so loudly that I end up waking my parents.
  • darthsaber
    When I think of "hardcore" I think E....C.....W! XD ECW was real hardcore. And i mean the original ECW, before WWE bought it out. =D
  • NintendoFanboy
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    ...

    Linkara said my name o_O

    My existance is justified! =D
  • bluenowait
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    "Space is grape flavored"

    I knew it all along!
  • Garroboman
    That one alien in the first page looks like sinestro
  • Nightw0lf414
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    I am surprised you haven reviewed the House of M Series yet or One More Day
  • StingWray06
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    I'm actually surprised you held back from making a judge dredd joke after seeing the guy's name was "chief justice max."

    Great review despite a story that really went nowhere. I hope we see another installment of this comic so we can see if they made any improvements.
  • 0dd1
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    Chief Justice Max kind of reminded me of Zap Brannigan (especially with the voice Linkara...voiced him with).
  • meanmuggah11  - hmm...
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    good review on this comic linkara, cant wait to see the next part

    just thought id add that prince is really iffy about his music being on the internet, and he's notorious for getting whatever includes music off the net
  • merrysongstress
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    See, "hardcore" makes ME think of this epic song by the British band Pulp, "This is Hardcore", please check it out
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=blue]I love 90s kid =D [/color]
  • NCscritic
    his name is Legion? ......Linkara, have you ever played Mass Effect 2? I guess not, cause if so, you missed a joke there.

    when did you use footage from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
  • Kari
    I was actually surprised he didn't call this thing out for referencing a Biblical passage in a "religion is for sheeple" comic. (Mark 5:9.)
  • Lazarus Long
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    "Looks like a fish, moves like a fish. Steers like a cow."
  • ZeldaTheSwordsman
    He also missed the opportunity for a Red Dwarf joke.
  • theginga
    The Hitchhiker's Guide TV clip made me giggle! XD

    Yeah, this is a bad comic. Good panning of it, as always. XD

    PS: Purple Rain = YES.
  • mrskippy
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    Monty Python + Hitchhiker's Guide = made of win

    Also, was I the only one to think that the alternate dimension that space-Stalin goes to when he talks to He who must not be named or whatever looks like early Doctor Strange dreamscape?
  • Roker
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    Weird, I always thought Space Hitler was more evil than Space Stalin, but I guess he lost the election for most evil Space dictator this year.
    Probably because he re-flavored Space last year.
  • CageAquarium
    Knowing this writer, he probably doesn't mind Hitler so much since he targeted the Jews and gypsies who were largely religious and/or superstitious by nature. Sort of a solution to what he perceives as a great, universal evil, mirite?
    [i]
    [color=gray]Okay, that was pretty bad. My apologies to Starlin, but I couldn't resist. I am sure his comics make him come off much worse than he is in person.[/color][/i]
  • Remake_Trap
    Stalin was also responsible for more deaths over the course of his reign then Hitler.
  • Kari
    Sooooo. . . whatever cohesive storyline originally existed in this thing was edited out but they left the writer's favorite soapbox? (A soapbox guaranteed to alienate a LOT of people, no less.) Editors are weird. :eyebrow:
  • That Black Guy With the G
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    Chief Justice Max is nothing compared to the greatest hero ever born - MIGHTY MAX.

    Anyway, nice episode, Linkara. Though, damn I remember Infinity Crusade now. Ugh.
  • crystarr
    Fighting evil with the Seventh Doctor? Good choice, he's my favourite of the lot!

    A good review, especially considering the sheer blandness of the material you had to work with!
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