The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3

(313 votes, average 4.88 out of 5)
Comments (249)
  • rudy023
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    Any video with a Ghostbusters 2 clip in it has to be good! & did anyone understand what Benzaie was saying in that clip?
  • StingWray06
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    the 300 spartans acted like a sphincter to stop the Persians (giant shit) from passing through the narrow pass (ass)... at least that's what I got out of it. Ironically, a giant shitting ass is the perfect metaphor this comic as well...
  • KingGramJohnson
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    I understood Benzaie just fine. He was talking about the black Persians being bottle necked and the 300 Spartans not letting them pass...like constipation!
  • ART
    Thanks again for another good time Linkara. Will Doctor Miller be your next villian to fight in the future...>.>
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    "AGH! Who are you people? Where's my soup? Tell me about my grandchildren!"

    - Basically Frank Miller after creating this comic :lol:
  • badgerman
    you forgot to emphasize random words
  • KingGramJohnson  - Wicked Awesome
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    Like always, Linkara, this is awesome!

    I'm all for creative artwork and all that...but at least make it consistent. Every time you see anyone in these comics, they look different! It's bad art too! It's not that good.
  • BananaJane
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    Exactly, that's why model sheets and construction lines are important.

    Neither of which he uses :pinch:
  • khadgar64
    03:25 Space Ghost pretending to be batman?
  • StingWray06  - Wow...
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    You just couldn't go a whole month without the mind-numbing insanity of Frank Miller eh?

    You JUST have to LOVE random EMPHASIS in SENTENCES!
    This COMIC sucks BALLS!
  • Semudara
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    To be fair to this awful comic, the emphasis actually makes sense for the most part. I think Linkara could find a few comics much more deserving of the emphasis joke.
  • Fanofyou
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    Oh Linkara I love you! :woohoo:
  • Kari
    Guess I was procrastinating at the right moment.

    I'm sure everyone who draws has done work of which they're not proud, but how did the artist let this leave their portfolio of crap they'll never show anybody? Nobody looks like they're supposed to. . . and seriously, what kind of torture device is a tray of Knox Blox? Of course, nobody's acting like they're supposed to either so I guess it fits.

    Anybody else here spend about six months breathing asbestos cocktail and get REALLY annoyed by the imagery of the cityscape? Stuff like that makes me feel like the writer is trying to get at my emotions in the cheapest way possible. It's like mentioning nazis. You pretty much know what someone's reaction is going to be 90% of the time, so try harder.
  • whatever42
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    I've been waiting for this one for quite a while now because I knew it would be a good one, and it most certainly did not dissapoint. :lol:

    Oh, and Linkara, I'm glad you saved it. It made the actual delivery that much more satisfying. By the way, I'm pretty sure this is the first comic you've burned since Superman: At Earth's End. Am I right in that, or did I miss something? I'm kinda curious.
  • takineko
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    Linkara just had NC fit of rage for a second there XD

    U left off the part of Benzaie's speech where they push the poo into the water and call it a day LMAO!

    OMG SCOTTISH FOLD MUNCHKIN KITTEH!
  • Linkara
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    Didn't want the bit with Benzaie running too long, so I cut off that part. XD
  • Casandraelf  - yay!
    so i wasn't the one who noticed it too!

    on a random, kinda sad note, i heard that it's rather dangerous for breeders to breed munchkins as they have some kind of problem related to their puny legs
  • BustermanZero
    Wow, just wow. I'd never read DK2 so I'm amazed to just how terrifying the experience was. Well done Linkara.
  • TheSonicGod
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    Wow.

    I could call this comic complete and total horsesh**, but then I would be insulting the horse's sh**.
  • That Black Guy With the G
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    Somehow, an army of anti-establishment webcam strippers actually sounds threatening.

    Man, this comic. Just...um...

    What was with Green Lantern and the green aliens? Did he...marry some green alien or something? Did he have green babies? What does becoming a ring even mean?

    Did Superman design that outfit for his daughter? Because...I mean, I don't have any children, but if I did...

    How come Superman never thought to have this chat with his daughter before? You know...in case you die or something and your god-like daughter has to go out into a world she's never interacted with before?

    Geez, that kids forehead is huge...

    Saturn Girl...what?

    Aw, that's cute, Kelly thinks the Joker stays dead.

    ...why is Luthor not wearing a shirt?

    No...not Big Barda...

    Okay, yeah, I had to stop at the Dick Grayson reveal. Don't get me wrong, Linkara, the review is good, but I can't take anymore right now. This one is physically hurt me.
  • Dangar131
    Awesome stuff Linkara. Thanks for the mention about Captain Marvel. That was the few scenes that I fondly remembered from the book
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]Burn comic....burn. [color=red]That comic was so atrocious..AAARGH!!! :angry: [/color][/color]
  • LikaLaruku
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    The art work gives me the gibblies. Everything else gives me a headache.
  • Prius
    Well, if you look at from my insane point of view... no, no he's still even more bat sh** than me.
  • The Maskeraider
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    First time commentor and this review was awesome. Hilarious from beginning to end. :D
  • Moodyman
    Ah, nothing like a great episode of Atop The Fourth Wall to end a night. And great ending also. "Where bad comics burn" indeed.
  • Hemo
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    I love Miller Time :D
    and btw the artwork is horrible...
  • MiriamG
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    Eeeeeeee, kitten! :cheer:

    What an awesome review! You have to put up with a lot, Linkara, but in the end it's all worth it.
  • Trencher
    Awesome review! I hoped you would tear this rubbish apart and you did not disapoint!
  • Zaheela
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    Dwaaaa, tis a scottish fold kitten, so cute yes you... AHEM.

    lets just hope that it doesn't have a auto-revive ability. I don't think people's sanity would survive.
  • thatbastardfromfinland  - Random encounter
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    This sure brought on some major flash backs. Believe it or not but I stumbled upon this very issue in my hometown library a few years ago and GOD DAMN this shit was confusing when I wasn't familiar with the rest of the series (although I doubt if it would've made much sense if I had been). Anyway, good stuff as usual Linkara.
  • Ipwnyou99
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    I think the random EMPHISIS is KIND of FUNNY.
    I mean HONESTLY what the HELL Frank?
    also loved the review linkara. im kind of feel bad that you have to torture yourself with this shit for our entertainment.
  • Shinigami305  - First Post
    Ok just one question. Why in the name of sanity is this man hired to draw, produce, or even begin to create anything with names like Batman? I mean the amount of damage it must do to the image of the characters for new comers to comics and veteran readers to witness this garbage being approved for publication. You would think the CEO of DC would just say ENOUGH! Anyway good job as always Linkara may you survive many more Miller Times to come.
  • srv_is_god88
    One of the best episodes ever!
  • capthavic
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    Dear god the art for this series was terrible. How could anyone think that was fit for print?
  • snakestealth24
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    This is not Batman this comic is not anything it just a void of time and space filled with stupidity
  • Kibbitz
    Great job as always, though if watching your review made me cringe and wince this much, I can't imagine how much it must have hurt to do the actual reading.
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