Your drunk Tony is awesome.

i cant even get mine to play

I had to refresh 3 times to get the video to pop up. odd....

[b]What?[/b]

I mean, I know its a comic book and all and some artists have the right to over exaggerate on some portions if they can get away with it....but DAMN!


If a woman actually did that while in a sexual position with a man in real life her spine would snap in half like a twig. After I saw this review I actually tried doing that and it strained my back muscles so yeah, it could be done, but I doubt it would last for more than a hour.

How can we know we trust you?

YEAH? WELL YOU'VE GOT AIDS!

Tony-bot NEEDS BEER!

Very nice review Linkara, btw Wundagore aside from being where Magneto met the mother of his children is the base of the High Evolutionairy, and plays prominently into Spider-Woman's origin; before Bendis re-wrote it anyway.

I want to get into video reviews myself at some point, but I'd be happy to send you some of the old black and white Robotech comics if you like... some of them are pretty bad.

I'll save some of them for myself though :D

Or as I call it: Cow Woman Mountain. I wonder if there is an Ultimate Cow woman...

The image of Wolverine standing naked in a blizzard made me fall over with laughter :D

Somewhere Rob Liefeld is having an orgasm looking at the art for this comic.

Can't wait for the next episode!

Drunken Robot is still funny, even in shitty comic

Well ... agreed. That was pretty damn low to bring up the family, there’s just some things you just don’t bring up in an argument unless you’re exceptionally pissed, suicidal or psychotic.
Oooo violin? Do you play or your family?
While I like the weird explination for the incest (note: I don’t know anything about the characters but get this is a huge departure from past and personality) it still doesn’t really gel in terms of psychology. Was there an exceptionally, EXCEPTIONALLY traumatic incident? Was there a chunk of brain removed? Is there some sort of ‘this-is-acceptable’ upbringing? What the Hell?
Better piece of music for the want/need moment; t.A.T.u’s ‘Craving’ with “I only want what I can’t have/I only need what I don’t want”
BTW, you mentioned ‘Plutark’ in a previous review with regard to some characters elaborate name. Was that a Biker Mice from Mars reference there, Linkara? If so, I adore you even more. Add that to the fact that you made more than one Red Dwarf reference
(Plus, your drunk acting, especially voice acting, is wonderful and accurate XD Drunks are only amusing with regard to trying to string together a coherent sentance)

EDIT: Re: Magda and her spine = WHAT. That was my reaction the second that saw that. AS the owner of a female body and a working normal spine, that doesn’t WORK. What, is her ribcage a platter to present her breasts to Wolverine?
To quote the Nostalgia Chick, ‘What the what!’

Bender in the image = automatic win.

Yeah. You're the Juggernaut... and you got owned by Kitty Pryde, bitch.

Also, Wolverine wated to screw the Scarlet Witch because she looked like her Mom and Quiksilver *did* screw her because she looked like her Mom.

...This is so many levels of *wrong*.

the ed mcmahon "HI-YO!" gets me every time. love it.
ever since the 2010 trailer, i've been waiting to see how "good god woman, what the hell is going on with your spine?!" was going to plan out in context. and that being preceded by "BY DIEHARD'S CROTCH!" merely makes the moment more hilarious.
god, i love your tony stark voice. trying to pronounce "sophisticated" and giving up just adds to the awesome.
"come with me if you want to live...heh, cute." FTW!
GAH! "he's counting down from 14." this can only result in epic!

*On The Scarlet Witch being dead"
"...that resulted in things but they were stupid" lol.

I loled hard at "Yeah? well you've got aids!!! Pwned you real good didn't I"

Also Hawkeye is always funny with his dementia.

Great video Lewis.


Btw

[quote] Come with me if you wish to live [/quote]


[size=x-large][b] FFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUU MARVEL![/b][/size]

The drunk robot voice was great.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Your costume is ridiculous!

the family comment was "A low bow Cornall".

BY DIEHARD'S CROTCH! Were these artists so sex crazy, they made Scarlett's spine bend all the way back?! Good God...save us Bender Stark!

:P
does this means ultimatum comes next?

oh god the horror!

funny review
i bet your throat was sore after sing in your wolverine's voice

It may just be because I've been playing Darksiders until my eyes bleed recently, but I think Joe Mad's art here actually looks really good. It's just the colors that off, and the anatomy in that one panel. Comic still looks awfully pointless, though.

It's Yor hunter from the future

Great review btw, can't wait for conclusion XD

i dont get the 'he's counting down from #' Did i miss something?

I'm not positive, but I think this countdown refers to Terminator/Linkara's approach towards final confrontation with Linkara that has been going on in the background for a while now.

Ugh... What a wretched comic. "OOH LOOK AT ME! I'M EDGY! I HAVE NAKED WOMEN I HAVE INCEST! I HAVE IMPLIED RAPE! I HAVE THOROUGHLY UNLIKABLE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTERS YOU KNOW AND LOVE! Do you like me yet? Please like me! ... Please?" Add in some heavyhanded political commentary and a few more boobie shots and this could be a Frank Miller comic.

Iron Man is ALWAYS drinking in the Ultimate Universe, and actually in the main universe he's a recovering alcoholic.

Well, actually, in his own miniseries, we learn that ultimate tony stark needs to be drunk to pilot his armor, because of some nanotechnotology bullshit.

That Pyro moment you kind of skimmed over, rubs Ultimate fans the wrong way not just because it's an idiotic attempt at being edgy, but because the fact that John Allerdyce IS NOT a villian in this Universe and is apart of the X-Men.

Just to add fuel to the fire of what is a horrible comic series.

The drunk stark voice is extremely funny.
You know what? I'll stick with the original Marvel universe, this one is just too bizarre for me.


"Come with me if you want to live"

Really Cap'n?? Really???

Marvel what the hell are you doing. Good god just screw the Ultimate Universe. I'll stick to my Punisher comics thank you.

I think these issues were worst then the first two. When did the plot turn into Terminator? Good review.

I love the voices you use to read comics. They're so entertaining. xD

BWAHAHAHAHA