Bimbos in Time #1
Written by Linkara Monday, 30 November 2009 22:57
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12.03.2009 - 13:59 | RuinerXXSinCity
Actually just the fucking advertisement shown before Linkara's review oozed bad karma. The whole backwards philosophy of by buying a car, and becoming one of the owners you will become an "original". If that logic wouldn't cause poor Linkara even more pain I do not know what would.
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12.01.2009 - 17:42 | FullmetalNinja25
Super Sultry Teenage Foxes is easy to comprehend compared to this shit.
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11.30.2009 - 23:05 | HybridRain - lol
omg just with the title it makes me laugh... lets see this awesome episode!
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11.30.2009 - 23:20 | Arngrimite
Dude, I don't blame you for not wanting to review this. I couldn't watch the video all the way through without getting sick. Good job on pushing yourself through anyway.
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11.30.2009 - 23:25 | redshoesrock
This was pretty bad; I know teenagers who could draw and come up with a story more plausible. However, like Linkara I also own Warrior #1, and I've always thought that was the worst comic I ever read (assuming you can understand what the Funk & Wagnalls it was about)
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11.30.2009 - 23:33 | dontknowdontcare
Yay! New vid!
Bimbos in…wow, you deserve a crate of klondike bars for this.
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12.01.2009 - 00:56 | DanManX
Dude, the reason Elvis got carried and no one else is because with all the Bimbos already there, they were running out of room in the phone booth.

Which reminds me, you DID do a bunch of references, and darn good ones, but you missed a great one. When you mentioned Elvis adapting to time travel so easily, you could've used (in explanation to my first paragraph) the part from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where they tell Billy the Kid: "Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease."
Other than that, truly a classic. I have a feeling we fans will make "I know so you Bimbos!" a new meme/catchphrase.

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12.01.2009 - 22:35 | Adam Blaster - The Dark Knight Strikes Again
I also can't wait for Miller Time! I actually own the Dark Knight Strikes Again and know that it truly is terrible. It's going to be great to see Linkara tear it a new one. I feel so bad for buying that awful graphic novel, hopefully that review will make me (and anyone else who read it) feel much better.
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11.30.2009 - 23:44 | SpazzMaster
AWE DUDE!!!
The Energizer Bunny was the perfect opprotunity to use the BLAM!!!
Still, this was yet another classic. Great job!
FREE BIRD!!!
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11.30.2009 - 23:45 | G0069
I figured it'd only be a matter of time before Little Kuriboh made his way on here.
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11.30.2009 - 23:51 | Marvel Man 34
What did you reference during the headgear part, I got X Men but what else was that?
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12.01.2009 - 00:13 | TC300278
lol fucking great one linkara just from the title alone you could tell the comic was gonna suck. oh and I liked the YGOTAS reference
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11.30.2009 - 23:53 | Fluffyman
It's like somebody drew this in his room and decided to sell it as a comic, with no editing or spell-checking done.
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11.30.2009 - 23:55 | Deimos1984rd
I am at a loss for words...spelling errors? bad drawings? are you serious? thank you for the references Linkara because that comic was foul.
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12.01.2009 - 00:06 | BloodySharpie
I think half of my brain died when trying to think out what was going on in the comic. X_X
You deserve a big hug for you being able to keep your sanity.
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12.01.2009 - 00:00 | kotorfan04
That was possibly the best one yet, we had Tim Curry, Dune, Monty Python, and of course Linkara gearing up for Miller Time. Oh yeah and Bubba Ho-tep.
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12.01.2009 - 00:04 | colonelfancy41 - One-Liners FAIL!!!!
What makes me so mad about this comic the most is it's low-brow, SNL-style, pop-culture (at least for the time being) ridden references in their futile attempts to make me laugh! The message it sends is "aim low! People will buy anything!"
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12.01.2009 - 00:03 | Thatfatguyinalittlecoat
I think your being a TINY bit harsh on the story. Solely because most things that have people go back in time have them meet up with people from said time period.
I'm not saying the comic isn't complete crap, but it seems a bit harsh to attack it for doing something most time travel things do.
Although I'll admit everything else you pointed out is true and the comic fails epically.
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12.01.2009 - 01:07 | OgawaBurukku
So wait, you see no problem with them time traveling and meeting up with people from that time period even if they weren't ACTUALLY in that time period? You can't time travel, if it were possible, and ever meet Sherlock Holmes because he never existed outside of books! That was the problem Linkara had with their adventures-- they were meeting fictional characters (minus Elvis).
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12.01.2009 - 00:09 | TheAtomic
Too...many...references...
This comic made me barf up my previous energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking...
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12.01.2009 - 00:10 | Dragunslayer
You are a far greater man than I. I found just the review of it painful, I wouldn't even want to actually read through the whole thing.
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12.01.2009 - 00:11 | glu
gosh, i love you Elvis voice so damn much. It gets me every time. Great episode.
Am i the only one who got excited when he said "miller time"?
And what's with all these people commenting before even seeing the video? seriously.
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12.01.2009 - 02:19 | glu
yet we still get comments of people clearly stating they'll just begin to see it.
So i fail to see your point
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12.01.2009 - 10:08 | kayla
Ah see the failing to see the point was on me not you. Sorry!
And yeah those people are annoying especially for the aforementioned been up for several hours thing.
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12.01.2009 - 00:14 | SailorCardKnight
Oh good god this is painful.... like the Epic Movie of comic books. I take great pity for you for having to read this whole thing Linkara. ><
On a positive note, I love how you managed to get Little Kuriboh to make a quick cameo there. That was awesome!
"Why is everyone in this comic a f***ing bimbo?!" XD
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When he can't even do a witty intro, you know it's gonna be bad.