The XXX Files

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Comments (38)
  • TheEpicStickMan  - Wow
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    An angry Masako is a scary Masako 0_0
  • Kaibaman
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    I second that O-o

    ....It scares me to think what if Benzai took over Molassia instead of NC
  • tak_33
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    This is neat and all (actually the anime was terrible) but why aren't you doing the rest of the fall season?

    Personally I think the western world would love Fate/Zero, Mirai Nikki and even Un-Go but just don't know about them yet.
  • Mizi
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    Wow, that is a really old/bad Hentai. I hope you find a fun way to get revenge on Benzaie :).
  • BooRat
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    I've actually own and seen this one! I was an idiot and bought it out of an issue of Heavy Metal and was so pissed off at how terrible it was I gave it away to a friend of mine! God this thing was terrible but what did I expect for an $8 hentai from the 80s!
    I've seen a lot worst in the since that if you were to review them you'd have to blur or cut out a lot more!
  • Furrama
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    This is how wars get started.

    Really, I think this is how the last British/French war started. Bad hentai does that.
  • Landusk  - MasakoX never do Hentia
    MaskoX and Hentia stuff shold be away by 500,000,000 the two never mis He try to bring out the good of today gen while Henita well.. it a 2D animted of porn And trust me... I been in both words and best to keep the good away form the bad


    I Seen creepy fan art I never unsee...
  • DarkBee
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    I have no idea what you just said.
  • Landusk  - MasakoX swore!!!
    OMG MasakoX SAID THE F WORD there are no reviewers that can say one word with out dorping lest one or 2 F XD
  • DaPergament
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    A Christmas special eh? I hope it's not Love Hina's Christmas special =D
  • shockedsystem
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    Benzaie is a terrible person whose corrupting influence knows no bounds.
  • David2
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    Don't blame Benzaie... the teddy bear made him do it. (Just kidding.)
  • cgrascal
    C'mon, Benzaie! If you're gonna make Masako review porn, you could have at least make him review Bible Black Only!
  • DakotaCruz
    I can't beleive that hentai would get anyone turned on, and that's part of this movies failing ??

    Sure people do get their rocks off to this stuff but fuck those guys
  • Semudara
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    I have very little respect for porn, but I'm sure that there MUST be some that's actually good, somewhere out there. Similarly, I'm sure there is good hentai, even if I've never seen evidence of its existence.
  • Shinigami
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    That was too cruel even from Benzaie.
  • Moreno X
    You're telling me!
  • DoodTheMan  - JesuSnob
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    Oh no! Benzaie has now created a reviewer who possesses a JesuOtaku-like power to review anime, and CinimaSnob's power to review bad porn! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
  • CronoT
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    Wow, that was just evil of you, Benzaie. Don't you know that British people are genetically conditioned from birth to hate pr0n and to feel like they ran over someone's dog for watching it. I'm pretty sure what he just put Masako through was a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    :-P
  • The Guy that Died in MM Zero 1
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    Master Bate seems to be impersonating Benzaie...
    Benzaie should probably hurry before Bate tricks Benzaie's girlfriend into sleeping with him.
  • The_Awesometeer
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    aww i was hoping for some good hentai
  • lukeguy
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    You're a brave one.
  • Doresh
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    What? They had a light dildo, and DIDN'T decide to rip-off Star Wars XD ?!

    Well, at least this Hentai was just bad, not downright disgusting nightmare fuel...

    Oh, and do you think are the changes of Hollywood making a movie adaptation of this? It's only a matter of time before they run out of non-Hentai to remake/reboot/adapt/ whatever ^^
  • SnakeoilSage
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    Hentai is ridiculous enough but when they turn into snuff films it's just too much. I've said it before, I'll say it again, what the fuck is up with Japan?!
  • Mektar
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    Sheesh. It's a sad day when a hentai can't arouse someone.
  • Varis
    Is it wrong to find the titlecard sort of... hot?
  • ohe
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    What? The ever awesome Gokudo was released by AnimeWorks, and that's good, clean fun.

    Or maybe I'm just jaded. There is some cross-dressing and an idol scene, granted.
  • WarriorNun
    My God...it must have been horrible to sit through it since...Dragon Ball: Evolution, The Last Airbender, or...the Saga that Shall Not Be Named!

    ...Are you ok?
  • IMPSNEEDFOOD
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    what is the name of this please tell me thanks
  • Yawaru
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    Okay, Gokudo, the first episode is call Suddenly, I'm a Girl. Gender isn't bent, it's snapped and put back together by a blind rhesus monkey. Don't forget the genie. So yeah, good series.

    I gotta say, I like the idea of Brits forced to review hentai at bomb-point, leave it to the French to stick it to the fish n chips fellows for us :D But yeah, I have to agree I don't see the appeal of blood and gore in a porno. I mean what do they expect you to do when you go from a sex scene to an impromptu disembowelment, do you stop or keep going? What happens if someone walks in on you at the exact moment you're saluting the captain and there's a bloody, strung up corpse being blown to bits?

    Anyway, I'd like to see your reaction to a more... normal? hentai, where true love means banging your lover's sisters before you get to your one true love. I'd vote for Little Monica.
  • LikaLaruku
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    GEM + Gall Force + porn.
  • Guild Navigator
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    OMG,I can't believe I've actually seen this animated smut. And from what little I can remember from my college days there is nothing remotely titilating about it. Hell I didn't even remembered it until I saw the lightsaber dildo...
  • FunkyM
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    My god, Bad Hentai is Baaaaad...

    My condolences dude. Here's hoping for better days.
  • ShunJ89
    Not all Hentai is good my friend. As torture porn has shown us anything.
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