MarzGurl Challenges The Four Horsemen Burger

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  • Jackass Mask
    The manliest person at that table, to nobody's surprise, was Marzgirl. Even though she failed, she was by far the most calm about the pain.

    She would be the person that walks to the hospital after being shot and calmly waits in the lobby for her name to be called while the guy next to her whines about a splinter.
  • Shithead
    She ate the least. It's easy to remain calm among the people who were stabbed when all you did was prick yourself with a needle.
  • Jackass Mask
    Let me tell you something, with these kinds of peppers, it doesn't matter if you eat a little or a lot, it's gonna hurt just the same. The only difference is going to happen later in the bathroom. That's when the amount you ate comes into play.
  • Shithead
    True, but it is easy to put out the flames if it's only a small bite. But to take a small bite, then douse the flames, then take another bite may hurt.

    But true. The aftermath will be the worst. I feel sorry for the fellow in the Sailor Moon shirt; his aftermath shall be, dare I say it? Apocolyptic.
  • BIRA
    You, americans are pussies with food.

    Give that burgers to an starving african boy and he will devour the four of them in half hour.
  • RockmanX3
    A starving African boy wouldn't be able to even finish the meat. He has to get his stomach conditioned to eat small doses of meat or he'll die.
  • Jackass Mask
    Not to mention the heat on that meat. Say we are pussies after you have finished ONE burger, then maybe we'll listen.
  • Divide By Zero
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    Perhaps BIRA's just the sort of person who would see a starving African child and decide to give them a free burger... but stuff it with ghost peppers first.
  • Shithead
    BIRA, would you please take your self-righteous preachings somewhere else?
  • Way-Man
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    Actually if you give that burger to starving child, it would probably kill him.
  • Atwosheds
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    Manliest? Jackass mask I see you are proud to of your homosexuality, (not that there's anything wrong with that) but any man who looks at a sweet rack like her's and thinks "manly" is obviously gay or just likes his women to have the body of a preteen boy. (IE, flat and shapeless)
  • Shithead
    I've no idea what your definition of homosexual is, but calling a woman manly is not mine. If Jackass Mask had said, "You are manly, therefore, I wish to have sex with you," then that would be an indication of homosexuality.
    Regardless, calling MarzGurl manly was this thing called a "joke." Roughly, translated, he's not being serious. "Manly" is a compliment associated with power and durability, so he was essentially calling her tough, being ironic in the process. Understand?
  • jurf-rokstar
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    You had to explain the joke to him. That makes the joke unfunny now.
  • Atwosheds  - Re:Shithead
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    My definition of homosexual is a man who judges the beauty of women based on stereotypical criteria. Like how models are supposed to be the end all be all of beauty but are all given their jobs by and critiqued by homosexual men who have no concept of a womans' "hottness" because they like men. Women buy into it but real men see through the marketing ploys. Hips asses and boobs these are the foundations for which hottness is built on. So basically I meant you are like Perez Hilton. A man who doesn't think hot women are hot because he is gay.(not there's anything wrong with that)
  • TheAngryAnimeAddict
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    Not really. Most women with large chests are the manliest woman I've ever met. (including myself)

    It's just genetics really. But I have yet to meet a big breasted woman who acts like a Disney Princess.
  • Atwosheds
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    Large chest eh... Whats your sitch?
  • Ben_from_G-town
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    Wow... I like spicy stuff, but I don't think even I would try something like this. Kudos to you guys for giving it a shot.

    That sure was random, thanks for sharing though, in any case.
  • NinjaJim
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    All I could think was your plan to try and move all the food to one side was either optimistic or dumb I'm not sure which. Thanks for being so willing to share the pain with us. And love the new Hair cut btw!
  • Divide By Zero
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    Ditto on the hair cut. It's rockin'.
  • Sunioc
    marz, you've got balls of steel. I use a hot sauce that's about 2/3 the heat level of the bhut jolokia (ghost pepper) on almost everything I eat, but I still wouldn't touch that burger.
  • mspirit
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    What an amazing food culture you guys have. Eating uneatable stuff. I'm both embarrassed and excited by such a display of immaturity in food consumption...
    (don't take this as being offensive as I do totally understand the "fun" factor in that kind of "activity")
  • Zoah
    all heat no flavor...


    waste of good chillis
  • php101
    That would be something I would want to try to eat just once, but not as a CHALLANGE...
  • bearkat84  - what were u in san antonio for
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    Being a san antonio native, i know several people who have attempted but only 3 who have succeeded: my Boyfriend, his brother, and a buddy from high school. i tip my hat to u for even attempting. im too chicken
  • Atwosheds
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    That man vs food guy ate it.
  • thegirlwiththehoodie
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    Wow...that..that made my eyes tear up D:
    My question is WHO in the world thinks these things are a good thing to put on a menu???!!! ...for people??!! ...to eat??!!!
  • DarkBee
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    Must be an American thing: "Hey, let's put this inedible thing into our food and see who's stupid enough to try it!"
  • kamunt
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    Yep! America used to be called "the Melting Pot" for a reason--cultures from all across the world mix and create something entirely different. That includes food...and insane, masochistic creations like the Four Horsemen Burger, something that could only come from the melting pot. Which might literally make you melt.
  • KRTellez
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    I guess it's actually more of a challangue to conquer that thing that no one else can, Or something like that
  • SeaSloth
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    Before you started that was some of the hottest things i heard a chick say. I wanted to say "thats what she said" many many times :). Good try tho you'll get'em next time.
  • bluesoul
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    I'm equally impressed and horrified that you all ate as much of the Four Horsemen burgers as you did. I was hurting just listening to the names of the peppers listed. Although I've gotten better about spicy foods since I started living with Korean girls, I'm still not overly adventurous when it comes to hot food. Probably because it is very easy to cross the threshold from spicy-tasty to spicy-agony. (Plus, when food is too hot, aside from the inherent pain involved, it makes everything taste *bitter* to me, and I hate bitter.)
  • Mr.Anderssson
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    Damn, you got balls. Big, hairy, lady balls.
  • KRTellez
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    That's quite a statement must i say XD
  • mackshizzles
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    Marzgurl, you were too modest with Benzaie; you have a great body.

    And you are awesome for trying that burger. By the end of this year, you'll have 100,000 more fans than you're used to lol
  • Atwosheds
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    She does have a great body mack. She's built like a brick house. She's the hottest woman in Texas...
  • cheetaboy7
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    Now I want to find a ghost pepper and feed it to my dog, just to watch what happens.
  • KRTellez
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    The dog won't probably it, I've tried to do that with my neigbors dog. Maybe if you hide it on a meat loaf or something like that
  • DarkPhoenixMishima
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    Give me a plane ticket down there and I'll make that burger my bitch.
  • Schizoid
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    I once had a chimichanga that had habanero in it and only got through half before the burn in my stomach forced me to end it. And that was with milk. I salute your courage Marz. Part of me wants to try it but I know I never would.
  • sturmovik
    Come on Marz. The clear strategy is to consume a sufficient quantity of alcohol so that the chemical hotness of the burger would have no effect on you when consumed. Also, as liquid bread, a nice 7% ale would put out the fire in your gut. Tisk tisk.
  • VillainousBlogger
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    I saw that episode of Man vs. Food. I'm surprised Adam Richman's stomach isn't destroyed by now. He's had to deal with not only spicy challenges that might as well come from the devil but quantity challenges as well.

    I wouldn't be able to even take one bite of that burger. I'm not a fan of spicy foods. You guys were really brave to go against that burger from hell. Even getting past one bite deserves a prize. ^^
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    So did any of you hallucinate about talking coyotes, and then have the ghost of Colonel Klink show up and send you on a vision quest?
  • Crossover Princess
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    In a challenge of MarzGurl VS. Food: Food won.

    It's my dad who watches the show... I do watch it sometimes.
  • sandman83
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    I want to eat that burger.
  • Angelic Plague
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    For the barest fraction of a second, I thought "4 Horseman Burger" was the name of the next Land Before Time movie.

    Silly me...
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    That would have been freaking awexome!! The Riders of the Apocalypse would have ushered in the Dino extinction, and Little Foot and his friends would have all died a horrid death.

    But actually, I thought it was a new Anime series or something to that effect.
  • Axel Osbourne
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    You know a good rule of thumb for life, when someone makes you sign a release-form before doing something, and tells you it's because it has put people in the hospital, DON'T DO IT! Just saying.
  • Moon Spirit  - Food won
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    Man, I knew I seen this on Man v. Food. My cousin got me into this show.

    But man, that looked gnarly. I probably tapped out the minute I take one bite. Props to you Marzgurl.
  • The Man in the Tophat  - I'd try
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    I'd go for it but I don't think I could do it not with out sweating off a few pounds.
  • Korahn
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    Must...try...burger if I ever get down that way (doubtful being in NB Canada. I simply ADORE Habenero peppers and have been looking for a pepper that is more of a challenge.
  • Paradox0  - Congrats-ish
    Kind of interesting that there seems to be a trend of eating spicy foods on the site. My hat goes offf to you and your friends. I remember completing a wing challenge which I had to have 10 wings with a pepper extract (Satan's Blood which is about 700,000 units). I've been a little curious of trying an indian ghost chili, but those 10 wings really ruined my whole week (Nope I did not sleep that night). Seriously what sadistic bastard gives you WATER for that kind of thing. That just makes it worse. Actually the worst part of eating something that hot is not the spice but when it starts going down your throat....especially when you can;t breath.
  • EpicFish
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    Pretty ballsy Marzgurl. I, like quite a few others, am too chicken to try something that spicy. Plus, spicy foods don't agree with me in the first place so I think I'd want to save someone the horror of me vomiting or anything else.
  • Nexus Schwarz
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    Oh man, if you guys think that's bad, The Source is probably going to be a more devastating experience should you be able to find (and dare to try) it.
  • Sunioc
    I'd actually like to get a bottle of The Source, but I'm not shelling out $80-90 for a 1 oz bottle. I use Black Mamba, it's about 10% of the heat of The Source and that's plenty for me. Still way hotter than most of my friends can handle, love watching them running for a drink 10 seconds after they try a droplet of it.
  • Kari
    My favorite kind of spicy food is the kind where you're eating something sweet and tangy with what you think is a mild kick. Halfway through your meal, THEN you realize your sinuses have never been so clear, but other than that you can't feel your face. This, on the other hand, is a crime against chillies. Damn funny, though. >:D
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