MarzGurl Discusses The Land Before Time XI

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Comments (111)
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    This review wasn't quite as good as the one for Land Beofre Time X. Maybe it would of helped having more of a rant against the Tinysaurauses or the ending but it was still pretty good. From pointing out how Sara's dad is such a bad character he pushes away all chances for love, wondering how Littlefoot is only being made fun for being small now and how he could mess up a tree just by falling on it, and questioning how come the Tinyasaurases couldn't get through the hole but the T-Rexes could, and the disbelief at the ending. And yeah this was far better then "The Queer One" review of this movie who spent far too much time on unfunny overlong cameos and poor only posting a picture of what's happening editting.

    I am glad to see you finally make an onscreen appearence and as hinted in the Benzaie video to debut your new look. Few questions on it though.

    1. So... was Marzgurl just fooling the idiotic Juno, or is this a second Marzgurl with no connections to the first? I'm pretty sure it's likley just to get rid of Juno but really could of had a better wink to the auidence about it.

    2. I don't think the blue hair and the jump suit was really a bad attire but I guess that's just more self picking. Since we didn't see a full standing body shot of the full attire I can't comment on it, but the hair though looks.... incredibley similar to how my sister dies her. The style is different but there's such a familarity it's kind of... odd really. Still good vid though.
  • JRodHacker
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    I agree, I like the older look she had going. Though, it would be amusing if there were some kind of plot point setting up a scenario for the LBT finally. lol
  • ladydiskette  - "Tiny Longnecks"?
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    What paleneotology book did they fish these speices of dinosaur out of? I don't think I recall any kind of brontosauruses being so small they would have to live underground!

    Honestly I know its a children's movie that blurs scientific accuracy and fantasy but really what scientist is going to watch this with thier kids and think "Wow, what a interesting specimen of dinosaur" I am really surprised that Marzgurl did not dwell on this.

    Even Dr. Insano would call bullsh*t on this
  • Dierna
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    Paleontology book? Pft... they took the idea from a TMNT book called Dinosaur Farm where Shredder tried to take over the world by bringing back the dinosaurs only they all ended up being tiny longnecks...that from that point on just simply live in the sewers with the Ninja Turtles. *lol*
  • Morgoth Bauglir
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    This one:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Mussaurus
  • fanime1
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    Holy shit! You mean these dinosaurs actually existed! That's amazing! I doubt they looked exactly like the ones in the movie, but still...
  • Dragon_Nexus
    I'd make comment about which paleontology book you read that had the non-existant "Brontosaurus" in it, but......
  • Atwosheds
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    No way man. She looks hot. I always said she was way hotter than that horse face JesuOtaku, and this video confirms it. I mean damb, Marzgurl is packin' some double D's.
    I'm just saying I liked her for her personality before, but I never knew just how hot Marzgurl really is....
    Her look was cool before, just not that flattering, and those stockings.... Be still my heart.
  • MuEpsilonGamma  - Objectification of Women FTW
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    Huh, nice to know men are still pigs even when it's not the Nostalgia Chick they're talking about.
  • Crossover Princess
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    So your going with purple hair now... and that hair style...

    Damn it! You stole my look! How dare you!

    But seriously... love the new look, it's a nice change.

    Oh Juno... why must you make a fool of yourself every time you show up.
  • orin3721
    Mm, I like the haircut! Will you be redying it anytime soon, or are you sticking with au natural?

    Wow, I can't believe you're already on movie 11. I don't even remember seeing ads for the LBT movies past the 10th one - this looks like complete technicolor crap. Your opinions on the movies in general seem to coincide pretty well with my own (as far as nitpicking goes), so I'll take your word for it that it isn't the worst of the bunch, but it certainly looks like it could take on 9 and 3 for the title.
  • RockmanX3
    It's almost over Marz... It's almost over..
  • Moomoof
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    Well almost done.... so ..tinysaurs ...huh thats all they have now...really?

    Are they even going ot mention them in the next movie or....just like the little foot girl thing they are going vanish ?
  • Angelic Plague
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    Why are the tiny longnecks color-coded? The regular sized ones are more or less the same color (minus that awkward kid from LBT X) but I counted at least four different colors among the smaller ones.
  • ladydiskette  - Marz's new look
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    I think you looked really pretty in that black jumpsuit and blue hair to be honest Marzgurl, but I hope you enjoy your new look and I loved how you messed with Juno's mind. That was funny XD
  • derictorres
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    Yay!
    We get to see the new hair cut at last!
  • Balthus  - Tria Sarah Topsy
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    When I was a wee' laddie, I was bothered by the fact that Littlefoot and the other dinosaurs didn't age at all.

    I was impressed that the producers chose to depict something like the friction between a single parents child and the parents current significant other. Its a level of depth I didn't expect from the sequels.

    I have the feeling we wont be seeing Tria in the next movie, though. Sequels tent to eat love interests.
  • whatever42
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    Actually, surprisingly enough, she is there. Even more shockingly, they sort of continue something with her with Sara feeling unimportant due to her and "Topsy" having a new egg that gets all the attention. Of course, I haven't seen the movie, so I have no clue how it's handled.

    Anyway, another good review Marzgurl. You really are close to the end of all this now. Just two more movies and, possibly, the TV series. Finally, I can say that I haven't seen the next movie, so I don't know what you're in for besides the songs.

    This movie could have been worse. It wasn't good, but I did like that "Girls and Dads" song and the boss of the tiny dinosaurs. It still had a lot of contrived points though, and the quality is exactly what you would expect.

    Also, nice new look you have going there. Also nice to see the return of JUNO THE SORCERESS, even if she is rather ineffectual. I can't wait to see the next one.
  • Dark Jak
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    So this is the new look? i really like it.

    i've been enjoying these reviews. i almost wish there were more so that it wouldn't be ending soon. What are the plans for after this?
  • KrisKnives
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    Yay Juno's back! I missed her.

    Nice new look, I love the patches on the jacket!
  • Crystal-Heart
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    I gotta say, I love the new look just as much as I loved the old look.
    The hair is incredibly cute and, as a Hardcore Nintendo Fangirl, I have to say I love the Kirby Epic Yarn Jacket!
  • sonicchica
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    Ah! Nice new style. Poor Juno, I wonder where she teleported off too that took her forever to get back.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    This reminds me of a song...

    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason to live
    They got little hands, little eyes
    They walk around tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses, and tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people 'round here
  • Valis77
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    lol racist song! sounds like it.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    It's actually a song from the 70s intended to mock racism. It was recorded by Randy Newman, that guy from all the Toy Story movies. Oddly enough, people sometimes mistake Newman for a bigot based on this song.
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - You know what I just realized...
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    The whole series, even the first movie, has grass in it. There was no grass in the time of the dinosaurs.
  • Ota-Kun
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    Yay Juno's back!

    Love the new look Marz ^^ New hair style is cool and rocking the denim jakcet and Pink stockings is hard but you pull it off!
  • DuosAngel
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    First off, I LOVE the new look. Shame the violet in your hair didn't show up better but the haircut looks really nice. I'm really digging the jacket too.

    Jeez has it been 11 movies already? I can barely remember most of the ones you've covered at this point. Only two movies left, I wonder if either of them will top movie 3 in badness or maybe even be something worthwhile.
  • summernight  - Wondering?
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    Awesome review, MarzGurl. Just two more movies to go. When you finish The Land Before Time saga, are you going to do An American Tail saga (four movies in total) or All Dogs Go to Heaven saga (three movies in total)? If you are, that would be so awesome. If not, I could understand, they are bad movies. At least their shorter compare to The Land Before Time saga.
  • bigboy_2099
    Marzgurl you are one hot anime geek
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Goodness gracias, Marzgurl this movie is so bad that it made your hair go brown! :o

    Honestly, the sequels in this series are bad but this is by far the worst one. It's just plain stupid. I mean how do we go come from earthquakes, quicksand and tar pits...to tiny longnecks? Thank God I stopped watching after Part 5...
  • Ben_from_G-town
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    Hmm... Land Before Time XI was... meh? Then. About as much of a footnote as Juno was. I think we all forgot about her, haha.

    Have to say, though... I'm digging the new look. Looks nice. :)
  • SpeedyEric
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    0:38- The opening to Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds," this is not.

    Creepy Crawlies? Sounds like either bug toys or a bad Saturday morning cartoon show.

    Honestly, who thought up the songs for these movies? Also, were they high, drunk, or both?

    What the Hell is the deal with the adults against the tinysaurs?

    9:48- The continuity in the sequels seem nonexistant. It's like they are taken place in The Twilight Zone.

    They defeat the sharpteeth ...by tickling them? ...You don't see THAT in the Jurassic Park Trilogy.

    Lastly, I like how you looked in this video. I even like the Galactic Empire symbol on your jacket. Looking forward to your last 2 videos on the Land Before Time series.
  • ckyvick
    2:13 :0
  • angel85
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    there actually was such as thing as tiny dinosaurs, thanks to the effects of island dwarfism, dinosaurs that lived on small islands adapted by having smaller adult body size, this resulted in sauropods not much larger than cows. Such a phenomenon has happened many times in evolutionary history, including woolly mammoths, possibly a hominid, and even modern animals.

    Of course, such animals have NO place in the great valley, which is part of a large landmass with plenty of space and food. When I saw the title I assumed they'd be set upon by a naturally small species like ramphoryncus or compsontnathus (don't hold me to the spelling of those)
  • Tel Megiddo
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    @Virgil_theBadassPoet
    I'm preeeeetty sure there weren't talking dinosaurs either. Just sayin.

    Great review. I really enjoy your stuff, but it usually doesn't make me laugh out loud. However, this beauty had me laughing all the way through. Bravo.
  • Lawlietlk
    NEW HAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR!!!!!!! >u
  • Strongbaddude
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    welcome to NTom64 level of bad puns. For more of these go to hellfire commentars for ones like "This is Terrable" Kingdom hearts birth by sleep
  • Trencher
    Oh no Marzgirl has ben replaced with an evil dobbeltganger. Well not that evil but DOBBELTGANGER!
  • Trilaanus
    Hey, Marz, seems to me that Littlefoot lied to the Tinysaurs because they were the only ones who could identify him as being responsible for the destruction of the flowers.
  • Strongbaddude  - ummm----
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    ummmm that was violet i thought it was brown and that the blue hair was purple
    that it you need a new camera
    and by the way can you show us the complete outfit because it looks cool
  • ThatGuyWithTheSaxophone
    *klonk* my jaw dropped - your new look is just as incredible as you are, Marzgurl :)
    Although, I am going to miss your beautiful long blue hair...
  • Shinigami
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    Maybe 11th part is not worst one but its still pretty bad.
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