Ninja the Mission Force - Citizen Ninja

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  • Retronomicon  - Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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    Knock knock... Banana!!!
  • Spritle101
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    Sweet, ninja time.

    Please tell me byepassers stopped & watched while you were filming in the park.

    Is that Orson Wells? Does Orson Wells have to choke a bitch?

    It gets funnier each episode.
  • Shinigami
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    That fight scene on play ground cracked me up. I expected some one to do same thing that happened in Suburban Knights.
  • JehuTron
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    Is it me? or does that "Fascist Italian ninja boss" look just like Hosni Mubarak? O_O
  • Ed Glaser
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    Nah, that's screen legend Edward G. Robinson. He came back from the grave just for this role! ^_^
  • Grimm
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    that was mighty nice of him.
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Only Ed Glaser can cast Orson Wells as a Fascist Italian Ninja. :D
  • zonQe
    "Knock knock - who's there - banana" x8 horizontal

    I can see the writers are full of ideas ;)

    "I just love cats" Yeah, the ones that are bred by anime translating companies...
  • Threeshades
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    I loved the cat.

    Also this is my favorite series on TGWTG right now. Good job :D
  • The Solitary Gamer
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    Again the core concept here is solid and the talent of everyone involved is self evident but this really would have benefited from a less goofy approach, letting the humour come from the ridiculousness of the production and editing while everyone involved from the writer to the cast treated it as if this is a serious piece of martial arts film making.

    Undefeatables iconic fight scene would be far less entertaining if the actors stopped in the middle to wink at the camera.
  • warriorwhacko
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    Can't stop thinking of: "I will stop you, until you don't succeed." Reminds me of "I will kill you to DEATH!" Well done everyone. Hope there will be a DVD sometime later.
  • Flaregun
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    Admitedly, this is not gonna be to everyone's taste, but I really like the weird, surrealistic nature of this series.

    I know it ties in with last week's gladiator/mafia ep. but I still thought it was too bad you didn't make Edward G. Robinson the head of a band of French ninjas, rather than Italian Fascist ninjas. That way, it would have tied in nicely with Todd in the Shadows' review the other day of that "Ninjas In Paris" song. (What? No, I haven't actually had a chance to watch Todd's review yet. Why?)

    On a technical note, in the scenes at the picnic blanket in the park there seemed to be a lot of people running around in the background. At times I was wondering if that was another band of Internet video producers making their own movie back there.

    Also, I'm curious about this week's Special Guest Movie. I got the impression that in previous weeks, it was public domain movies that were used (I thought maybe that dubbing over the original dialog altered the film in such a way that "fair use" wouldn't cover for movies in copyright or something). But while I don't recognize the movie, I find it hard to believe that any Orson Wells film would be out of copyright (or at least, any film before he started saying yes to any paycheck in the 70's & 80's).
  • Ed Glaser
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    There sure were a bunch of people running around. It's a huge playground, so there were lots of parents and kids. That Edmund Ho guy couldn't even be bothered to shoot when there were fewer people around. ^_~

    The special guest movie is "The Stranger", and it is indeed in the public domain.
  • Filby
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    Banana was his sled.
  • Ed Glaser
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    L. O. L. ^____^
  • Reedemption
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    How ironic...that's EXACTLY how I faked my own death as well!
    ...It...didn't work out too well...
  • Cantumimbra
    I'm loving the series so far. Awesome work, congratulations!!!
  • Flaregun
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    Oh, also, I think my favorite moment was when Brad had an offscreen tiger (or possibly velociraptor) kill, uh..., I'm just gonna say it was Agnes Moorehead.
  • FordXanakov
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    Why isn't the the most popular show in the bistory of the internet yet? I don't know, people make no sense to me.

    I have made sure all my friends and coworkers (most of which never even HEARD of TGWTG) have watched this show. Everyone loves it! Mr. Glaser, I'm fighting the good fight for you sir.
  • Ed Glaser
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    Thanks so much, Ford! Word of mouth is everything with shows like these, so every single bit of publicity, URL-dropping, and friend-showing helps!
  • Guild Navigator
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    Oh shit,that ninja has BUBBLES!

    Man,I can't believe Ed & Brad dragged Edward G Robinson and Orson Welles into this convoluted epic... I'm pretty sure we're going to see The Driller Killer thrown into the mix down the road.
  • JustAGuy1  - You wouldn't happen to be related to a one Jon Gla
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    If not, then forget I asked. Dude, this show is a combination of cheesy Martial Arts movie, and Kung Pow enter the fist (C'mon do not tell me otherwise, the whole Orson Welles part comes right out of that movie, WHICH IS AWESOME!) Seriously, this show rocks! I watched a lot of bad Martial Arts movies, and this a very well executed homage to it.
  • Skyscraper
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    And so the drama ramps up, as Gordons cuban-irish ex-girlfriend is killed by a beast that will certainly be fought sometime later down the line. Truly, with such blatant attacks on his integrity, this ninja must make it his immediate mission to prevent Bruce from killing anyone else... by force, if he has to.
  • aunt_zelda
    This is fantastic and hilarious and I have no idea what's going on, but I love it.
  • E-Dome
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    XD "ultimate supreme ninja master if ninja's"
  • BooRat
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    Banana, Banana, Banana!!
    Another great goofy episode!
    I like how you age Benjamin Button style!
    I want that Garfield phone!
  • founten
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    I am LOVING this series so far! Ed and Brad are both brilliant in it and the writing is superb! :D
  • Ed Glaser
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    Thanks! Glad you enjoy the writing, Meagan's got a real flare for the absurd. ^_^
  • Tfatcat2  - me love ed
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    been saying it forever ed is the best talent you fellows should make this a dvd so i can buy it
  • Ed Glaser
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    There will definitely be a DVD. ^_^
  • Doresh
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    I didn't know Brad had a black-and-white corner in his HQ XD

    Oh, and banana!
  • ohe
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    Nice foley.

    Also Gordon's dialogue is awesomely inane here. Especially the flashbacks. I neither would join a fascist ninja team. Fascist ARE bad.
  • Karyu
    All I could think of during the first fight was "Fucking bubbles!"

    Would have been awesome if it actually was a Bubble thing.
  • Catey
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    Bwah? So I see this little Citizen Kane satire in the sidebar and cannot help but click on it. Little did I know of the epicness that was to be unveiled to me... and there are like 7 more episodes... Sayonara life, then...

    In all seriousness, though, this was crazily well done :) Very impressed by your production quality.
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