Ninja the Mission Force - Ninja Begininator

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  • Lord Tataraus
    YES!!! I've been waiting a long time for this.
  • Guild Navigator
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    It has begun... (thunderclap)

    Which Brandon Lee flick was that,Laser Mission?

    Seriously,outstanding job,Ed and Brad. Old man Ho would be proud.
  • Ed Glaser
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    Laser Mission indeed!
  • WarxePB
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    Hell yeah! That was awesome! I can tell that a lot of work went into this.

    The "dairy ninja" bit was a bit long, and the dairy puns got a bit tiring near the end, but the rest of the dubbed-in lines were a perfect mix of awesome dialogue and not-so-subtle poking fun. The original scenes were all awesome, and the fight scene at the end was my favorite part overall. "Shut up and choke on my ninja cheese" is something I have to work into my vocabulary from now on.

    All in all, this was a good start, and I'm eagerly awaiting next week. I suspect that bacon-jitsu will be the least ridiculous ninja power we'll see in this series, and that excites me.
  • alchron
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    My head just exploded!
  • SagatBelmont  - GREAT!
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    This is 36 different flavors of awesome! from the dubbing, the tacked in exposition, dialogue and the camera effects... I think I'm gonna cry :')
  • WhoMyBabyDaddy  - And So It Begins .....
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    *Stunned In Amazement*

    What i see before me is something soo awesome that i can't explain how awesome it is! ... DAMN YOU MOVIE!!!

    =D
  • EpicJason1999
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    Let The Bad Ass Awesomeness Of Ninja The Mission force....Begin. ^-^

    Congrats Brad. You Should Feel Very Proud. ^-^
  • ladydiskette  - Looking good so far :)
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    Dammit Kung Tai Ted's evil twin brother you have gone TOO FAR!!!!

    You wont get away with this! >:(


    That is until next episode.



    What I like about this film to start off with is your excellent use in imitating the ambiance of not only those classic seventies ninja movies. But just seventies cinema in general, every little detail from the camera shot in technicolor to the soundbytes were dead on, it was like (spliced footage from real-life old movies aside) you were watching a movie from the seventies on Youtube. Even the costumeing is enjoyable to watch.

    Ed Glaser, I think the mystery of what you would look like with long shaggy hair has been solved XD lol

    6:48-lol, that part cracks me up, it would be have been even funnier though if after he used to it to groom his toy pony's hair he used to comb his musatche with it. XD

    The dairy puns were pretty bad, but I am not sure if it was done on purpose in a "so bad they are funny" way or what. All in all, I am looking forward to how it continues along in the next episodes.
  • DangerousLoki
    This was enjoyable but I wasn't really gripped until..... GARFIELD PHONE! And then this became a legend of awesome.

    The dairy puns were fairly awesome to me though. But because Puns are such a hard medium of comedy to make work. That said, I agree with you that this movie did feel like one of those old fashioned movies, I'm just waiting to see how long it takes for Piere Kirby to appear in this (I have no idea if that's how his name is spelt.) Then all of Brad's dreams can come true
  • Buhwaa33  - Ninja Awesome, no with more Ninja, Ninja.... ninja
    That was boss awesome! I have always been a fan of the "bad" kung fu, ninja genre, and this mixed parts bad ninja, with horrible dubbing, and recycled footage!! I am a fan of the Cinema Snob, but now, I'll be watching everything from the minds around that site... this was too good!
  • rockybalboa211
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    I wonder if Kung Tai Ted will make a cameo appearence?
  • JotaKaPF
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    This was so awesome. I really enjoyed the stupid puns, I had to pause for 1 minute just to get over the "here's his file, his number and his hotel".
  • Bear Paw Media  - So amazing.
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    I'm so buying these when they come out on dvd it's not even funny.

    I was honestly expecting a more serious tone with it...for some reason... and was pleasantly surprised when it took a more nonsensical approach. The best tribute/satire I've seen in some time. Great work to all who worked on the project.
  • Fangoram
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    i only need one word to describe this show. GLORIOUS
  • YourMovieGuide
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    This is pretty damn funny. Can't wait to see more episodes.

    Poor Cheese Ninja; and next week he was suppose to fight Super Dude
  • Lotus Prince
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    My favorite part was the phone conversation between Ed and the guy from the other movie. That was VERY well done.
  • sordcooper
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    oh man that was awesome, if i had money i would but this XD... but i dont so i'll just open it up in like 10 tabs and play them all at once to throw add revenue at your face
  • Moon Spirit
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    Loved this 70s-esque action movie! So much, so much, CHEESE!!!!
  • SpeedyEric
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    Godfrey Ho and Pierre Kirby would be proud, guys. Now, if you'll excuse my, I'm suddenly in the mood for cheese, ...and I don't know why. =P
  • BooRat
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    I want a cheese and bacon sandwich now!
  • DuosAngel
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    This is the most wonderfully ridiculous thing I have ever seen! Excellent job guys! I can't wait to see the next episode!
  • zepolmas  - Question:
    Is this specificly a Jones/Glaser joint? Or will the rest of the site regulars get to play?
  • Lossthief
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    I think this is just Ed and Brad (and their friends/family) working on this.
  • Ed Glaser
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    The series is written by Meagan Rachelle and produced & directed by Ed Gla... uh, "Edmund Ho." Besides the nefarious Brad, you'll see a number of Team Snob members as well.
  • EpicJason1999
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    I think what you guys and gals have created is just purly and simply awesome. I have such high respect for brad and his crew.

    I cant wait to see more.

    congrats to you and brad for this mind blowing series.

    this series will hopefully get me more inspired to finally get my first independent project filmed. which is going to be a 30 minute battle film called The Battle Ends At Midnight.

    Team Snob , you guys and gals are just amazing. it will be an honor to meet brad and his crew , and I would be delighted to one day temporarily work with him. ^-^
  • Oddworld Inhabitant  - Damn you Wisconsin Soviet Ninja Sympathizers!
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    Have to admit, my history class missed the time when the USSR took over the Wisconsin cheese smuggling racket. Stupid public schools.

    Great movie, though! Hope the rest will remain fresh.
  • timusforlife
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    Oh man, I love me some Ernest Borgnine. Thank you :O
  • Ed Glaser
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    He was remarkably easy to work with.
  • ninethrizzle
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    KICK FUCKING ASS!! I love it guys! I have high hopes for this series, can't wait for the next episode...or the DVD release :D lol

    And PLEASE sell some full sized posters for this. I'd totally buy one
  • Linkara
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    From Ed's twitter, it looks like there are definitely going to be Ninja The Mission Force posters. ^_^
  • Ed Glaser
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    You got it, sir! You can get one at http://cafepress.com/ darkmaze
  • BooRat
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    Wow this was great! can't wait for more!
    Why was Captain America's shield on the wall of that airport?
    Also why was Billy played by Clark Kent? And why was he hitting on the airport security guard?
    I like the Cheese ninja look!
    Also turning into a different person when changing into ninja form!
  • Munnin_Huggin  - Cheese Ninjas!
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    Yeeeeeessssssssssssss . . .sssss. . .sss

    I like it.
  • Da Erkka
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    Oh wow, this is like the perfect parody, everything you would expect from a movie from this genre is right there. And I also love Brads character, he's like evil Kund Tai Ted.
  • benzaie  - AMAZING
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    I had no idea episodes would be this long, We're looking at a complete freature length for the whole series I assume...

    Stellar work Ed, and a real tribute to cinema
  • hownice
    Look at the size of the smile of Brad! That's scary!
  • samuelentertainment
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    This is incredibly well written. I can't wait for the next episode.
  • herx
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    I can honestly say that this was a gouda video (hohoho, i crack myself up some times). Can't wait for the next one. :)
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