Dark Knight
Written by That Guy With The Glasses Friday, 18 July 2008 21:22
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07.30.2009 - 05:50 | NarrowSights15
It was too good for words in his opinion. WAAAAAAAAAAY different from the other movies.
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07.18.2008 - 10:39 | supermidget - .......
While I do understand that this movie (which I have yet to see) is... morally challenging... and while I do appreciate the critique of the film, taking the Bum in a more dramatic and meaningful direction seems like a terrible idea. You should stick with the tried and true ravings of a homeless, drug using weirdo.
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07.18.2008 - 10:40 | Wardog - ...
Depends really. Dark Knight was very...um...well...dark LOL. And it was also thought provoking so if you like those things then you'll enjoy Dark Knight. Not to mention a super-psychotic Joker.
I thought Dark Knight was awesome ;D
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07.18.2008 - 10:44 | AWM05
Whether you like it not, this movie can really change you. Even homeless loonies.
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07.18.2008 - 10:46 | Jillas
I was almost disappointed when I realized you were going to review this as the Bum. I thought that a movie so awesome couldn't be reviewed by a crazy, yelling homeless man and instead should just be reviewed by yourself. But wow - even I didn't expect the Bum to be bummed.
This, in my opinion, was the best way you could have reviewed this movie as the Bum. Good job.
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07.18.2008 - 10:55 | Nostalgicasian - going to watch
does this mean that the movie suxs? OMG... thought it was going to be good...
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07.18.2008 - 11:07 | Lyger
I think is means the movie was GOOD, seeing as how the Bum was left totally speechless.
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07.18.2008 - 11:14 | Aleclom
Oh man, this movie was so good. And dark. And twisted. And depressing.
So yeah, wow. Gotta agree with the bum here.
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07.18.2008 - 11:18 | Meta
....wow....I guess if it makes the Bum like that, then it really must be a good movie. I'm hoping to try and go see it this weekend. Perhaps then I'll see what he sees. Oh, and the comment on the video: That'll do, Bum. That'll do.
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07.18.2008 - 11:21 | Madman152 - Wow
Jesus. Like really it blew me away! This movie was WOW! I'm like the Bum right now speechless. Heath Ledger didn't go down in Vain that's for sure. Cough cough OSCAR.
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07.18.2008 - 11:25 | Ghostmayhem
Yeah, it was an incredibly dark movie.
Thanks for not including any spoilers in the review, ThatGuy...
I've seen it already, but, yeah... Some people might've gotten Really mad...
The only thing you --KINDA-- spoiled was what happened to Rachel.
Man, I REALLY didn't see the ending coming...
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07.18.2008 - 11:53 | KAP
DAMN is the only word that seems to work in summing up this movie.
Great review.
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07.18.2008 - 12:23 | The Toon Geekette
And now for something completely different, huh?
Damn, I need to see this movie...
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07.18.2008 - 13:00 | kniddy
Yea I REALLY recommend watching this review only AFTER you've seen the Dark Knight. His reaction will make much more sense because that's exactly how I'm feeling after seeing it..........I mean Damn!
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07.18.2008 - 13:04 | rattlehead91
I don't blame him for being at a loss for words. The movie is so good that I can't verbalize or write the great aspects of this film. I can't even compare it to any other movies out there. It's just...fantastic.
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07.18.2008 - 13:06 | KiloWattKid
Hahhaa, "this is chester a bum saying.......keep the change"
I was iffy on this vid, I mean I'm glad it went in a different direction with the usual excitement, but then thats what made it not so great, though that made it epic. It can go in many directions. I saw the Dark Knight today and there is only one word to describe it "DAMN"
seriously I never really ever liked Batman, but this movie....does it for me. Probably my favorite superhero movie to date, Iron Man leading.
If you haven't seen it, its dark and grand. See it.
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07.18.2008 - 13:09 | MURPHYCHACHO
You know it was a good movie if it left Chester A. Bum speechless. Just saw this movie tonight, and I'm still kind of in shock. It was great but...damn. Poor Rachel and Harvey.
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07.18.2008 - 13:50 | NintendoAddict
I thought it was one of the greatest movies of the summer, but the review was also funny
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07.18.2008 - 13:57 | SaveALemming - OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST BUM REVIEW I'VE EVE
Very little on your site has made me laugh as audibly and hysterically loud as that just did. (....I mean that in a good way.) Before I watched it I was thinking it was gonna be a similar crack fantasy rant like Hellboy, but one of the greatest compliments I believe a movie can receive is when it's described as exhausting, so when the bum is exhausted by a movie, that's amazing. And I've become so used to the intro and outro being the same clip for so long that I was kinda dreading the upbeat 'change' ending so I loved that it was different for this one.... But I hope it's just for this one.... Unless another movie that is that level of exhausting comes along.
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07.18.2008 - 14:09 | Namaru - Some how I knew this is how he would review it
I mean, I was speachless. This could have been very well the greatest movie i've ever seen. I had a feeling his review would be just like this.
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07.18.2008 - 14:14 | ScorpiusPro
Well Chester,
Whatever doesn't kill ya, makes your stranger
HEHHEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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07.18.2008 - 14:58 | Sin Wukong - Are you gonna carry that wieght .
(End of Scene)
This is Chester A. Bum saying........ Ya know what. Keep the change. (Bum Turns)(long sigh)
(Bum walks off)
(Sin Wukong walks by and slips a Franklin in the Cup and walks off without a word.)A Story as Dark as the Title Itself, and a Twisted Kick-Ass Masterpiece of Morality.
-Perfect.
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