Haha, that was great. I thought Indiana Jones was awesome, but that didn't stop this from being funny. Great work here! ^_^

Russian Dominatrix...XD Votes: +9

I fraking love this movie...

Oh and if you've watched this before watching the movie...uh...idiot...and uh...spoiled

So if you haven't hit play yet and are scanning through the comments, my advice is not to hit play unless you want to be spoiled...and I mean totally, giving away the ending, ruined the movie for you spoiled...not the oh no Optimus has flames spoiled. Votes: +3

Just okay? From the way your bum character was talking, you'd swear that you hated the crap out of it. Well, that said, I agree with you. It was fun, had the music and Harrison Ford, and obtained two great sequences (opening and the multi-vehicle chase scene ending with the ants)...but aliens was just awful. I found your description of the scene between Blanchett and the alien hysterical.

Great work, but make Temple of Doom and Last Crusade in five seconds! I've been waiting forever for those two! Votes: +4

I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!! Mainly because i LOVE the Indy Jones franchise. Yeah, the alien stuff was weird, but not much weirder then looking for the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail or Hindu God Rocks!!!!

If you wanna read MY review of this movie, just go to my account at tv.com: ctooner.

But, still, i thought this movie was AWESOME!!!! Votes: -1

I love that you only do the bum reviews for big budget movies. It just makes an effing great point about modern America... And warm theaters... Mmmm... Warm buildings...

Also, Shia LaBeouf is a little fucker. Not sure why, he just is. Kind of like Orlando Bloom... He's always that stupid, not-as-cool, comic relief character that you just want to punch in the face for being so whiny. xD

Love your videos, can't wait to see more. Votes: -4

Kingdom of the Crystal Meth! Awesomely hilarious.

I loved that jab at Scientology. Brilliant stuff.

I'm warming up to the Bum, despite not liking the Speed Racer review. Votes: +1

I thought indiana jones was pretty good, it was a little weird especially for indiana jones but it was enjoyable, I wish they could have made it darker though. more violent and creepy, just like the first three but I guess they toned it down because of the fact that harrison did his own stunts and they needed the movie to be more lighthearted because he's getting older, great review BTW I never really thoght of indiana jones as a examination of religion but now that I think about it, it makes sense. oh and shia wasn't that bad, I think he's a pretty good actor, and at least he didn't overshadow harrison ford. Votes: +1

I love the way in which you don't really get much of an informative review in the video, instead it's just comedy, yet you can sum up your opinion of the movie in the last few seconds. It's weird, yet strangely effective : P Votes: +0

I loved the film, but did agree with you on bits. I got my own video review coming up soon.

I also loved The Lost World: Jurassic Park dig. Votes: +0

"Dude, thats my balls"
^^ Man... thats fucking hilarious Votes: +2

kingdom of the crystal meth lol
russies
great works keep them coming Votes: +1

Havent seen new Indiana yet, are there really aliens? Votes: +0

Yes, but apart from one shot at the end (mentioned in the review), it's well done.

It's all to do with the 50s theme running through the film, which aliens were a big part of. Votes: +0

i thought i was the only one who noticd the immortality fuck up great review Votes: -1

Heh heh I love chester and now hes gonna be every saturday!!! YEAH!!! Votes: +2

Seriously dude, if you stopped spending all your change on movies, you might be able to buy some food... or bathing products
XD Votes: +2

i thought i was the only one who noticd the immortality fuck up

There wasn't one. The grail and immortality can not go past the seal, since "that is the price of immortality". Votes: +5

"Dude, thats my balls" Votes: +3

The only movie that george lucas should ever write about aliens is star wars. The funny thing is when the openning started off in Nevada i was kinda wondering if they were gonna go to area 51. Oh and i would really like to know how somebody survives a nuclear explosion by hiding in a refrigerator. Votes: +0

"Oh, my God, This is greatest movie I've ever seen in my life."
"This is Chest A. Bum saying...CHANGE!!"

Classic.

Chester is a great character. Votes: +2

Haven't seen it, but it's on my list.

I hope you review The Happening when it comes out. Votes: +0

I hope you review The Happening when it comes out

I hope that happens, since one early review described it as "Wicker Man bad", but he'll probably review The Incredible Hulk that week. Votes: +1

kool Votes: +0

Steve said: I fraking love this movie...

Oh and if you've watched this before watching the movie...uh...idiot...and uh...spoiled

So if you haven't hit play yet and are scanning through the comments, my advice is not to hit play unless you want to be spoiled...and I mean totally, giving away the ending, ruined the movie for you spoiled...not the oh no Optimus has flames spoiled.
Steve, my friend, you saved my ass...
As it happens, I'd been scanning through the comments before I saw the movie (for the exact reason of avoiding spoilers) and came across your comment.
THANK YOU.
Well, I saw the movie, and it was amazing.
The Bum review was also hilarious.
Hope he gets around to doing Hancock (which he definitely will)
That'll be great.

Votes: +0

The whole series has some great nostalgia value.

Can you, like, review the prequels as the NC? Votes: +0

Hey! I AM a Scientologist.
lol None the less it was
still funny. Votes: -4

The grail and immortality can not go past the seal, since "that is the price of immortality".

Wait a minute. (record scratches)
If the grail can only give you immortality INSIDE the seal, how is it Henry SENIOR got to stay alive?
I mean, they were OUTSIDE THE SEAL! Shouldn't he just've collapsed the second they got outside?
I am very confuzzled... Votes: +0

i would've thought that the imortality stayed and you could still grow old. remember how the guardian was really old. maybe thats happened to Indy and Hank. Votes: +0

Finally someone agrees with me. The movie wasn't bad, yet it wasn't good, it was just, "Okay." The ending was just bad, I thought it was like they just did the whole movie and then they thought, "Eh, we're almost done, just put random crap at the ending." Votes: +0

I actually saw this movie so seeing Chester A. Bum review it was a total joy to watch. Incredibly hilarious and well-revised work, as ever!

Though funnily enough, I also thought "Indiana Jones" was...well...okay. Surprised by the amount of terrible reviews though! Votes: +0

The Grail doesn't give you immortality. It heals you and extends your life, that's all. To get immortality, you have to keep drinking from the grail.

As for passing the seal...the price is that the cup can't go past the seal, not the effects of the cup. It's said in the movie that two of the three knights who took the grail to the temple came home...one made it and he was far older than he should have been.

he stayed in the temple, drank from the grail, then left, and eventually got old. The same with the second knight, while the third stayed behind to guard the grail, drinking from the cup every so often to stay alive, but even then he gradually got weaker.

See what you can learn when you pay attention? Yeesh

Votes: +0

Only okay?
I thought this movie was awesome! Votes: -1

Boo! AH! Haha, Chester you're the man. Votes: +1

i love this review. the movie was okay.

i think mainly this series is teaching you that once you know all there is to know, you die. think about it.

Look at Ark of the Covenant = die
Touch the Stones(w/e they are) = die
Drink from Holy Grail = die
Ask aliens all there is to know = die


there's gotta be something about the series that makes me love it. Votes: +0

btw, forgot to say, good job.

and i have no clue what youll review this Saturday. The only two nationwide releases i saw coming out were "Sex and the City" and "The Strangers". pretty dull movie weekend this is. itll get better the next week tho. Votes: +0

I bet if you reviewed Kung Fu Panda, you will have so much to make fun of Votes: +0

The new Indiana Jones movie sucked, but I was expecting that. There is no way they could have made this movie even come close to the greatness of the orignal three.

Except for Indy, all of the characters where either annoying or just awful. The plot was pretty horrible to.

Oh well, it's all right, at least there are three great movies from this series.
Votes: +0

ya know, the first time i watched it i felt like the movie was just ok. I saw it again with my gf two days later and i freakin loved it! if you are trying to decide if you like it, go see it again. it is better the second time Votes: +1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. XD

Dude, genius! Absolutely genius. Votes: +0

Kingdom of the Crystal Meth

This made the video - Lmao Votes: +0

Usually i prefer the nostalgica critics, but this one was great
Indiana Jones 4 was temporary so stupid, that i think a review with the video (in nostalgica critc style) would be really great too. Let's wait for the DvD and look what happens Votes: +0

I love these Bum Reviews! They're hilarious yet uninfomative, except for the last few seconds where you tell us whether the movie is worth seeing or not. Great Job! Votes: +0

Man I love Chester A. Bum. Keep bringin' him back and make him more schizo and violent lol. Great vids man, keep 'em comin'
Votes: +1

Fuck the rushies. Votes: +2

And the alien was like:
-Boo
_AAHH!

Votes: +0

I was expecting the shit at the end to immulate the ship from "Close incounters" with the piano shit. Votes: +1

i think there were too many turning around things for continuation....u get wat i mean? Votes: +0

Am I the only one to know that the tall FBI agent in this film plays the Janitor in Scrubs. Votes: +1

Am I the only one to know that the tall FBI agent in this film plays the Janitor in Scrubs.

Yeah, what the fuck was he doing in that movie? Votes: +0

That bum is so right about the reilgions in those movies. Votes: +0

I think you're right, Spielberg is an alien. Or maybe he's been abducted on some of his movies ?

I hadn't thought about scientology, that's just great XD

I was a little disappointed by the film (I mean the Graal was supposed to give eternal life to Indy AND his father) but well. Maybe Spielberg should rename it Crystal meth ? XD

(I so loved the part about the son not having balls. I mean, I was like, sorry for him, but he ? Maybe he's a woman. XDD) Votes: +0

What the hell is a dominatrix?

That guy, this is awesome, keep making them. Votes: +0

oh my god its rlly about aliens

pretty nice movie, Votes: +0

His son is not his son because he has no balls! OMG! his son is the alien!! only aliens are that good at vine swinging! that means he made them see the rushies and the aliens! It wasnt the meth! - though that may have helped.... Votes: +0

Well, I finally got my review finished and uploaded. I personally liked the film ans I address some of ThatGuy said about it (not directly, though, because he is a Golden God).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_IFeobI0IQ Votes: +0

please make another video devoted to surviving an a-bomb in a refrigerator. Votes: +0

In the space between spaces!

I LOVE BUM REVIEWS! Votes: +0

Dude that my balls... best line ever. Votes: +1

"BOO! AAH!"

This was well funny, but I did enjoy the movie..really, I did! :0

Ha, Shia has no balls. Votes: +0

Steven Speilberg might be an alien. All those alien movies. Makes sense. JK Votes: +0

Hahaha Rushies Votes: +1

"The Kingdom of the Crystal Meth"? I laughed for almost the entire review just at that line. And then that laugh was multiplied by yet other hilarious comments. Awesome review. Votes: +0

Chrystal Meth lol! FTW! Votes: +0

best chester's review

I TOTALY AGREE, this one WAS A TOTAL MESS... Votes: +1

"Dude that's my balls." HILARIOUS! Another great video. Votes: +0

DUDUDUDUNA DUDUDA Votes: +0

Awsome ^^ Votes: +0

I LOVE this video! Even though I loved the movie, this video is just too damn funny.

AND I WAS LIKE
"You sure this isn't Kingdom of the Crystal Meth?" Votes: +1

"I'd be like 'Dude, that's my balls'" LMAO!

HG Votes: +0