Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Print E-mail
Written by That Guy With The Glasses   
Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:00
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Comments (94)
  • Hand_Of_Doom
    Haha, that was great. I thought Indiana Jones was awesome, but that didn't stop
    this from being funny. Great work here! ^_^

    Russian Dominatrix...XD
  • Vadakin
    I fraking love this movie...

    Oh and if you've watched this before watching the movie...uh...idiot...and
    uh...spoiled :P

    So if you haven't hit play yet and are scanning through the comments, my advice
    is not to hit play unless you want to be spoiled...and I mean totally, giving
    away the ending, ruined the movie for you spoiled...not the oh no Optimus has
    flames spoiled.
  • goldenstate5
    Just okay? From the way your bum character was talking, you'd swear that you
    hated the crap out of it. Well, that said, I agree with you. It was fun, had the
    music and Harrison Ford, and obtained two great sequences (opening and the
    multi-vehicle chase scene ending with the ants)...but aliens was just awful. I
    found your description of the scene between Blanchett and the alien hysterical.

    Great work, but make Temple of Doom and Last Crusade in five seconds! I've been
    waiting forever for those two!
  • Daffy
    I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!! Mainly because i LOVE the Indy Jones franchise. Yeah, the
    alien stuff was weird, but not much weirder then looking for the Ark of the
    Covenant or the Holy Grail or Hindu God Rocks!!!!

    If you wanna read MY review of this movie, just go to my account at tv.com:
    ctooner.

    But, still, i thought this movie was AWESOME!!!!
  • Pupils Tuesday
    I love that you only do the bum reviews for big budget movies. It just makes an
    effing great point about modern America... And warm theaters... Mmmm... Warm
    buildings...

    Also, Shia LaBeouf is a little fucker. Not sure why, he just is. Kind of like
    Orlando Bloom... He's always that stupid, not-as-cool, comic relief character
    that you just want to punch in the face for being so whiny. xD

    Love your videos, can't wait to see more.
  • OrangeZack
    Indiana JOnes WAS TERRIBLE. IT SUCKED SO MUCH ASS, that it sucked all the good
    things about the first 3 movies and stole it from me. IT WAS FUCKIN TERRIBLE!
  • Mattato
    Kingdom of the Crystal Meth! Awesomely hilarious.

    I loved that jab at Scientology. Brilliant stuff.

    I'm warming up to the Bum, despite not liking the Speed Racer review.
  • half_ghost
    I thought indiana jones was pretty good, it was a little weird especially for
    indiana jones but it was enjoyable, I wish they could have made it darker
    though. more violent and creepy, just like the first three but I guess they
    toned it down because of the fact that harrison did his own stunts and they
    needed the movie to be more lighthearted because he's getting older, great
    review BTW I never really thoght of indiana jones as a examination of religion
    but now that I think about it, it makes sense. oh and shia wasn't that bad, I
    think he's a pretty good actor, and at least he didn't overshadow harrison ford.
  • Prodigs
    I love the way in which you don't really get much of an informative review in
    the video, instead it's just comedy, yet you can sum up your opinion of the
    movie in the last few seconds. It's weird, yet strangely effective : P
  • Film Brain
    I loved the film, but did agree with you on bits. I got my own video review
    coming up soon.

    I also loved The Lost World: Jurassic Park dig.
  • Zweimeterzwerg
    "Dude, thats my balls"
    ^^ Man... thats fucking hilarious
  • ddude1992
    kingdom of the crystal meth lol
    russies
    great works keep them coming
  • Grimbot
    Havent seen new Indiana yet, are there really aliens? :'(
  • Film Brain
    Yes, but apart from one shot at the end (mentioned in the review), it's well
    done.

    It's all to do with the 50s theme running through the film, which aliens were a
    big part of.
  • Mr-Kipling
    i thought i was the only one who noticd the immortality fuck up :P great review
    ;D
  • newzikiwi
    Heh heh I love chester and now hes gonna be every saturday!!! YEAH!!!
  • spaydthesuperhero
    Seriously dude, if you stopped spending all your change on movies, you might be
    able to buy some food... or bathing products
    XD
  • Film Brain
    Quote:
    i thought i was the only one who noticd the immortality fuck up

    There wasn't one. The grail and immortality can not go past the seal, since
    "that is the price of immortality".
  • The G-Man
    "Dude, thats my balls" :D
  • Sith Lord Sage
    The only movie that george lucas should ever write about aliens is star wars.
    The funny thing is when the openning started off in Nevada i was kinda wondering
    if they were gonna go to area 51. Oh and i would really like to know how
    somebody survives a nuclear explosion by hiding in a refrigerator.
  • Game_over
    "Oh, my God, This is greatest movie I've ever seen in my life."
    "This is Chest A. Bum saying...CHANGE!!"

    Classic.

    Chester is a great character.
  • blushapple
    Haven't seen it, but it's on my list.

    I hope you review The Happening when it comes out.
  • Film Brain
    Quote:
    I hope you review The Happening when it comes out

    I hope that happens, since one early review described it as "Wicker Man bad", but he'll probably review The Incredible Hulk that week.
  • lewis
    ;D kool
  • Ghostmayhem
    Steve said: I fraking love this movie...

    Oh and if you've watched this before watching the movie...uh...idiot...and
    uh...spoiled

    So if you haven't hit play yet and are scanning through the comments, my advice
    is not to hit play unless you want to be spoiled...and I mean totally, giving
    away the ending, ruined the movie for you spoiled...not the oh no Optimus has
    flames spoiled.

    Steve, my friend, you saved my ass...
    As it happens, I'd been scanning through the comments before I saw the movie
    (for the exact reason of avoiding spoilers) and came across your comment.
    THANK YOU.
    Well, I saw the movie, and it was amazing.
    The Bum review was also hilarious.
    Hope he gets around to doing Hancock (which he definitely will)
    That'll be great.

  • Viva la Killer Tomatoes
    The whole series has some great nostalgia value.

    Can you, like, review the prequels as the NC?
  • RED Squad
    Hey! I AM a Scientologist.
    lol None the less it was
    still funny.
  • Ghostmayhem
    Quote:
    The grail and immortality can not go past the seal, since "that is the price
    of immortality".

    Wait a minute. (record scratches)
    If the grail can only give you immortality INSIDE the seal, how is it Henry
    SENIOR got to stay alive?
    I mean, they were OUTSIDE THE SEAL! Shouldn't he just've collapsed the second
    they got outside?
    I am very confuzzled...
  • kopaka4992
    i would've thought that the imortality stayed and you could still grow old.
    remember how the guardian was really old. maybe thats happened to Indy and Hank.
  • Monado
    Finally someone agrees with me. The movie wasn't bad, yet it wasn't good, it was
    just, "Okay." The ending was just bad, I thought it was like they just
    did the whole movie and then they thought, "Eh, we're almost done, just put
    random crap at the ending."
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