Yes! New MFT! Thank you sage for bringing us...holy crap this is Lite's fic!

"I don't cry....ever"

the wierd part is that when you impersonate yourself,you change your actual voice,that's confusing

but love it anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The idea for that was thought up in the TGWTG chatroom! I was there when Lite thought of it! ...I didn't help write it, but I told him to go ahead with it. So, you know, I was involved.

But why must you tease us with the next one? Why can't you just tell us?!

Brilliant!!!, No joke, that is quite a very creative story.

"KFC Product placement and I do not have to act"

Genius!

The radiation that just finished pouring from my computer screen. Seriously, great new episode. And hurry up with the next one, I will pen the sequal were you become a drunken, broken loaner, doomed to wander the streets of a world infested by zombies.

Umm...I need more sleep.

I vote you disown your son for dying because he ate chicken wings. :3

Well I would've thought something with a title like that would have gone a bit differently.

this is by far one of the most awesome fan fic ever written here on the site

Bitches DO love the sage.

"Totally Bugfuck Insane." Aren't those the exact words Harlan Ellison used to describe comic book writer and novelist Michael Fleischer? Right before Fleischer sued him for defamation of character for that using single insult? Thus proving Ellison correct.

This is by far the best fanfic ever! By the way, why didn't you tell me you had a son?!

A story that The Sage enjoyed? Thumbs up for you man!

Christopher Walken ftw

Oh no, don't tell me the next MFFT is going to have bunny sex! I'm still getting over the dino sex!!!

I say we send this one to Hollywood, right after "Halo - Halos in Space".

Nice story.

Where did you get the photo of those hot women all over you?

Bennett, I hate to bother you, but I wrote an online story and was wondering if you'd be interested in poking fun at it. Admittedly, it's an original work rather than a fan-fic, but I think you could find a lot to get humor from. Let me know if you're interested, and again, sorry if this is pestering you.

PETA would love this fanfic.

kfc is one of the most dirtiest restraunts around true

Truly, this epic will rock the literary world for years, nay, generations to come.

If you're taking requests, you should review a chapter of "My Immortal". It's got a homosexual vampire Harry Potter in it and a Mary Sue and everything.

You may not shed manly tears but this video made me shed tears...of laughter!

Bennet, you are indeed correct that this is one of the greatest stories ever written.

Now to plunk ourselves back into reality and tread forth into the truly horrid stuff. You are such a brave soul, good Sage!

Very funny, if not a little short for my tastes, can't wait for ep. 7

All literature written from this point on will be rendered meaningless when held up to this masterpiece. Congratulations, Sage, you have ruined my life.

Wow... dying of chicken wings almost tops my list of worst ways to die...

But 'At the hands of Cillian Murphy' still tops. Sorry.

Oh you're just going on because you're in it. If you weren't in it, you'd give it no mercy.

God, this was so incredible :B

Good lord. I think my brain just broke from the pure awesome of this fanfic. At first I thought you were kidding in the opening... MAN I was wrong.

Truly an epic story that shakes the literary world at its very foundations, that.

Really looking forward to the next episode, especially since we didn't get told what it is, exactly, or who it's by.

Wow. Just... wow. I had no idea you were so awesome, Sage. =3