? (was my first reaction from the context of the story) This Collins dude either needs to get laid, or needs to seek help from a professional psychiatrist immediately. A Philosorapter? Seriously? That's just wrong on so many levels.

rather read this than the first episode
edit: I am almost as disgusted by this more than episode 1

God, it took all of my power not to crack up behind the camera for this one. Great read for a single take, Sage, love the integration of the raptor pics.

I like how you are incorporating more facial and physical reaction to the story, it allows for a much stronger flow of humor.

Hee hee....Linkara is going DOOOWWWNNN!!!!

I think it might of actually made Jurassic Park scarier if the dinosaurs hunted down their prey and had sex with them rather than just eating them.

There comes a time when every man must confront his desires for a raptor.
Also wtf, Wikipedia gave me this when I was searching for raptor species.

Well that's proof then.
Velociraptors are rapists!!

I think a little part of my soul just died. . .

Good in keeping a straight face while reading. . .Little piece of work in the video.

Not sure if I should laugh or cry at this one.

Think I'll do both.

Protip: 'Manoeuvre' is an accepted alternate spelling of 'maneuver'.

...and "Man-hors d'oeuvre" is what would probably happen if a human attempted to have sex with a velociraptor.

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Linkara is on the next episode? Wow - his works all seem like Masterpiece Fanmovie Theater to me.

A man gets raped by a what now? Who thinks this shit up?

Bestiality creeps me out.

Oh and...

Linkara?!

And by the Way: Epic Evil Laughter

How did you manage to subject yourself to that without going insane in the process?

Anyways, looking forward to the next episode. If Linkara is guest starring (by choice or not), then it must be an epic fanfiction based on a comic.

My jaw dropped at velocogina. Just (ellipsis) wow.

Wow didn't see that come

love the evil laugh. it was perfect!

Oh god yes that was so hot!

Kidding, kidding!
Damn that's disturbing, I loved your reactions tough. But please, next time read a better fanfic... I don't think my brain can handle another Velocigina...

I liked how eagerly he mentioned that the velociraptor's vagina is hairless.

I'm going to write a delightful Sage/Linkara rapefic now.

Ohh man I have been waiting for a new fanfic theater.
Thank the aesirs!

Unclean, Unclean! So disturbing! make it go away!!!

Good reading though. I would have stopped after first mention of velociraptor sex. And let Linkara go!

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if you'll excuse me, i have to take an hour long shower.

11:30

okay, I'm gonna flip a coin to see if I keep watching...

tails.

Okay, I'm out. You're a braver man than me sage!

Doesnt velociraptors usually have reddish skin in fiction!?

That story was disturbing. Didn't Film Brain link that to you? I think I'll go smack him. Kidding.

Anyway, Linkara, huh? That should be interesting. Liking these crossovers!

Oh...my...god...

You are truly good at these Sage (keep the facial expression and your little comments,IMO that makes it even better) because I would normally be totally disturbed and couldn't make it to the end, but I was able to listen to you completely, and even LAUGH AT IT most of the time (well, until you say words like "hairless vagina"...).Kudos to you for keeping your straight face dude!

Oh and LEAVE LINKARA ALONE!LEAVE HIM ALONE!

I'm...not enterly sure what to say to this. I was hal between laughing and my mind breaking utterly throughout this enter video.

Oh people...why do you do such strange things?

mmm. Is Linkara in your CLOSET? You know you out to be carful or some crazed fanfiction writer might get some crazy ideas from this video o_O.

O my God my soul its burning! The goggles they do nothing!

I think I'm permantly scarred for life.

Oh, I didn't know this, but the website is actually suppose to be nothing BUT Erotic Jurassic Park fanfics.

......I really have no comments on the disturbingness of this fanfiction. o_o;

Nooooo Linkara! Someone go save him from the evilness! Dx

Masochistic tendencies? More like beastiality tendencies...

I'm still waiting for the Sage to do My Immortal

Wow....that was much worst then your the first fanfic you read.

At least that was between two humans.

Bah......