Dear God. I think my mind just committed suicide. Why? What kind of horrible piece of shit would write an atrocity such as this? WHY?

Great episode!
I'm glad that you are continuing this.
But really, DBZ and Anne Frank?
Who got that idea?

You sir, are a far better man than I. I couldn't even sit through past what you said it was a cross over of. All props to you, and save me a seat by the lava pool. I hear it's lovely there this time of year.

Goku fighting Nazi zombies from space on velociraptors. Now THAT is a movie.

I would never know why Gofer would think at any moment a story of Goku and a love relationship of Anne Frank taking place in World War 2 would be a good fanfic. Also, what was with the ending of that story? It didn't make sense.

I am joyful you make these horrible fanfics enjoyable in a way, but I couldn't bare to read the two fanfics you read so far half-way.

(Rocks back and forth)

BAD! BAD FANFIC! BAD!

Good episode though.

BTW, for a minute there, I thought you were gonna say next week, you picked something from Oscar AKA Artemis's Lover.

Back to my freak out. FANFIC HURT ME!

Oh, that explains Hitler's fixation with the so-called "master race": he's a Super Saiyan. Ingenious.

Sage, how do you find such shitty fanfics?

I read this story months ago, and i remember the lols. XD

Great read Sage, great read ... wait, wrong's wrong with Tim Burton?

After you mentioned who the people were in the cross-over I IMMEDIATELY gave it 5 stars...also what do I have to do to get you to read some Sailor Moon Fan-fiction I wrote back in '95?

The spirit of Anne Frank is not pleased. I know this because she has been following me for the past 6 years (it's a long story).

Super Sayan Hitler! lol I can't get over that. I'm defently going to hell, if the talking to spirits and experimentation with genetics didn't already sentince me there.

Oh sweet merciful crap...

Even though I've never really followed Dragonball or its incarnations, I'd heard wind of this fanfic through TV Tropes and the descrpition alone boggled my mind but hearing the actual story out loud, word for word...my jaw was left hanging open for a good couple minutes.

Nothing could have prepared me for that!

I have a feeling Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre is going to become my catnip here at TGWTG: you know you're going to encounter some "stories" known to cause brain-damage but damn if it isn't fun to hear you nonchalantly take it down a few pegs!

Why did they move to Kangaroo Land? Also what about the established marriage of Goku? Also what became of Hitler? I must know these things or am I to go on until the end of time with these question?

Seriously though that was some screwed up fan fiction.

Right up until the point where Hitler went super-sayan, you could have easily swapped out Goku for Superman and had a golden age comic book story. After that... well, sounds like DBZ to me!

P.S. so when exactly are you going to get to the best of fanfiction? I'm just curious: the worst sure is fun to pick apart, but I would be disappointed if mocking the bad stuff is all you end up doing.

P.P.S. Jovial is a word, but I'm uncertain about the status of jovially other than my spellcheck isn't complaining about it as I type this.

Perhaps it is my fault, but I don't intend to read GOOD quality fanfics, mainly because I don't find them nearly as memorable as the cracked ones.

After getting this request many times, I figured out why people are asking me about good fanfics, they are mistaking my intro line. It's "The very best IN the very worst of fan fiction", not "The very best AND the very worst of fan fiction". My apologies for accidentally leading people on.

LMFAO

Well, maybe I'll be shunned for this, but I suppose SOME points must be awarded for a clever--if ultimately nonsensical--reason for Hitler's Aryan fixation despite him not being one himself. I mean, Vegeta believed in the superiority of his race too... I mean, my brain still shut down for like a minute because it couldn't process how insane the idea was, but I believe in giving credit where credit's due.

Even that tiny bit of creativity, however, was undone with "Super Ultra Power Saiyan." Good lord. Really? That's it? That's the best they could do?

Also, speaking giving credit where it's due, what's the deal with all these authors having rodents in their pen/screennames? HammoHAMSTER, GOPHER-chan, SQUIRREL king...am I sensing a pattern? Or is it simply coincidence and after the third video it'll change?

Wonderfully done Sage. If the rest of the series is as amusing as the first two, I may have a new favorite on the site.

But who thinks Gopher-chan will continue the trend of the first video and grace us with their presence to order this being taken down, amidst threats of hacking and other nonsensical things? Anyone? Anyone?

Ahhhhh, thank you for clarifying. Yeah, I was hearing an "and" where there was none, listening to it a second time.

jo?vi?al? ?[joh-vee-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. endowed with or characterized by a hearty, joyous humor or a spirit of good-fellowship: a wonderfully jovial host.
2. (initial capital letter) of or pertaining to the god Jove, or Jupiter.
Origin:
1580–90; < ML jovi?lis of Jupiter (the planet, supposed to exert a happy influence), equiv. to L jovi- (see Jovian ) + -?lis -al 1

Related forms:
jo?vi?al?ly, adverb
jo?vi?al?ness, noun

What about reading some of the old Ratliff fanfiction? Granted, you'd need to find the originals...

.. okay, nevermind. You COULDN'T find any unmisted version, they've all been revised.

Still, I must submit the old versions as absolutely horrible.

If Gopher comes I will be ready.

Oh (ellipses) god it burns it burns!

Glad other people picked up on the superman-ness of this,
waitaminute,
Did Gopher-chan have anything to do with Superman at Earth's End? There seems to be a consistency of quality between the two.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I know I should be laughing, but this is disgusting. Not you Sage, you're brilliant, just this whole travesty. Everyone knows you don't touch the Holocaust!

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Oh hell Really? Super Saiyan Hitler? Goku marries Anne Frank?

Words fail to describe, how fucked up this is. Unbe-fucking-lievable. Thank you, Bennett.

Still cannot believe what I just heard...

This is hilarious!! Keep 'em coming!

I started watching but then it was just a little to touchy so i stopped the video so i wouldn't hate Bennett the sage who is cool.But please tell me if you liked it or not.

He hates all of these. I mean, even the little you watched should've told you that.

great job... my suggestion...maybe use soudclips from time to time, like the kamehameha and stuff like that ?

DBZ and Anne Frank. DBZ and ANNE FRANK?! What's the connection? This is....just a horrible fanfic with the WWII backdrop. Hitler shouldn't be a superpowered nut.

Seriously. Eww. If I want to see a super fight him, he'd better be punching him in the jaw like this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/philippl/449758744/

Thanks for outlining this horrid tale, Bennett. I understand the statement and behalf of all writers, I'll take it and burn it in Linkara's bad comic pile.

Or is that too good for it? Seriously. Hitler and Anne Frank?!

how about goku vs cyborg dual-chaingun wielding hitler from wolfenstein? i was expecting it until he went supersayian or whatever

Well, that was a strange little tale. Sounds to me that someone was doing a school project or something on WWII and got carried away, as it wasn't poorly written, but had an incredibly bizarre concept that seemed almost tacked together with spit and masking tape. Also, seeing as the story did a decent (read, DECENT, not great, just passable) job of carrying the story along, but fell flat with its rather abrupt ending, further makes me think this was for an English class, and the writer started running out of time to finish it before it was due. Granted, I have no idea WHY someone would use a Dragonball Z character for this sort of story (as opposed to using an original character), but then again, I try not to understand fanfics in general.