"yes, but is no problem to clean up when bad guys take our liberty to be deadly." is such an awesome quote.

"GREATER ATTACK USED MIND BULLETS. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

That's a great drawing right there.

GREAT CRAPS!

That was an awesome 10th episode.

The infinite monkeys on infinite typewirters experiment has commenced. In is called the internet, and soon it will produce the words great novels.
And fifty million tons of shit like this.

wow, it continues, now it picks up with Scotland and Willian Wallace (why did he say Ireland? it only had one Irish character in the whole movie)
King Arthur, really?
Dracula????
Dorothy....President.....WHAT?!
Watt Earp, Why? since when is Wyatt Earp Indiana Jones?
Joan of Arc, and a Genie. just wanted to see how stupid that looks on screen.
Einstein, and Edison, THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY DOESN'T ALLOW FOR TIME TRAVEL!!!! (seriously look it up, the only chance for time travel is forward only, and only at or near the speed of light) I really need to stop nitpicking, since if I did that, I would be typing for days on this guy alone.

She... "vampired" at him?

What the f---ing f---?

"The genie exploded into lots of explosions made of green explodes"

:s

ow... just ow

The silliest part of this "work" is that Peter Chimaera says that he had someone "proofread" his work.
I believe that as much as I believe that he read about literary devices in a book.
Seriously, even whole-word-induced semi-literacy and whole-word-induced dyslexia couldn't produce writing this atrocious. Really, having your idiot friend who has only one iota more brainpower than you look over your work and give you pointers is not a good idea.
All in all, great review, Bennett, and I applaud your ability to enunciate this imbecile's butchering of the English language.

Willaim we all are cutting back economies bad.
William Wallace Bad Ass he can survive his own execution and sheath his own swordsman!
Merlin going bad explains why Aurthur was a horse
mmm boatmeal

God this is the best crap ever

he had thr balls to self publish this wow

Too much of a shitstorm to comprehend

My ears, my god this guy is so bad that its hilariously good. This should be publish over the news.

This can't be real. I can't believe someone's serious about this whole thing. This must be a parody.

Please let it be a parody. I don't want to believe that there are people that stupid out there.

015:46 OBJECTION ...I mean EUREKA!!! :P

"I'm made of demon" should be put in a t shirt!

these stories were sooooooooooo bad they were awesome!! mainly because you are reading them for us thank you!

Is it bad that I think the first story wasn't that bad, y'know, besides the usual problems?

Run from the Draculas! "She 'vampired' at them?" God, this is hilarious!

I'm just going to skip the Wizard of Oz one.

"He scratched his head with his mustache?"

I think the genie just had to justify its own existence. Proof positive that it should not. So Joan of Arc had to have a genie to put the British empire on the run? What a prick. And that made sense as opposed to just raising an army the normal way, which she actually did?

...It's Albert Einstein you idiot! And time is relative, but not that relative. So Thomas Edison, who lived and died before Einstein, would not even have heard of relativity or time travel. Edison, Einstein, and Mummy Caesar: Monsters All-Out Attack!

Yes, it is great idea to do research for stories. Too bad you have not learned that lesson as of yet. So you think we're idiots, and since relativity is a complex theory, we'll swallow your crap fic? Oh god, leave Schrodinger alone! No sequels! The cat is dead, do you hear me? The cat is dead... *cry*

Weep for humanity. Weep, I say!

I must say this writer is very creative. I must say that I had never thought of Dorothy having public relations with Abe Lincoln before this.

Also about time travel, it is Fan FICTION. It does not need to be possible for it to be a good story; even though that is not the case with this one. Though this is "historically" based you can't ask for realism from an author like this.

:?: I'm somewhat confused? :!:

Joan of Arc and a genie demon?

And I thought a rapping dog on the Titanic was enough to break any brain.

The preface was frighteningly accurate; I feel like a different person after hearing this guy's stories...a lobotomized person.

This is why you don't give drugs to six year-old kids. Sure at first its hilarious but then the problem is they eventually find the computer and write monkeysquirrelmustachevampireislandtheend

You would have to try really hard to write this badly. :s

Did you almost laugh at "and she vampired them"?

Can't wait for the next episode top come out!

I found his website, he really is selling the book.

http://www.peterchimaera.com/

English is clearly not his first language.

He's from Canada, so maybe his first language is French?

It's so bad and the guy is so full of himself that I wonder if this is actually a parody of crappy fanfiction. Though that seems doubtful.

My brains all mushy inside.

wow. your ability to keep your composure through all that was amazing. i wouldn't have even been able to make it through the first 'story'... good job sir

A story involving everyone at thatguywiththeglasses.com? OH NOES!!!$

I couldn't stop giggling!