Episode 10: Historical Fanfiction Part 1
Written by Bennett The Sage Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:50
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Comments (108)
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10.25.2009 - 22:42 | Aquablack
Man, squirrel king seems like such a good writer now..
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10.25.2009 - 22:54 | Rad80sdude
Crackers :woohoo:
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10.25.2009 - 22:56 | KannaLillywaitwaitwaitwaitwait.
I had to go back and listen again... 'King Richard something or other... AGAINST the crusades'?!
I'm a history buff, but never have I been more utterly disapointed in someone's research.
Richard was in the Holy Land, wasn't he? Fighting Salahadin? (I'm aware I probably didn't spell Salahadin properly, but it's late and I can't be bothered to go check)He led the Crusaders! Crusaders, Templars, etc... at least know what side the damn king of England is on... god!
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10.26.2009 - 00:15 | Heisanevilgenius
The idea was that he's fighting *in* the Crusades, *against* the Moors and Saracens. It's just written really awkwardly.
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10.25.2009 - 23:04 | Limecatit's pronounced KIH-mera. Not Chih, Kih. Like Beta-Chi.
Also, why haven't we had My Immortal, the greatest fanfic ever written, on here yet? Please oh please can we see it??
"He put his thingy in my you-know-what and we did it".
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"
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10.26.2009 - 21:27 | Dr. FibonacciMy Immortal is a satire of bad fanfiction. I's a hoax.
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10.28.2009 - 00:09 | LimecatThat would mean 3 people were in on it. That's like saying Ed Wood made bad movies on purpose. He seriously thought they were art. It's not a hoax if the fic actually exists. Whether the author was doing it on purpose or not doesn't matter. It's still awesomely bad and must be read.
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10.29.2009 - 17:26 | TheAtomic
Don't bring me down, man, I gotta believe it's real
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10.25.2009 - 23:06 | LimecatGod fucking dammit, it's KIH-mera! Not CHIH-mera! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
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10.25.2009 - 23:59 | dethf_ck
I think he's doing it on purpose to mock the author's atrocious spelling
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10.25.2009 - 23:26 | Joker Jr.
can noone sea teh shear awsumneness of wat this masterfil storie's affors us as humen beans?!@
I moran youre engorance. ;)
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10.25.2009 - 23:27 | HeisanevilgeniusThe sketch for Hitler: Extreme Nazi is amazing.
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10.25.2009 - 23:30 | The Toon Geekette
What is it with fanfiction turning historical characters into Super Saiyans?
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10.25.2009 - 23:32 | Smarty
Hitler...extreme nazi, i cracked up
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10.25.2009 - 23:45 | MetalViking
*Robin Hood killing Cthulhu*
....WHAAAAAAAT?!!?!?!$
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10.25.2009 - 23:56 | Smengler
Oh God, I can't finish this. There's too many things wrong with it.
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I really can't say were this stor-... atrocity against the english language stacks up against the previous two. On the one hand, at least the other stories had some semblance of structure and were mostly intelligeble.
On the other hand, that fact could also be a negative... in fact it is. God damn, my handwritten insane (126 pages, mind you) scribblings are Steven King compared to this mockery.
Some times I wonder if the things I write down are good enough for other humans to read. Then I listen to this pig-feces. Good work sage.
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:0 The second one just Blew me away. There is something about the horrible grammar and spelling, cupped with the insanity and stupidity of the stories that just enthralls me.
And MASSIVE Kudos on pronouncing those words right. You must have a Master's Degree in English or something.
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10.26.2009 - 00:30 | sg15z
heehee "Explanation point, dollar sign." That's was hilarious!
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10.26.2009 - 00:38 | ChadVision
I guess history as we know it is a lie
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10.26.2009 - 00:47 | tiggerpetewow, Robin Hood was amazing, how old is this guy? obviously he doesn't have/use spell check, it borders on the line between brain hurtingly bad and unintentionally hilarious, I hope this is a kid, otherwise this guy has serious problems
how do you go from Hitler to Robin Hood, to Santa, to Edison, to Sparta (and Leonidas), to Sherlock Holmes, to Ceaser, and WTF was with the Hun/Mongol/pirate thing at the end? seriously, all you can say about this is WTF!?!?!
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10.26.2009 - 01:55 | jackofblades
ROTFLMAO!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
WTF!!
it's OK to have an egyptian girlfriend.. :woohoo:
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10.26.2009 - 02:55 | Lëzen"Leonardardo swung his sword at elephant and destroyed its trunk off."
...I never thought I'd hear anything this funny in my life.
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10.26.2009 - 03:29 | Linkara
Robin Hood vs. Cthulu: IT'S ON, BITCHES.
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10.26.2009 - 05:26 | JimmydelaKopin
Robin Hood killed Cthulu...Genghis Khan and Attila are buddies fighting crime...and krakens kill people by biting them on the neck...
...is this what literature looks and sounds like on Bizarro World?! Was English this writer's fifth language?
The topper is that this clown claims to have submitted this stuff for publication. I hope that, if true, at least the people passed it around for a few guffaws before wadding it up and throwing it away.
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10.26.2009 - 18:10 | EarthboundXE
Yeah, I laughed my ass off when I heard he tried to get this shit published!
The only explanation I can think of is that he is under 10 years old.
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10.26.2009 - 06:18 | Sieg-sama
Horrendous! It a 1000 types of wrong!
Bennett, you are a brave man for jumping into this cesspool of fuck.
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10.26.2009 - 06:46 | M.Seijin
9:46 I've herd enough! :angry: Peter Chimeara must die! No really, I'm not even saying that jokingly! People like him and squirrel king are slowing dowm the progress of mankind! Their stupidity and weakness are slowing down the rest of the herd, leaving us to the mercy of the lions, leapords and cheetas! God Dammit! :pinch: :pinch:
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10.26.2009 - 13:48 | HeisanevilgeniusWow. You have issues.
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10.26.2009 - 06:57 | GodOfPlagueI don't know I think we can safely judge Hitler.
Sort of an odd moral choice for the first story. But hell if Robin Hood is going to kill Cthulu it makes more sense
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10.26.2009 - 07:23 | GodOfPlagueOh God Spoilers MSt3K Style
Saint Knickers lord of pants!
You must wank to ask someone to marry you, thats what I have been doing wrong, a lack of wanking during the proposal.
Did you start casting a spell in latin or something at the end of thomas edison?
Arrowed Fork the sword! destroy it's trunk off!Well dude at least knew about the xiong nu but I'm not sure they are used correctly here.
Testory history according to balls (Explains super saiyin xerxes)
Holmes stroking his muscle on the crime scene :)
and he had no time to lube his gun ouch!
Ex Clammed team of mutant clams who kill with powerful gestures.
Oh scream Cleopatra Breatsed I got nothing on that. Shouldn't Ceasar have historically been a zombie and not a mummy I mean read a book.
Yes it is safe to date Egyptian girls WHoo Hoo!
Yo are showing great balls then he took out his spear... wow buddy cop movie! Someone by that man some pants!
Killed his neck with a spear "spearing" the rest of him.
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10.26.2009 - 07:37 | Raiden
No wonder no one published his "work". After grading his work he gets an F on all papers due to terrible spelling.
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10.26.2009 - 07:52 | 1010110
I need to get this book I need something like this to make me feal smurt.
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10.26.2009 - 08:55 | Linkforce
How can you mess up someone fighting Cuthulu. That should be an epic story of awesome proportions
Dear mr. author.
There is a button on the top of your word program with abc on it. It is called spellchecker, do not fear it for it is only there for you assitance.
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10.26.2009 - 09:25 | Konomichan
NO DON'T DRAG SHERLOCK INTO THIS!!!!!!! :(
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10.26.2009 - 09:31 | Gibralter
My brain!
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That was something else.
Great episode Sage.