yay! I've been waiting for the next one :D
way to keep a straight face. sage :woohoo:

Not NEARLY dark enough! Where are the gamekeepers having sex with raptors or scenes of the Angry Video Game Nerd getting serviced by the Nostalgia Critic?

Now I can fall asleep a very scared scared person...

So who else got Rule 34 reference?

and everyone else.

there's not enough alcohol in the world, this is just too traumatizing. speaking of freud, hopfully we can all repress this memory.

excuse me for sounding like a n00b, but, whats Rule 34? :huh:

every thing can be taken sexually
and made sexual ie pictures made on cartoons and ect... for more simpler explination look at chart down page

If it exists, there is porn of it.

Sage has proven beyond all doubt that this rule is absolutely true.

yo
got it

Sad thing is Ive heard and seen worse I'm a very disturbed man.

I had to stop around 4:20, i had a knife in my possession.

I can honestly say, without a shadow of a doubt, that my faith in humanity is all but gone. It can't be long before I go on a killing spree.
This was a crime against nostalgia itslef, if not nature or even the space/time continuum.
Clearly God has gone mad!

What in the great blue hell is wrong with this guy?

I'm sorry. You lost me at "TMNT and Gargoyles"

*one viewing later*

:shock:

I fucking hate you, Sage.

... when he "took his cock out from being wedged between his tummy..."

Is this an endurance test? I couldn't handle it and there was 10 minutes left.

Cowabunga(fair well) Dude.

MY CHILDHOOD! NOOO!!! :X :s

Oh Bennett.
You sure do know how to creep me out.
Really, REALLY badly.
...
But I can't wait for the next one!
: D

i think the thought of a gargoyle foot fetish creeps me out more than the thought of a gargoyle having intercourse with a anthropomorphic teenage turtle

Gahhh Why did it have to be to be more gay fanfiction? Why not some straight shit at the very least? This is terrible. Why do you seek this stuff out? Thank god Goliath isn't involved. But now i know Donatello has gaydar. Just review games or more linkara FF.

"Quit your bitching, fag!"

I'm sorry, but you just don't get as epic as that.

How about Dumbledore saying "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?!

My favorite part is how there are no gay people in karate, especially considering that Donatello IS gay in the fanfic, and he is obviously a karate student.

I also like the use of "raper" rather than "rapist."

Finally, I got a real kick out of the concept of some rapist walking around with an AK-47, even while raping.

Homofobia- the fear of homosexual fobs(fresh off the boat).

that graph looks wrong to me.
There are obviously more things there aree porn of then things that exist.

Wouldn't that mean it technically exists?
But solely in the porn?

The only exception to this rule is Rosie O'Donnell.

This is it this is the bottom there is nothing the Sage can dig up that can top this nothing

With a source like the internet, a comment like that is only a challenge...

My first reaction to this video was "YAY! A new Fanfiction Theater!"
My second reaction was "Oh.. Wait.. This is going to be disturbing beyond belief isn't it?"

Good heavens what people think up.. Why, just WHY?

This is like a an endourance test to see how long you can go without your mind melting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA OH GOD WHY??????????

My childhood is dead...

This is nothing. If you look hard enough you can find worse. Imagine this, only Muppet Babies and the disembodied grown-ups' voice from the Charlie Brown cartoons (the one that sounds like a horn). I dare you to prove it doesn't exist!

My childhood......VIOLATED!!!!! His name is a lie! There's nothing even remotely "Wonderful" about that Robot!

And the icing.....he manage throw the Samurai Pizza Cats into it at the end. Three of my all time favorite cartoons...RAPED!!!!

This story has to be some kind of troll. I mean the writer seems to be doing it to make fun of...something...I kinda forgot where I was going with this, but some really stupid fanfiction is written as a joke. I can't say if this is, but well, any of the fanfics that the sage does could be fake. Well maybe not Linkara's.

What? Everyone knows that Lexington was the gay one

Ignoring ear-bleeding I got from this fanfic, I must compliment your impressions of the turtles and the gargoyles.

For the love of god stop reading this... this torture. I'll talk... I'll talk. I tell you where the Microfilm is.

You know a Ninja Turtles/Gargoyles crossover seemed like a good idea at the time. Then this happened. Where dose this guy live? I need to go have a word with him.

I hope you're implying you're going to kill him for this insult to 2 great cartoon series'...

Subject aside, I just can't take a porn story seriously when it uses the word 'tummy' so much.