Samurai Zombie Nation Rant
Written by SpoonyOne Saturday, 07 March 2009 02:47
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Comments (47)
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03.06.2009 - 22:29 | karl919666This review is fuckin' awesome!!!!
2 thumbs up to you spoony!!!! :lol: :lol:
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03.06.2009 - 23:01 | krakendwaggin
Possibly one of the best reviews hes done, this was one of the first ones I saw.
Naked Zombie Sean Connery...arrgh!
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i love this review,and that game is a mindfuck!! Spoony... You rock!! and you need a twitter account lol
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03.07.2009 - 00:01 | LordOrin
hi-freaking-larious :D
This would definitely qualify as one of the weirder games I've seen. Great review.
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WTF?!
If you look careful enought you'll see that this guy doesen't shoot mindbullets...HE SHOOTS HIS FUCKING EYES OUT!
Ladies and gentlemen...WELCOME TO THE MINDFUCK! :woohoo:
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03.07.2009 - 01:56 | Rattrap007
You actually do a good Sean Connery...
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03.07.2009 - 02:46 | dakostro
It's hard to not want to do Sean Connery when you do celeb impressions. I'm doing one in one of my YouTube vids, and not to blow my own horn (god, that just sounds wrong) but I think my Connery was pretty good.
Too bad that such an awesome premise for a game turned out to be a total ripoff. A samurai fighting zombies, damn that would've rocked!
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03.07.2009 - 03:23 | Guitarhero1000
I pissed myself when you ranted about naked connery in his BVD's trying to teabag you with his sweaty nut sack while doing a naked man dance.
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Hurray! You finally brought this gem of a review to TGWTG!
Hopefully you can bring the Sewer Shark and Power Ranger reviews here. (if they already are, then I'll apoligies head of time.)
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03.07.2009 - 04:58 | Kuncoss
"...with MINDBULLETS!"
That always gets me laughing :D
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03.07.2009 - 05:30 | DanManX
Hey, you're Connery's not THAT bad. ;)
But the end of the video had the best use of Re: Your Brains ever. So kudos to that sir!
I loved this video so much.
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03.07.2009 - 08:14 | lilmaibe
Oh bloody hell :s
I just realized that what you called mindbulltes are his eyes and the other thing is his lower jaw...WTH?
(I was going to write something different, but hell with it...I think I just made the game even worse :0 )
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03.07.2009 - 07:10 | Nevermind
Snakes climbing waterfalls.
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Yeah, I still remember the first time I played that game. I guess "what the fuck?" are the best words to describe what we all felt when we saw we were playing a samurai's head. XD
As for the review, It might show only 2 levels in the game, but NAKED ZOMBIE SEAN CONNERY was totally worth it!
Plus, Spoony's imitation of Sean Connery was pretty decent I think.
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The reason why you need to eat those humans for power-ups is because the blobs that go downwards ARE humans.
also, naked sean connery isn't the final boss, the final boss is some stupid green gray who is the easiest boss in the entire game!
and the statue of liberty is actually really easy, just sit in the upper right corner(in her hair) and spam attack her.
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As for the review, It might show only 2 levels in the game, but NAKED ZOMBIE SEAN CONNERY was totally worth it!
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yup, it only showed the first 2 levels, the other 2 levels are just more of the same, only harder.
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03.07.2009 - 11:29 | LordOrinThe story definitely sounded more promising before he started playing.
On the other hand, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad not only has samurais and zombies, but boobs! Yet apparently it manages to be terrible!
...I guess maybe it needed more Connery and severed heads.
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03.07.2009 - 12:19 | Mark Fanboy
Talk about a bait and switch! I thought it was gonna be a Shinobi-type platformer with zombies, not some side scrolling shooter with a giant head. BTW, might I suggest reviewing "Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad"? It's just begging for the Spoony treatment!
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hahaha Awesome review, crappy game..
bye the way... this is my new display for the MSN from now on... hahah
[IMG]http:// i56.photobucket.com/ albums/g180/Melterv/ Dibujo-2-1.jpg[/IMG]... TNX for that :P
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03.07.2009 - 19:47 | SquirrellordI feel compelled to add that "Namakubi" is Japanese for "A freshly severed head" :D
Also, when he dies, he says Munen, which just means "Regret", is used in the same was as the Fbomb could be dropped
Awesome review, I was laughing the whole time
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03.19.2009 - 10:11 | PeaceFist
Holy hell, I thought I've seen everything randomness had to offer. Seems I have a whole world ahead of me, filled with naked aged celeberties.
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03.28.2009 - 10:02 | PannDorah
Haha, love the inclusion of Jonathon Coulton's song "Re: Your Brains" at the end. I love Coulton!
Nice review. This game looks quite odd. I never knew that mixing samurai and zombies would end up so horrible.
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05.23.2009 - 23:49 | LikaLaruku
Wait, was that the American opening to GTO?
No way! Ninja Pirate Zombie Nation is the greatest title ever.
Well, not everyone can say they got teabagged by nekkid zombie Sean Connery.
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06.17.2009 - 15:25 | RockTsar
I think I just died!
Naked Zombie Sean Connery had me pissing myself, quite literally I might add, with laughter!
I have risen from the grave and am now on a crusade to find this, the console it is on and fight the Naked Zombie Sean Connery.
WHO'S WITH ME!!!?
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speaking of tom sawyer, you should review tom sawyer on the nes. It blooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooows!!!!!!!!!!!
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07.14.2009 - 12:48 | Gothkitty92It's ZORDON!!!!!!! ... Seriously, that samurai head looks like an orange version of Zordon.
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I just love the references in this: "Snakes in my Game", "MIND BULLETS" (wow that old mic sounded bad) and of course NZSC B)