Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire (PC): The Whole Bloody Affair
Written by SpoonyOne Friday, 23 October 2009 21:39
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10.23.2009 - 22:03 | Kahrooch
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10.24.2009 - 12:24 | Sammich
Finally you do the Terror Tracks game. I've been waiting for this!
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10.23.2009 - 22:13 | Deimos1984rd
That Cybermorph Shodan thing is a smart AI but doesn't know the meaning of "personal space"...must have a virus.
That was funny as hell, I really laughed at the 2 girls 1 cup joke.
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10.23.2009 - 22:23 | Rad80sdude
Hello mate
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10.23.2009 - 22:26 | Techno Loader
The logic of this game baffles me. Like an agent won't draw their gun unless you tell them to, even when they are being attacked. Definitely worth tearing a new asshole, thanks Spoony
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10.23.2009 - 22:35 | DoomPL
lol :woohoo:
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10.23.2009 - 23:02 | Altoman5
I'm surprised that how short this game is. If I had bought that at the full price I would of been pissed off. It's not even an adventure game, more like a poor version of choose your own adventures only with FMV.
B)
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10.23.2009 - 23:06 | tiggerpete
nice, terrible acting in most of these fmvs too, I don't see how you do it.
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10.23.2009 - 23:17 | The Hardcore Kid
My God! The digital ghost is like the ex-wife of Satan from the Adventures of Mark Twain! :shock:
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10.23.2009 - 23:27 | Zouri
I can't tell who is more unlikable, Agent Snake or Agent Walken.
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10.23.2009 - 23:47 | vid3oman64
I loved the 'acronym would be LABIA' part. Hilarious.
...god that game sucks.
EDIT: In fact, it sucks so bad, it actually DOES NOT have a wikipedia article! Damn!
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10.23.2009 - 23:57 | kaltblut
Fetus Hemus?
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10.24.2009 - 12:56 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Dr Fetus Hemos.
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10.24.2009 - 00:03 | Shadowcat671
wow...im speechless...gimme a couple days ill prolly have something then.
Nice work Spoony!
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10.24.2009 - 00:06 | Stall
A little on the long side. It wasn't my favorite by you, Spoony.
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10.24.2009 - 00:22 | LunarLycan
Hilarious.
Who knew they could make a game this bad. I wonder if they did a Trax of the Werewolf FMV game too.
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Okay as a huge WWE fan, I just got to say I LOVED the little wrestling comments Spoony Made. maye he should review something Wrestling related someday.
Thank god, Somebody Remembered that Vampires can shapeshift, it was welcome to see a damn bat.
Also, While I love Horror as a genre, and think this game looked kind of interesting, I'm so glad I saw a Lets play instead of playing this myself.
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10.24.2009 - 02:56 | SpotTheShingo
Bet Dr. Hemos is a Gangrel!
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Technobabble1 wrote:Okay as a huge WWE fan, I just got to say I LOVED the little wrestling comments Spoony Made. maye he should review something Wrestling related someday.Then you've totally gotta check out his Warrior comic review with Linkara. ;)
Awesome as always, Spoony. You're the man (as opposed to Yor, the Man...okay, that was bad...)
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10.24.2009 - 02:02 | cooldude9
cool i like your reviews done in this style :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) Funny ass Video.. I relly like jokes U put in the like When Snake went too check the dead girl and then she lashed out on Him when U said the PMS joke,and the Mmmm Bacon Cigarette.. That was funny with the calling of Snake when He died.. "Move bitch get out the Way" I could not stop Laughing.. I rewinded just so I could here U say that one line. LOL too the 2 girls 1 cups Joke.. U called the Trax's computer Zordon.. It's awsome too here that U played the soundtrack of Clue the movie when U knew there where different endings.. I loved that Movie.. There so much content I could talk more abt Ur video.. I say they where my favorite Historical momments.. I gotta say Good job, and well proformance.. I be laughing for dayz..
:cheer: :lol: :DPS I also see U do the 3DO Video's I was just wondering if U well do a Reveiw on StarControl 2.. I love too see this Video done..
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10.24.2009 - 05:57 | Fluffyman
These characters make the worst judgment no matter what choice you make, I'd say.
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10.24.2009 - 07:14 | Mithian
I LOVE YOU
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10.24.2009 - 09:33 | Marohen
HA, there was apparently an error in your submission--not the submission itself, but in the slideshow at the front page with the subtext, as it appears to have been copied off Flashback! Episode 2, so it says:
"Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire (PC): The Whole Bloody Affair
Take a trip down Doug's memory lane, his earliest productions."
So I guess Doug had a thing for X Files rip-offs, it appears.
How delightful. This is either a happy mistake or a clever prank.
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10.24.2009 - 12:05 | That Damme Internet Guy
Luv the D-X reference
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10.24.2009 - 13:06 | TheHumanNerd
Nice one!
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10.24.2009 - 13:10 | TheAtomic
The whole "Douse him in water! Anything shootin' sparks like that..." line reminded me of CDI Zelda. "Don't fight him! Feed him! Somethin' spicy! Know what I'm sayin'?"
Love your reviews man.
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10.24.2009 - 13:17 | JimmydelaKopin
As poorly lit as a Uwe Boll movie, but with writing twice as bad. This was an awful game--and a great review.
Loved all the callbacks, every last one of them.
I never thought an FMV game could be worse than a CD-based CYOA-clone, but the makers of this travesty proved me wrong. It's a good thing, in that case, that they didn't make an FMV version of Track of the Werewolf, given how awful that CD-based CYOA-clone is.Hope you're doing okay in the blagole, Spoony!!! :cheer:
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10.24.2009 - 13:27 | artsybob
The "beep boop" noises kept making me think of "Overdrawn At The Memory Bank". Made me wish a zombie Raul Julia appear and say "I'M INTERFAAAAACED"
Great review Spoony!
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10.24.2009 - 13:36 | jengamaster345
Awesome review!
Did anyone else notice that one of the vampire hookers was Ross' ex-wifes' lesbian girlfriend from FRIENDS??
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10.24.2009 - 14:05 | JaceWazHere
Wow...I watched the whole of this absolutely without stopping...I mean, holy cow for a piece of crap FMV title it's strangely entertaining and gripping. But of course, I'm glad this has added Spoony for awesome hilarity.
Great vid, Spoony. Epic win!
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10.24.2009 - 22:40 | DFI Fat Blu
Otis Lee Suggs was played by Edgar Alan Poe the III...LOL :D
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Awesome as always Spoony you rock!!!