Clones of Bruce Lee: Part 2
Written by SpoonyOne Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:14
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08.13.2009 - 02:12 | Commissar Jake
For shame producers and directors who make bad martial arts films.
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08.13.2009 - 03:32 | FunkyM
Well that was fun.

Though I confidently Predict a titanic clash between Chester A., Lester B. and Spencer D. sometime very soon...
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08.13.2009 - 04:07 | Krav1nov
You do NOT follow up a scene of gratuitous topless women with Bruce Lee clones in a tight pink speedo &...whatever the #$%@ that other one was wearing!

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08.13.2009 - 04:08 | Batboyexe - re:FunkyM wrote:Well that was fun.

Though I confidently Predict a titanic clash between Chester A., Lester B. and Spencer D. sometime very soon...Don't forget Wally T. Hobo
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08.13.2009 - 04:10 | evad
"oh your hurting my arm"
The big bad evil boss' final words of evil! The perfect ending...
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08.13.2009 - 05:18 | Altoman5
Wow, these Bruce clones are $%*#@*^+!. They karate chop a woman in the throat and pour acid on a guys face. God, this movie is so bad. I'm glad you did a good job reviewing it, Spoony.

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08.13.2009 - 07:20 | NickTHPS
I wish I could give a 6-star rating or something.
I can't remember when I laughed this hard at anything lately. 
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08.13.2009 - 08:07 | ReeperTheSeeker
you amaze me spoony. Even after seeing this three times it's still awesome.
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08.13.2009 - 08:09 | Poor_Cynic
Great review. Hilarious!
I've gotta say the split screen effect done on the couch was pretty well done. Kudos to your editing, sir!
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08.13.2009 - 09:04 | TheHeroOfTomorrow
Spencer D. Bum, huh? Well I guess it makes about as much sense as Lester B. Bum (sorry, Linkara!) Anyway, I agree with him, I actually did want to see the second level. I got why you ended it that way to make the joke, I just wanted to see the rest anyway. Anyway, good review.
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08.13.2009 - 09:45 | Blitzkrieg1701
That's the perfect ending for this kind of movie. It's like the editor watched the whole thing and said "You know what? No. You people don't deserve credits. Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
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08.13.2009 - 11:08 | Destroy - The goggles! They do nothing!!
Karate chop to the throat... OUCH!
I loved the bit with the poisonous grass. "Oh no, I've fallen into some grass! I'm going to have to EAT my way out!!"
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08.13.2009 - 10:33 | Fluffyman
Maybe that grass was the same grass that was used when writing "The Clones of Bruce Lee."
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08.13.2009 - 10:36 | Floydman
DAMN IT LINKARA st first i couldn't belive u were in part 1 but now ur censoring NO!
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08.13.2009 - 11:22 | michaelthonger - death
Great review, but please kill Dr insano. he takes up too much screen time, and has never, ever made a funny comment. You can't expect people to listen to your criticisms when you yourself have made one of the lamest comedy creations ever and stick by it. And jesus, I thought the bum was annoying and unfunny when doug did it!
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10.17.2009 - 10:22 | Keroshino - re: deathmichaelthonger wrote:Great review, but please kill Dr insano. he takes up too much screen time, and has never, ever made a funny comment. You can't expect people to listen to your criticisms when you yourself have made one of the lamest comedy creations ever and stick by it. And jesus, I thought the bum was annoying and unfunny when doug did it!
if you don't like the videos...don't watch them.
jeez all you do is bitch and whine in every videos comments!stop trying to be like the angry movie dork!
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11.11.2009 - 10:27 | moonymonster
Awww, I like Dr. Insano. I always look forward to his visits. "I'll take over the world...WITH SCIENCE!" has got to be one of my favorite lines.
...Kinda agree on the bum, though. Doug's got a monopoly on insane bums. Still, it was kinda funny because he was an obvious knockoff, just like this movie was a...well, I can't call it an obvious knockoff, since this went beyond knockoff, but you get my point. I think he just threw the bum in there to make more fun of the movie in a subtle manner. (And I thought the touch with the Nightmare boardgames was just freakin' funny.)
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08.13.2009 - 19:06 | GTO Neko
That's how it was back in the 70's for Hong Kong. Alot of movie companies were in it for making a quick buck without thinking about quality.
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08.13.2009 - 15:52 | mamoru-sama
"The whole world will welcome you, as their leader
- They will nooooot !!"
Awful Movie, Great Review.
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08.13.2009 - 20:34 | NeutronBill
I love these reviews. I've even watched them with commentary back at his home site.
I wonder if the bronze dudes were eating the grass on purpose.
"Hey... this stuff is lethal!"
"Gimme! ANYTHING to escape this movie! Om nom nom... HURK! (dead)"
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