un-fucking-believable

Woo!

but wait, Spoony said he loves Ripper! Won't that make it harder to make fun of?

Nope, you can always hurt the ones you love.

Or just plain make fun of it....

Ah, Christopher Walken. Teaching us such valuable lesson like, if you walk without rhythm you won;t attract the worm. That man can make any thing better.

Dune = win of the most epic sort

I wanted the swirling blue thingy on my phone...

I wonder if you could make that happen with a jailbroken iPhone...

It's UnFucking BeLievable to not have More Cowbell.

Eh, looks like an okay game I guess. Kinda cheesy, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

New Lets play series? Awesome. You did it again. Another great start for another great series. Thanks Noah.

The video is awesome Spoony but I must argue about Godzilla being a worse choice in music.

I think they should have used Godzilla as the opening music but re-record some parts so it went.

"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down, The Ripper!

Helpless people on subway trains
Scream BUG-EYED as he looks in on them, The Ripper!"

Waits quietly for someone to make a blue swirly thing iPhone app.

lol Same here. Bonus Spoonypoints if somebody makes Blue Swirly Ripper app for the iPhone - I might buy one just so I could have that app lol

Nice MST3King of this. XD

I've just registered to comment on this. I absolutely love this review so far. Can't wait for the other videos!
Your commentary was fantastic Spoony^^
I laughed.. A lot^^

Soon as review begins you immediately say something out blue which is funny.

"Oooo this is a picture of me in a a dark theatre watching the Matrix Revolutions" XD nice can't wait for the others.

Lots more!

Excellent work Spoony. You're really good at scripting and acting these, I really enjoy them.

"This guy, is un-fucking-believable"

hilarious cant wait for more

Funny stuff so far.

Dis Riffing, is un-Fucking-Believable!

Gotta get me on of those blue swirly-things for my phone.

The "FUCK!" at the end was kind of tourettes-like.

beyond epic Spoony

Good stuff, Spoony. Im kinda shocked at the people they somehow got to act in this. By video game standards, its pretty star studded. Keep up the good work.

This new series as already started to be an instant classic for you, Spoony!

Sincerly from Bizzaro's Garden

Aged 43... Book editor... Over a KNAPF!

I loved that part even more than "Un-fuckin'-believable".

thats awesome dude, nice bubba hotep quote!

......is more Spoony. Well done spoon, maybe you can have a partner riff along side you to help lighten the load. But I wonder if this means your done with the SWAT series.....

Ok, I am the only person I know that has played this game.
In fact the only people I know that have even HEARD of it are people that knew me when I was playing it.
I don't know what made you choose this game to review but I LOVE it.

Bravo.

Now when I make references to it in conversation people may have some idea what I'm talking about.

Ooo, this looks kinda fun! (minus the mug puzzle, anyway)

spoony is the best! he's so hilarious. if they re-booted mst3k he would be number one for the cast he's just so good at it. man i wish he would make more.... *sigh* but on his website he said he quits cuz twilight won 4 (or 5 i cant rember) awards at the mtv movie awards. poor spoony he just cant hadle all the stupidity on his own. i really hope he decides to come back

I think that was a joke xD besides I'd think that if I were Spoony--now that's a scary thought--I'd be MORE encouraged to do reviews, maybe even one of Twilight basically ripping it apart for the outrageous fuckfest that it is--but that's just me xD

i thought it was a joke to and id do the same but when he posted this ripper prolouge vid he said "this was completed before i quit. but i stil quit. really." so idk and he hasnt put up a vid since he posted that unless you count the one from youtube with cain in it for memorail of david carridine and a memorail of david eddings. man he's havign a rough week!

I can honestly say that I'm gonna enjoy the rest of this xD oddly this is the first Spoony game review I've seen, but I can already say he's a million times funnier than the Sage....

Did anyone ever see the movie the Tenth Kingdom? Well, it was a mini series that became a reeally long movie, but it stars Scott Cohen (the main character/head reporter guy)...and that's all I can think of when I see him in this.

It must be frustrating to shoot for PC games like this. You have to do all the dialogue and random easter egg scenes...ugh.

But really, I love you SO MUCH Noah for doing these kind of reviews. It's like I get to play the game in a more interesting way thanks to the illuminating and hilarious commentary.

You rock.

omg that miniseries was SO AWSOME...course i was like 10 when i first watched it and ive only seen it once since but from what i remmeber it kick ass! i remeber the wolf tried to marry the girl by giving her the singing ring and a fish ate it and the dad broke a mirror so he had bad luck and omg that was such a cool show!

spoony one is my alltime favorite!!!
your vids always make me laugh so hard it hurts!!

luvs

Can't wait for the rest of this series. Might even be better than Phantasmagoria... simply because it has Christopher Walken. He's UN-FOCKIN'-BELIEVABLE.