you could've also cast his own Demi on him, which takes off like....3000 HP a shot.

she's 18 and she whips people..

enough said

yet another 1st i shall comment on all these sadly i played 4 the same reasons im still tryin to figure out who coded this. the 4 some should be if i had women throwing themselves at me i wouldnt hesitate i be like yeah baby lets go to the secret place but squal totally gay.

I don't think a game could blindside you more than giving you a seemingly harmless item then forget to inform you that within it resides THE DEVIL. But considering how easy it actually is to defeat him in a battle, kinda shows how much of a pussy the devil really is. Blind him, and he's useless...is that supposed to be a religious message?

I should also point out that at the time I watched this review on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, you and I were wearing the exact same shirt. Sort of silly, I guess...

She's 18 and she whips people. Possibly the greatest line ever given in a review.

Spoony? Spoony!? SPOOOOOONNNNNYYYYYY!!!!

This will always be my favorite part of this review series. So many one liners and hilarity. Spoony, your indeed a genius.

this review is realy long u sure have alot to rant about

It's pretty fitting that Robin Williams carries a magic lamp around.

The way he reviews reminds me of MST3K. Too bad that's gone now.

Not really! The spirit lives on in RiffTrax. It's the same guys, even! (Well, it's Mike Nelson and Bill Corbett instead of Joel Robinson and Trace Beaulieu, but still, it's epic.)

Both "She's 18 and she whips people" and "I has a girl with boobs" combined with the "Ode and die Freude" If i spelled it right, truly attest to your genius Spoony, you really deserve a bigger fanbase and need more publicity imo

Haha this is the best FF8 part by far, teh devil, the secret place and the two crazy "friends". That's just awesome

OMG EL DIABLO!!!

i love your FF8 reviews, so many memories...

this is totally awesome, i am going to show it to my two friends who love this game. excellent work

but i did know the flaws the games story was awesome no one can say its the worst for its time it pushed the ps1 graphics it was fun game
juctioning sucked as

What was Cid thinking?! That's like handing somebody an armed nuke and telling them they can keep it if they can disarm it.

I think the quality of the story really does differ from person to person. I liked how this one really pessimistic loner keeps getting paired up with the most delightfully insane people. Then again, I would also like seeing Darth Vader and Jar Jar Binks go on a road trip together, but that's just me.

Still my favorite part of the whole review. XD

That's great the clip from UHF

I love your commentary!

Okay this part was damn funny. I loved all these great lines like "She's 18 and she whips people"

Though the description of TEH DEVIL'S LAMP says you'd better save before activating it.

OMG I literally cried myself with laughter from this review! Nice job man!

as i saw you trying to draw magic and saw "draw failed" apper on the screen that brought back a lot of pain. As if the drawing process wasn't tedious enough such pain. Anyway I love watching these rewiews keep it up.

"she's 18 and she whips people"

wow, Squall is really clueless

"i has a girlfriend with boobs" hhahahhaa!!!
pure gold.

Dear god so many memories...this game really did suck!

where the hell was the story? i went through almost the whole thing, it had a lot of lil things in it here and there, some nice revelations and plot twists... and some of the most amazing cut scenes and graphics of the time...but what was the point?

i remember playing into this game mainly because it was titled FINAL FANTASY!..but that was it, now that i look back, so much of the game was pointless, so many times there were places and scenes that had no relevance or really didn't do anything. i understand it was to simulate real time action..but over all...this game was really boring

and what makes it more tragic was the fact that at the time i was such a serious gamer, that i was the type who tried to find and uncover every lil tiny thing in this game. i would waist soo much time talking and drawing and exploring and reloading and reloading and reloading... Just wasting my life!

i think this is one of the main reasons I'm not a gamer anymore...i subconsciously realized that games like this were sucking my soul!

dear god...well thanks to reviews like this i can look back and laugh. and thank the gods I'm not some insane fanboy witting you nasty letters about squalls sexual preference...besides i thought Luguana was way cooler anyway...with the exception of some of squalls wolf armor.

Great episode, I especially loved the last few seconds with the MGS-Fail music

Srsly, who gives the devil away in a magical lamp. It's likeyou give a ticking bomb to a friend in a present box. "Hmm, wonder what this is, maybe a clo- BOOM!"

sounds like a broken bat repelling gadget that knocked everyone out and you caught satan?!

The only thing I can think of that would have made this better is someone at the end going, "Spoony? Spoony?! SPOOOONYYYYY!!!"

That Zell is soo annoying

There called Seed because the school is called Garden. Cleva!