that spider robot went past the dog, didn't kill it...but wreck a car

Maybe the spider didn't give a fuck about the dog and MAYBE the car was in the spiders way :huh:

Well, its kind of a side story with no sense at all other than getting a card... i think, i dont remember it very well. You have to talk to the dog before the X-ATM092 runs him over, otherwise, latet on when your back to dollet squalls remember there used to be a dog in that plaza. If you do save him, it starts a bone quest... to an old man... to a painting... to a card... meh, it's fuzzy in my head ^^

oh yeah, sorry for this pointless reply xD

i love you

the mentos part had me rolling, I had to replay it maybe ten times!

The Mentos part brought tears to my eyes laughing. Truly one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Love it, best part of the review.

I've always wondered if they made Cid look like RW on purpose, cuz that is damn uncanny.

On the note of look-alikes, does that girl Sqaull dances with remind you of Camilla Belle?

omg tthe mentos part made the video i literally fell off my bed dying of laughter after that pert.then immediatly a mike tyson spoof classic. Then on top of that to the zell mobile funny. Absolutley funny all around keep it up.

also, hehe The Thing reference.

I love this part, it's the best part of this review. Zell's can-can dance was hilarious and your choice of music was brilliant!

The dirty dancing reference was great xD

You look like the guy from half baked

"Mentos! The Freshmaker!" !

Also, them running away from the giant mechanical spider is the single most enjoyable part of this game, mostly because it cracks me up as I keep imagining them running and screaming, "SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! DEAR GOD!"

Yeh it's pretty funny in most parts but you don't have to fight the mechanical spider 4 times, only once. In every other instance you can evade the boss. Also, each action has consequences during the last trial (like if you let Seifer get the battle exp) and depending on how well you do will effect what seed rank you start out as and how much money you earn from the start. If you're going to say that you aren't just bashing it to do so and actually have a wide knowledge about the game then you should know these things.

I"ve always wondered why someone thought miniskirts would be great during a battle. Chalk it up to the teenage demographic I guess. I only wish I had that dance scene as a screen saver, but with your music suggestion.

Punch it Chewy!!

I must say, that this game is very overrated. But you made me enjoy the first few parts all because of one thing.

MENTOS: THE FRESHMAKER

The world needs more Mentos mentions. But all of that aside, I enjoyed this review.

Mentos and a Tyson joke Classic

Current Gen InGame Graphics as good as PS1 cutscenes.
It is mazing.

This game is about and I quote the most screwed up orphanage ever to exist in the history of the world

Great review, ever planning to do other FF games? Btw, the Mentos theme suits Zell so well!

love the music in this
and the doctor who dalek quote
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nellie

when zell runs away ;D laughed my ass off

Spoony in his club outfit dancing is the fucking funniest thing I've seen on the internet in the past 10 years.

Classic!!!

This is the replacment of the replacment of the replacement
for aerocheder cause they died
laughing at the mentoes part darth vadar and batman partt

beauty and the beast rip off how gay

just about every part in this review had my laughing to the point of tears everything from the darth vader refence to the will smith wild wild west song to the BIG MECHANIAL SPIDER i think that was the point where i couldn't breath though there were ways to avoid the battles but yeah my first time playing it i was thinking the same thing "Why wont you just die!?" oh it was awesome spoony please keep them commming.

''balls deep into the storyline'' ahaha Dawg!! Da' made me laught !!;D

It's nice to see one of my favorite games get the MST3K treatment. :)

That spider battle is probably my favorite part of the game, mostly because there's different ways to fool the spider so you can avoid getting into battles with it.

You did alot of nit picking and useless complaining through the first 3 parts of your review. But when I was starting to lose hope in you as a legit reviewer you actually come through and put together a funny and constructful review in this 4th part.

Nice work. You're right about Zell, he does come off as kind of gay.