Final Fantasy 8 Part 1
Written by SpoonyOne Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:24
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09.23.2008 - 14:28 | baba44713

This is one of the first Spoony's I saw and even though I never played FF (nor cared for it much) I loved this.
But beware: one of the episodes - the 2nd one I think - is pretty painful to watch (the demonstration of spell drawing or something), which was kinda the point, but I guess some could give up on the "series" because of that. My suggestion - don't, you'd be missing some really great stuff. Also, I'm sad Spoony never really made a "Conclusion", the series just stops suddenly.. :(
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11.04.2009 - 15:05 | danethefurry

I enjoyed this game more then VII myself as well. The game play is great, the story is fantastic and it is suppose to be a love story. If you don't like love stories or classic fights of honor then this game isn't for you spoony! Is that why they call you, "Spoony?" Because you like it up the ass with every word that comes out of that whiny girl mouth of yours?
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08.10.2010 - 16:02 | figlesiaseQ
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09.23.2008 - 15:26 | Greyarch
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09.23.2008 - 17:37 | Plisken

umm the way you make talk about the game of course its going to look shit especially this is how you really see the game. I can do this to any of the best games of all time and it will make it look like shit. Your really trying to hard, but I got to admit it was pretty funny. I just hope you werent serious. I mean I understand somethings that can be annoying but the Gunblade? really? Like there has never been 1 million weapons just as crazy and you spent like 3 mins on it. Now FFVIII probably itsnt the best FF (FF6 is!) but its one of the best for sure.
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09.23.2008 - 18:04 | Sl0th

The gunblade never made sense to me. Doesn't help the barrel of the gun part seems to be non-existent... I mean, wouldn't pulling the trigger on a bullet which had nowhere to go be dangerous?
The magic system is... Stupid. On the one hand, it is just as annoying as it sounds to draw all that magic. But on the other side... Once you have 99 of some of the spells, you're never going to want to cast again because you've essentially turned your character into an invincible god powered by arcane magic and strange summons.
And I admit its been about eight or nine years since I've played the game... But I could swear that once you summon something once, you could maybe not skip it, but get an abbreviated version of the summon.
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07.12.2010 - 15:58 | SickBritKid
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09.23.2008 - 18:45 | lioneyes26
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09.23.2008 - 19:29 | darkelf1988

If you think even one word serios abaut this rewiuv I`ll find you and rip your fucking head of!!!
How dare you to say samothing like this on a ff game?
okay it is a bit depresing and may be to romantic, but stil this is an ff game, which are one of the best games on the world.
and if he is an emo what cloud is?
JERK
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I hated Final fantasy 8. The graphics are awesome for being on a PlayStation but I hate the game play so much. I also didn't like the plot very well, I didn't get that far because of the really bad game play. About the game play, the game play is really wrong and I really hate that you have to drain mana from your enemies. The summons are too weak and too common, and for example Ifrit is just as strong as Fire 2/Fira as in other games. There's also too much running around, and the things the other people tell you seems sometimes unimportant. Then its also a bit hard to know where you are supposed to go.
About the other FF games. FF7 and FF6(same as 3) are some of the best games I ever played so I don't have much to say about them here. FF9 was also really good but I had to rush trough the game as I borrowed it. FF10 was kinda good, but there some thing I don't like about that game tough. I never accepted FFX-2 as a FF game and never played it, and never played FF11 as well as its online. I just bought FF 12 this summer and I don't like they got rid of the old turn based and turned into a wannabe-MMORPG like game, but I managed to play with it and the plot seems interesting.
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09.23.2008 - 20:26 | UraRenge
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09.23.2008 - 20:49 | el alcazar
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09.23.2008 - 21:35 | Tineafa
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09.23.2008 - 21:45 | Tineafa

Okay, I unplugged my head phones and tried listening to it through a mono speaker. Boy, what a waste of time. I think I got about 1/4 through before your whiny voice and idiotic singing turned me off it. That and the inability to see a reference to later in the game, as if nobody could name at least five movies off the top of their heads where you get the exact same thing....
Ugh, you know what? There's not even point criticising your review because it's just so god awfully bad that I don't want you to get better. I'm simply never going to click anything that says, 'Spoony' in the title unless it also includes, 'being brutally murdered with an axe'.
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I couldn't agree more with what you said, and I even forgot about the stupid card game system. I never got past the first disc of FF8, mainly because I played it at a friend's house and the game froze at the final cut scene, but in a way I'm glad I never saw the rest of the game because the first disc was just bad enough. You might as well have your GFs be your fighting characters because standard weapons don't do jack.
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09.23.2008 - 22:24 | ScottishInsomnia

i never knew so many FF fanboys were located on this site judging by some of the comments. I'l give FF its due, the series is a pretty solid series (im mentally blocking 10 through 12) but it aint Jesus people. FF8 really is the weak link in the chain. the levelling up/ junctioning system is just so god-awful, i was a fan of FF when i played 9 and i wanted to check out the rest of them, but 8 just didnt stick with me at all, probably proof that cutting edge graphics (at the time) didnt make an enjoyable game.
and maybe i was wrong about the TGWTG community being in general higher brow than youtube, well done to the minority who are spoiling it, you have proved you are closed minded to opinions.
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09.23.2008 - 22:57 | johnlocke108

I loved watching this series on Spoony's site. I mostly enjoy the Final Fantasy games (I started with 9 and revisted some of the past ones) but I'll never say the games could do no wrong. (Who though the god-awful draw system was a good idea?) I guess you could say I'm a Final Fantasy fan, but not a fanboy.
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09.23.2008 - 23:05 | tbussard

My GOD. I remember watching this for the first time when I was introduced to your reviews, and this was what sold me to your superiority among video game reviewers. I had thought that you were going to complete the entire game, but then again, if I had nearly the frustration that you had playing this game (...actually, I did), then I'd have stopped as soon as possible too!
I'm hoping to see very similar "epic" reviews of this caliber by you sometime soon.
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I enjoy some of Spoony's videos, these ones, I disagreed on most of his points, which seem to be mostly whining, he gives no real reason for his contention for the game other than his dislike for the story, he is not being objective at all, and sorry, but it just feels like an attempt to get more views by ripping on a huge brand name.
Is it meant as satirical comedy? well where is the funny part?
To me, the real insult is FFIX and on (except FFVII:CC, and jury still out on XIII).
(Yes I subscribed after months of lurking just to post this ;))
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09.24.2008 - 00:05 | Clythoss

This Review is realy Bad. It has all the things in it you realy shouldn´t do when reviewing something.
1.) False Facts. I could put a very long list here. There are many things you say which are just not true. Like the nonsense you told about the Gunblades.
2.) You Show things worse than they are. Like the drawing magic stuff. When actualy you never have to draw anything since you can get the spells out of items via GF ability´s
3.) You clearly don´t like the Storyline, that´s ok. But to put it like the game mechanics sucks just because you don´t like the storyline is realy unprofessional.
Well since i always like to add something positve and since we are at thatguywiththeglasses page let me say : Your Review may be horrible, but at least you didn´t do Batman and Robin. :)
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09.24.2008 - 00:19 | Sgt-Starkey
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09.24.2008 - 00:37 | Michaud
Quote:your voice is only coming out one side of my speaker set.. I checked and yeah its not my setup.. might want to look into that.It's one of his first reviews, and yes I do know about it, and there is nothing we can do right now unfortunately. :( I just wanted to showcase this review series on this site.
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12.08.2009 - 23:31 | ThatWhiteGuy
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I almost want to go for the ironic dick move here.
"This review was okay, but you should continue doing FF8!"
Ah, now that's out of the way, this review was pretty good. A lot of people are hating, but for a first time watcher of these critiques, this was damn entertaining. People are going to hate on this video for the sure purpose of hating on it, but nuts to them!
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This is the best use of my internet ever. Seriously, you guys defending drawing, suck dick. It's a terrible design flaw whether you had to use it or not, and you can't defend it by saying "you can refine magic" because refining magic turned FF8 into an entirely one-sided and unbalanced game. Either it was boring because you had to grind too damn much, or it was boring because you looked at all enemies and they died. You never even have to level up, just junction Death to your status attack and you're set forever.
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One of my all time favorite Spoony reviews :3 I really hope you continue it or at least review another FF game like you did with FFVII (which was also an epic hallucinatory review
).I also find it hilarious how some people are getting butt hurt over this. This is FUNNY. Who cares if he's "right or wrong" about what he's saying? Aren't reviews purely opinionated anyways? By complaining about how wrong he is or being a jerk only proves you are one of those creepy fanboys that Spoony mentions throughout the run of the reviews.
I also think it's a little unfair to say "I'm never going to watch any of his reviews because of audio issues". I'm not having problems at all :|
This was the first "Spoony Experiment" I ever saw, and this made me love the series! It's sad that he is no longer doing "The Final Fantasy Series", I figured he was going to do Final Fantasy X. But I still love his new reviews, Dirty Dancing was great, and so was this, all you "That Guy Friends" will LOVE this anthology!