Porno Game Commentary: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Part 2


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Comments (75)
  • Coldguy

    :shock: You actually beat the game... :0 I think I lost part of my soul...

  • kaosboy13  - For once...

    I agree with this guy. That game felt more awkward than any movie they forced me to sit through in high school.

  • Thoadthetoad

    I wish you had done the "She'll do anything for a job".

    Not due to the 0% chance of nudity, but I think it'd be worth a shit or a giggle. XD.
    I can't beleive the guy was bitching at you for the take your clothes off option...

    IT'S S'POSED TO BE A FUCKING PORN GAME.

  • YourAverageJoe

    I think it's supposed to be a parody of both porn and porn games in general. That doesn't negate the fact that it's crap, but there you go.

  • Exarian

    and I LIKED the girl in the blue dress... the one character that actually was interesting got killed off... I liked that dress, too...

  • Paladin_A

    I'll never be able to look at Lee's show the same way after watching this.. :unsure:

  • Deimos1984rd

    I'm speechless...I've never seen anything like this, hell I didn't even know this existed, I can't believe you guys went through this, kudos to you.

  • shadow90

    :0 isnt nudity the point of a porno. they say its a porno but its either A) training guide for males about how to treat/get a girl or b)you have just been brainwashed theres a reason they showed their logo twice lol. :P

  • Deemah  - Lol

    "Twat I cunt hear you"
    I hope you guys do the other stuff

  • Malcorl

    lmao how did you come across this game :evil:

  • communismfairy

    what the fuck did I just watch this plot makes less sense than sewer shark plumber on a bike needs to be a running joke :cheer:

  • DanManX

    I want to kill myself just for WATCHING that. I don't...oh God...

  • marcs

    It there's not a clear shot of a vagoo it's not a porn game.

    This is worst than a porn game. Way worse.

  • Hanzo

    David Hayter's first porn acting gig XD

  • NowCompleteWith

    Jesus. That's all I got really. Jesus, what a fucking stinker of a game.

  • Gene

    Man, I could play that game for hours and hours, all that nudity got me hooked for life.

  • Leetking

    God, even Atari made better porn than this.

    And I also thought that guy looked like Sylar/young Spock.

  • awb25mn

    you beat the game and yet your score was -150000...wtf

  • Citizen Snips

    -picks his jaw up off the ground-

  • LordOrin

    Worst game ever?

  • Closet80sfan  - re:
    Orin wrote:
    Worst game ever?


    No. The worse game ever is "Action 52".

  • From_Chaos

    What can I say? I'm thoroughly entertained, can't ask for much more.

  • Chris P Bacon

    I remember the time I refused to get naked to get a job and was chased through on office by a fat guy with a letter opener who somehow ran as fast as me. Long story short, they didn't have dental.

  • Johnny Midnite

    A+!

  • Psybee

    Errg...

    My soul just died

  • Shinigami

    They killed off only good charachter...

  • Nerdking  - The 11th level of hell

    The critic was wrong, this is the 11th level of hell.

  • TheBlondBaka  - Props Bought At Toy's 'R' Us

    And I actualy liked the girl in blue, curse you plastic random aiming machine guns!

  • Nephilim

    Lol you know in interactive storybook games like these I always want to choose the wrong choices because the wrong decisions usually have the funniest consequences.

    Anyway awesome commentary. You need to do more of these :D They're always so bad it's hilarious.

  • Destroy  - Plumber on a Bike?

    Now they're getting on a train... Now they're in front of the train... Now she's about to get run over by the train... Now they've escaped that...


    ...AND WHAT'S WITH THE CHICKEN HEAD DUDE??

  • mwong04

    forty minutes wasted, no sex, no nudity and a bad climax. This is Fail, this is the essence of the four painful letters. F A I L! This game is so bad it makes george bush feel good about himself....Urgh

  • extremepunkie

    what the hell was that? I don“t know if I should laugh or cry, cuz I feel like both right now. :D but hey, congrats on beating the game! :D

  • Wade Wilson

    you got that low of a sorce and she still end up with she way to easy

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