China Warrior


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Comments (23)
  • blackymcgee  - haha

    seems fun looks like alter beast

  • sanezombie

    Wow, I'll just stick with final fight.

  • Coldguy

    Its alright game, however NEED MOAR TURBO GRAPHIX LOVE!

  • thatguywiththegun

    kung fu ftw

  • Deimos1984rd

    I've actually played this, it's pretty good but it's no Kung fu

  • RebelTaxi

    You know it's a 90s video game when the commercial compares the game to another game in a rival console.

  • DoomPL

    hmm :cheer:

  • Lotus Prince

    I love how the announcer in the commercial kind of sounds like the Mortal Kombat announcer, who says "Fatality."

  • ZIMdudeAlchemist

    Graphics looks nice at the time, but doesn't looks like it plays as good as Kung-Fu! Nice CGR, Tom!

  • Supersly

    What what is this its a lie well i never .Well you straight away know that your main enemy can't attack its a bad game.

  • jnywest

    That video was way too fucking short...seriously, put a little effort into it guys.

  • benzaie

    I personnaly thought this was their best review so far...

  • Kuei

    Was that Handsome Tom?

  • Shinigami

    Game were basic enemies can't defend themselves :0 .

  • tastyfake

    This would be alot better if Tom could magically stop ending each sentence 5 times before it's done.

  • b9bomber

    Wow, that game looks like quite the monkstrosity. You were just tossing around those guys like they were rag dolls. :0 What did those monks do to deserve a martial arts beating? Where's the challenge?

  • Lucia32  - Eugh....

    As TBTabby previously stated, Seanbaby and the crew did a hilarious riff on this one.

    "Karnov!"

    But wow....I knew it was bad, but it took Tom to really bring home how shitty this game is.

    The Monks aren't really a challenge. Maybe they should have brought in some Dominican Friars. Now THOSE are some tough dudes.

  • MaF

    I remember that game review in magazine... it said it suck. It also was sold by pirates as Jacky Chan or Bruce Lee Game.... (Man, mnot sure, may be wrong)

  • Howl64

    About the comment on the only enemies being monks is that there are such things as Warrior monks , and a famous warrior-monk monastery locate in China is the Shaolin temple .

  • BcForCe

    Great video bro if u ever need any help in future vids dont hesitate to ask

  • gasto  - Bruce Lee rip off. Again. Don't they get tired of

    Kung Fu was so hard, but yeah, the first 3 level were entertaining.

  • Cross X. Brand  - I drew a picture of the Hero from NES Kungfu

    http://leo4037.deviantart.com/art/Nintendo-s-Thomas-sketch-119599265

    Good review, i think i seen someone else do a review on this, maybe ScrewAttack?

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