Three Wonders
Written by Benzaie Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:52
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04.10.2009 - 21:10 | Pie3492 - Nice!
Amazing video!
It was entertaining.
I like half-naked elves.
Although your elf costume is... I don't want to touch that.
You also spelled Fausz wrong.

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04.10.2009 - 21:11 | I-dream-of-Hoolleewooood2
Interesting. This was my first GYMDK review. This was an awesome vid.
"I'll be in the microwave!" Lol
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04.10.2009 - 21:22 | Speedwagon33
First 2 games looked great, I thought the last was going to be a bomberman clone instead of whatever the hell it was.
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04.10.2009 - 21:46 | JacobPlackett
I thought I was the only one who knew about this game. I own it on Capcom Classics Collection Remixed on PSP. It's well worth checking out.
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04.10.2009 - 22:11 | EarthboundXE
The first two games look pretty cool. I need to get that PSP game that was mentioned.
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04.10.2009 - 22:15 | Deimos1984rd - That review was kick ass.
Three wonders was a very good game except don't pull, one of my favorite games was chariot being a shooter fan.
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04.10.2009 - 23:06 | DomasiTawodi
How could you hurt beary? Don't hurt him please
But its a very funny review.

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04.10.2009 - 23:07 | JimmydelaKopin
Wow. I've played this game on MAME in the arcades, and I seem to be the only one to like Don't Pull!
Reminds me of Pengo a lot, but much cuter.
Still, damned hard for me to get p[ast the 5th level. It gets hard fast.
And no, that one wasn't sexual.

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04.10.2009 - 23:17 | SentinelGaia
Welp I wanna get those games, except the third one with it.... (dude u looked like u were having an orgy when u were fighting with beary bout it XDDDDDDD)
but vid still kicked ass !!!
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04.11.2009 - 00:56 | d11s - as ussually...
I laughed my ass off, and the games looked cool (except for the pussy one). The costume was so elfish, that I found it hard to recognise Ben at the start.
Long live Benzaie!
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04.11.2009 - 01:07 | Shinigami
Man you looked like you was in pain when you was playing that last game.
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04.11.2009 - 01:32 | Arkady Saulski
"I want more naked midgets!" Instant classic!
Oh - by the way Benzaie - don't you think that a cute bunny PUSHING blocks IS very sexual? At least I think so.
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04.11.2009 - 01:40 | BlueGoldBizarros - HOLY @$%& your back (hurray)
Benziae and Beary... MARRIED
wait a minute...
THINK OF THE POSSIBLITYA sitcom based on that very idea
and it will be MUCH funnier than that show with Married people and children, sadly I can never remember its name (sarcasim
)
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04.11.2009 - 02:21 | Wowbagger - Great review!
I knew that there was something going on between you and Barry after you "shut him up" with a tungkiss at 05:17.
Most of it was going on offscreen though...
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04.11.2009 - 02:24 | Vincent - RICK DANGEROUS!!!
Rick Dangerous is one of my favorite Amiga games, can't wait for you to review it!!!
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04.11.2009 - 02:25 | baba44713 - I almost closed the page when..
..that music.. started.
Oh no.
The horror... the horror..
RICK DANGEROUS!
That game is the most sadistic piece of software every programmed! It is unfair, hard, incredibly addictive, unfair, impossible to put down and.. did I mention unfair?
They should have named it "Trial and Error: EXTREME!" although it wouldn't be as catchy.
Btw has anyone passed RD2 in its entirety without cheats? Anyone?
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04.11.2009 - 02:27 | baba44713 - Btw..
.. if you never played Rick Dangerous, here's your chance: a completely faithful flash remake:
http://rickdangerousflash.free.fr/
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for sudden loss of your hair or any act of aggression toward your computer. You have been warned.
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04.11.2009 - 03:23 | Lim-Dul - Ha, ha!
I think the funniest part is that after all the sexual innuendo in the first two games you actually get like the most sexual title ever "Don't Pull" (Out? :-P) and yet it's a game about cute bunnies - ha, ha!
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04.11.2009 - 03:56 | Zoltan - collections
Are you playing your saturn with a dreacast controller (04:40)???
And yes, these compilations always had one totally irrevelant puzzlegame thrown in.
I remember, my favorite cartridge for the megadrive was a compilation called "Classic collection" it consisted from 4 AWESOME games:
Gunstar heroes
Altered beast
Alex kidd
and
FLICKIES
...
What the hell????
Who would EVER want to play freakin' flickies
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04.11.2009 - 04:18 | Husky - Three Wonders!
Great, another GYMDK that i Do Know! Well, at least Midnight Wanderers since after playin' that for half an hour, i didnt have money for the others^^ "dont pull" really looks misplaced in this compilation but i think you're being too hard; it's looks like a nice little Pengo clone, and i LOVE Pengo (atari 2600 version: first game i ever played in my life!)
Anyway, awesome rev!! The "this is your brain..." spoof was GENIUS!!!
baba44713 wrote:
Btw has anyone passed RD2 in its entirety without cheats? Anyone?
Definetly Level 1 and 3! But i forgot if i ever got through 2 and 4 (for those wondering right now: RD2 had level selection)Can't wait for the review; RD was great on the Amiga! Best thing was the enemies' death screams...WAAAH
Wonder how that sounds on ST...
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04.11.2009 - 05:03 | lanthroviel
Wait...
Rick DANGEROUS as a GYMDK?
RICK FUCKING DANGEROUS?
Awesome!But you know, I guess this game is pretty well known, I played it on Atari ST(And to the guy above me, it's exactly the same version than the Amiga, with the same WAAAAAAAH!) and my dad cracked it to beat it...I even recognized THE SONG THEME!It's also the only atari ST game I remember to have an IDENTICAL flash version (link given above) most of the flash versions of old game suxx ass, not this game, which prove its legend^^.
Anyway,I await your next vid!Oh and the review was cool, you've got a kickass gun!
Edit:To baba44713, yep, this game is sadistic, until you play a cracked version with infinite lives (which I did,back then when I was only 6^^.)
"I wanna be the guy" is a far more sadistic game than this, the platform parts of Rick are simple and easy, it's just that it has a lot of "two path, one good, one death" and traps, and the result is a game impossible to beat with a normal amount of lives.
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04.11.2009 - 04:56 | mwong04
hey cool! I played this at the clubhouse arcade man this game was freaking epic!! Especially one time I saw someone combat Gaia the spirit
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04.11.2009 - 05:05 | mwong04
is that your underwear on your head when you were playing Benzaie Fenix?
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The costume is amazing
Need more Beary