Moktar
Written by Benzaie Thursday, 29 January 2009 01:23
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01.28.2009 - 14:54 | DeathsHead419 - Wow
Your vids just keep getting better. Also your review of Wind and Water puzzle battles convinced me to buy a Dreamcast! It cost me over $100 and I only got 2 games for it. But I like them, so thank you...I think.
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01.28.2009 - 15:11 | UncleJoeNoRelation
haha great review benzaie. What's the best way to discipline a kid.. er bear.. er anything, you stuff it in a microwave haha. then when it behaves you let it go play in traffic hahaha. Great video, looking forward to the next one.
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01.28.2009 - 17:07 | Husky
Wow, first negative review by benzaie...but nice work anyway! i wasnt so WTF on the music videos cause this eurodance stuff was almost as crappy here in germany^^
i had titus the fox on the amiga - luckily no annoying sounds but still not an above average game...best game by titus was prehistorik, would be cool to see some1 review that
Oh, and i thought beary was adopted:p
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01.28.2009 - 17:03 | Gillus - Superbe !
Form me, the best Benzaie ever (i played that game on Amiga 500 !).
Putain de Lagaf, qu'est ce qu'il a pas fait comme conneries.
I had a "game" about "il est beau le lavabo", but it was not really a game, but just a floppy disc with the music, and an image of a wash basin.... and you...could... slow down the music... What a piece of crap !
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01.28.2009 - 17:14 | illuminatiprimus - !
I think those pictures just killed my crush on Benzaie...

Checks id
Phew, no, it's still intact. Take your clothes off for your videos more often please, Benzaie.
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01.28.2009 - 17:22 | ipiip - lagaf lagaf lagaf
That was a nice review of a really crappy (and a bit offensive) game. I think they made the "blues brothers" game out of the same game engine, and this one was decent.
But wait! it says "vol 1 : la zoubida" they thought there will be a sequel or maybe a trilogy like the matrix.
That explains the apparent nonsense, lagaf' / moktar is in the matrix like anderson / neo !
Good choice for the next one, I loved midnight wanderers.ps: where do you get those free pc engine? I want one too! mayeng I love you !
ps: there were scripts errors in this video, first bearie is on the couch when he's suposed to be in the microwave, second a kid who steal in the cookie jar goes into the refregirator not in the microwave, what are you ? a monster ?
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01.28.2009 - 17:24 | daegranos - wtf?
it's sad that you picked such a bad version of moktar for this review.
i had it on the pc (it was moktar, not titus the fox) and it didn't have any loading times, it didn't have that annoying "lagaf" sound effect and if you would press down or up before you would jump or drop you can see what's below or above you.
moktar isn't a bad game, you just had a bad version of it.
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01.28.2009 - 17:37 | danijel3
Dude! http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-Microwave
But nice review. Thanks!
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01.28.2009 - 17:39 | Setounet
"Quoi donc? un fromage ou la fifille?"
"c'est une biere"
so french ~~You should be shamefull to review a lagaf's game, but didn't they make one about "bill" from "Le big deal?"
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01.28.2009 - 18:35 | Remmus
ok...don´t wan´t to know what you rockt the bed with to get a bear as a son (daughter? other?)
anyway fun as always...and yes this time I never heard of it

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01.28.2009 - 19:17 | maiyeng
It's quite rare that anyone pronounces my name/SN right, but you got it spot on! =D Though you are missing an "i" there.
I had to take a second look at that Moktar video to really realize how random it is (wheelie bin?). Somehow you managed to make that loading screen much longer than it is.
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01.28.2009 - 19:27 | ThatFrenchSpacemanWithTheAxe - Omg, moktar!
Zou-zou... zoubidaaa! zou-zou... zoubidaaa! oh qu'il est beau, qu'il est beau le chameau!..
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01.28.2009 - 20:04 | Dr Dib - Funny
Pretty funny and good review. I'm surprised you didn't mention that Titus made Superman 64. That should have given you some clue as to the quality of the game.
Anyway, next review looks interesting. May have to get the Saturn version if you say it is good.
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01.28.2009 - 20:42 | Rollo T - Completely Wrong Ben
Those are the BEST pictures of you man! I'll admit I really cracked up during the Adam Sandler bit. One of your best jokes dude.
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01.28.2009 - 21:06 | Bulbapuck
Wow, that was probably the best game review I have ever seen!
As for the game reguest: Midnight Wanderers looks awesome
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01.28.2009 - 21:27 | GringoLoco - hello everybody ! everybody hello !
ENORME ! Benzaie i wait a long time since you mention it at the end of one of your review,
I just laugh so much, i almost forgot this game, thanks to you the world will know LAGAF



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01.28.2009 - 21:45 | benzaie - Thank you all guys... some answers though...Quote:Oh, and i thought beary was adopted:p
Well...don't believe everything you watch on TV
Quote:I SO FUCKING LOVE YOU!!Too bad you don't LOE me
Quote:It's quite rare that anyone pronounces my name/SN right, but you got it spot on! =D Though you are missing an "i" there.Shit I missed an "i"...sorry, you're still awesome without it
Quote:
"Quoi donc? un fromage ou la fifille?"
"c'est une biere"
so french ~~
I knew the french speaking audience would se that I don't really speak french, but just say a bunch of non sense !
Quote:Dude! http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-MicrowaveYeah ....I know
Quote:bearie is on the couch when he's suposed to be in the microwave,You spotted that on the first view ? because I saw that once the video was done

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01.28.2009 - 22:28 | Braindamage
When i heard word titus i was like "they made Superman64, this can't be good". Well, it wasn't. Only good game that i know from France is Dofus(flash based mmorpg(and that opinion splits people who want game with good graphics).
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01.28.2009 - 22:59 | Wartex
Wow! Can all french people give birth to bears? BTW, where can i get myself a cool pair of shades like yours?
Funny as always. Keep them coming Benzaie.
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Great episode!
This review is fantastic!
I loved the flashback with the birth of your son, Beary.
I request the Puzzle Game!