Robocop 3
Written by Benzaie Sunday, 18 October 2009 19:43
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10.19.2009 - 04:29 | benzaie - the robocop commercials...
...were produced by Rangoon Online
http://www.youtube.com/user/rangoononlineWHo also did that Gay Song for the IK+ review...
give em some love by suscribing to their account... I owe them one
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10.19.2009 - 07:18 | Lee is Still Gaming
I love those guys.
DO YOU LIKE TO EAT AT ARBY'S? (Guaranteed to make Handsome Tom laugh or your money back)
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10.19.2009 - 07:27 | chefprotoss
DO YOU LIKKE CHEESE ON SANDWHICHES?
They are the ultimate in web entertainment after all.
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10.19.2009 - 08:15 | yoshimickster - IRONY IS DEAD!
IRONY IS DEAD
And your not helping with the resurection.
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10.18.2009 - 20:05 | imissILL1173
Ill send you pictures if you promise me sexy french loving. I hope the french thing isnt a myth LOL!
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10.18.2009 - 20:10 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Wow! Great job, Benziae! And happy 20th.
So, did Beary find out how many words are i the Harry Potter book series?
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10.18.2009 - 20:14 | Remmus
well it took a while but you finally showed a Atari ST game I haven´t heard of
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10.18.2009 - 20:25 | Adersick - Very nice
Best GYMDK yet man! Keep up the great work, you magnificent french bastard!
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10.18.2009 - 20:49 | The Hardcore Kid
Good to see you back Benzaie! Wish we had more commercials like that today lol
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10.18.2009 - 21:06 | alexalcan - I Laughed Out Loud
So much, I had to use the whole phrase.
So many original ideas, so much perverted humor... magnificent.
And.. no, no pictures from me. You don't want that in your head.
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10.18.2009 - 21:12 | Deimos1984rd - Fucking great.
I gotta say I still remember Robocop 3 you wanna know why??? because G4 plays it constantly on MOVIES THAT DON'T SUCK!!! my god....I still cannot get over that if its movies that don't suck they should of played Robocop 1, anyway
That game looks awesome and I'm a sucker for rail shooters, it reminds me of out of this world if you fused it with Robocop. The cyborg ninjas are awesome in the game as well, I wonder if you fight the second one that had the creepy rape face. I couldn't stop laughing at the weird Robocop barbie commercial..that was insane.EDIT: I forgot, G4 also put Street fighter the movie (Van Damme)on Movies that don't suck...wow.
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10.18.2009 - 21:20 | pharmmajor
Oh Ben, you are the best. Really loved the RE5 joke.
BTW, I did see Beary's lips move. Yeah; my contact lenses are that good. And it was cool hearing him say "Oh boy."
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10.18.2009 - 21:27 | Lotus Prince
This was absolutely excellent. I laughed out loud at both of the "commercials."
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10.18.2009 - 21:37 | Shwa - Ah ben putain, des RoboBarbies!
Excellent, Ben! J'ai bien ri et ça me donne le joue d'essayer cette version de Robocop 3.
...ça, c'est si jamais je décide de lâcher Guardian Heroes chez nous et Tekken 6 aux arcades constamment.
*soupir*
Ça s'en vient... ça s'en vient...
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10.18.2009 - 22:31 | pact666
benzaie your videos always make me laugh and feel better man! may Frank Miller bless you with a jetpack!
round round baby round round
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10.18.2009 - 22:45 | NegaJoe - Freeze Scumbag!!!!!!!!
Robocop 3 deserves to be taken apart on the Shameful Sequels show,..........although it did get me to buy the Robocop with the jetpack, yeah they got me with that one.
Naked pictures huh?
Benzaie sure does love his fans......no I mean he REALLY loves them.....intimately.....not just as friends.......indabutt
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10.18.2009 - 23:27 | Somewhat - Just what I think, and nothing more.
I'm... Probably gonna get thumbed down for this... Heck, I kinda want to thumb myself down for it. But... This one didn't feel the same as the others. I felt you explained yourself far too much. My favorite part of your show is how you just leave us in the dark as to what you mean. I love the mixed ideas! I love the exaggerations! Benzaie, you're all kinds of crazy, and I love every one of them!
All that said, I found the Beary's framerate trivia to be quite informative and hilarious. And your review, for the most part, was pretty good. I just didn't feel the normal Benzaie magic.
Anyway, congratulations on 20 episodes, and I hope you haave lots more, with plenty of success. Whether I feel it's the same or not, it'll be the numbers that speak the truth.
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10.19.2009 - 00:00 | JGnerre
Benzai, you are amazing! I would totally let you tag team my girlfriend with me. We could totally touch penis. I'm surprised none of the other critics really talk about sex that much, I figured it was all us nerds thought about. Keep the vids coming benzaie. Je t'aime!
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10.19.2009 - 00:26 | Nchick groupie
Benzaie, you have some really strange memories of Robobcop 3, my friend!!! I just remember it sucking real bad and it made me huddle in the corner of my dorm room curled up with the VHS tape of Robocop 1, lol
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10.19.2009 - 08:12 | yoshimickster
And I remember loving it, but enough to realize that just because it was based on a toyline- DOESN'T MAKE THE CHARACTER A TOY ITSELF! That's like saying that Optimus Prime/Jesus was a comodity instead of an idea(which are mutually exclusive don't let the government tell you different). And shame on ALL of you for hating something just because of a toyline. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THE TOYS! JUST WATCH THE SHOW! Or at least boycott the companies that exports cheap labor so that the people who make them get a fair wage.
Oh & Benzaie by the way, HILARIOUS SEX HUMOR! Just hilarious! This is the kind of stuff that R.Crumb would love, because it's so subversive & not obvious. Oh wait, no it's not- SO ACTUALLY PUT AN EFFORT YOU JERK! Also by the way, I love how you shot Beary at the end! Kind of a, " I don't care what you think- SO I KILL YOU!" sort of feeling. Oh wait, no I don't- PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT! Just put some effort into it next time & I won't get mad, still love your old vids but this one was just bad.
And no I'm not done yet, did you really see Robocop 3? Because if you did you'd know that this game is just a peace. Not of crap, crap has been digested first. Yes it was good for it's time but it keep in mind the flight style looks like Superman 64. That's right, I just said your defending Superman 64. Not because it's good but because it's nostalgic to you. And don't call it "hardcore" because that's an adjective not a difficulty setting.
But on the other hand you could also be pulling our legs. April Fish as you mooks over there say! And don't ask what a mook is, it's a dialect sort of thing it'd be impossible to understand. No wait, yes it is. I means people/idiots(notice the slash meaning they are exclusive from each other yet are possible to understand). So there you go, an dialect lesson/constructive review. And if you actually meant what you said in this video, then seriously just grow up. It's only funny to you dude, & if you keep doing stuff that's only funny to you than you'll die how Andy Kaufman would have died if he didn't realize he was being a jerk. But I am still not one hundred percent sure you are fooling me & going to apologize it. I didn't sleep at all last night & I can only see things on the surface right now. TA-TA!
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12.20.2009 - 22:37 | Veridian Lupine - Dude...
Calm the fuck down, normally i don't feed into people like you for not liking something but cant seem to express that in an intellectual or mature manner, but holy hell, whats your problem?
so it wasn't up to your standards, ok fine, why cant you just say you didn't enjoy this vid as much as his last ones and post some reasonable explanations why, not scream like a child for him to "put more effort into it you jerk".
what are you his boss, does he owe you a form of entertainment that meets your specific standards?
No, quit your fucken bitchen, and learn what the term giving constructive critique is. or should i say "PUT SOME FUCKEN EFFORT INTO YOUR COMMENTS YOU JERK"
don't like his style? then don't watch. simple as that.
I'm sorry for posting such negativity on this thread lets all go back to laughing, that's all i have to say.
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