Altered Beast
Written by Benzaie Monday, 22 December 2008 03:49
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12.21.2008 - 18:21 | Prodigs
You couldn't say that about Arthur in Super Ghouls and Ghosts. That guy is the highest level of heterosexual manliness. And he has a beard.
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12.21.2008 - 20:31 | Rollo T
Wowzers. Sega was pretty daring with it's BG music back in the day. Words and everything. I'm shocked.
Fantastic Ben, loed it!
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12.21.2008 - 20:32 | baba44713 - Wise from your gwave..
Now that I think about it, the game WAS kinda gay... although the main character was technically a zombie, too, which then puts things waaay into the realm of weird..
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12.21.2008 - 20:42 | Cferra - *spits out morning tea*
I was expecting "Powwah Up" jokes. This is five times funnier! And you know...some of the firing poses were kinda dodgy. Especially when you hit down and the fire button. Good work, Ben!
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12.21.2008 - 21:51 | lordbeodo - Wise fwom your gwave!!!!
lol... Zeus, Dr. Light and Elmer Fudd must all be related

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12.22.2008 - 01:19 | Y Ruler of Time
Damn it Benzaie! Stop making me realize all of the things I enjoyed as a kid contained homoerotic images!
In all seriousness, Altered Beast was one of my favorite Genesis games as a kid, and I still love playing it now. I think my favorite level was the fourth, since you turned into a Weretiger.
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12.22.2008 - 01:59 | speedrabbit - LOL
i still have this game, last time i played it, i thought the exact same thing. the game is good....depending on how u play it....hard as hell
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12.22.2008 - 02:10 | Wendell
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Another gay joke?! ok, I know it's funny and all but... gay jokes get old. Maybe it's just me, I kinda get showered with "You like it hard from other men on the bun..." all the time but seriously!
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12.22.2008 - 03:13 | Guitarhero1000
LMFAO. I got a sega genesis when they came out, and this game was bundled with it. I have probably beat it like 90000000000 times. Funny 5 movie though.
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12.22.2008 - 06:54 | Mark Fanboy - It's okay to be gay (?)
Thought for sure you were gonna comment about how his head stays the same size as the rest of him grows.
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12.22.2008 - 14:11 | thatguywithnoglasses - Dear timbobway...
Not everyone has the exact same sense of humor that you do. So stop thinking that we do. Cause... we clearly don't.
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12.22.2008 - 23:41 | BurningPanthera
I'd have pointed out how that wolf looks like a pig...I always thought that's what it was.
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12.23.2008 - 02:24 | Turbosloth
I remember loving this game as a kid, but then I played a rom of it recently and I nearly cried. Some fond memories should just be left as memories.... >.>
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completely random dude, love it. best 5 sec game yet!